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Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner, I see a sign that says, "School-Go slow."

Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?

Tom: I just took some medicine, but I forgot to shake the bottle.

Mom: Why do you keep jumping up and down?

Tom: I just took the medicine, but I forgot to shake the bottle first.

Tom: William borrowed five pounds from me. Was it right for me to lend it to him?

Jack: Of course.

Tom: Why?

Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.

Tom: William borrowed five pounds from me. Should I lend it to him?

Jack: Of course.

Tom: Why?

Jack: Otherwise, he should borrow it from me.

Stranger: Did you catch any fish?

Stranger: Did you catch any fish?

Fisherman: Did I? I took out 40 from this stream this morning.

Fisherman: Who am I? I caught more than 40 fish in this stream this morning.

Stranger: Do you know who I am? I'm a game warden.

Stranger: Do you know who I am? I'm the head of fishing and hunting here.

Fisherman: Do you know who I am? I'm the biggest liar in this state.

Fisherman: Do you know who I am? I am the biggest liar in the country.

Teacher: Tom, why are you late today? Where is your exercise book?

Tom: Excuse me, miss. I met a robber on my way to school this morning. ...

Teacher: Oh, my God! That's terrible! Did he rob you?

Tom: He ... He robbed my exercise book. ....

Teacher: Tom, why are you late today? Where's your exercise book?

Tom: Sorry, teacher, I met a robber on my way to school today. ...

Teacher: Oh, dear! Too bad! Did he rob you of anything?

Tom: He … He took my exercise book …