Tell a few funny jokes,

At midnight, the man was lying in bed sweating! Suddenly, the man received a phone call from his neighbor: "Are you finished? Stop your wife screaming! The whole community has heard it! " The man quickly stopped and apologized to his neighbor: "I'm sorry!" I am in Dongguan on business. I will go back and talk about her tomorrow! "

A buddy joked about calling a girlfriend to a colleague, and the colleague came up with a sentence: Is it a virgin? The buddy calmly said: I tried, it is a place; Colleagues said, ok, let's meet.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, my wife is going to give birth, and the pain is unbearable! The doctor recommended the newly developed "pain converter!" To her husband. You can transfer the pain of a wife giving birth to a child to the father of the child. Husband agrees! Two hours later, the baby was born smoothly! But the husband never felt any pain, and the doctor was very surprised. The next day, bad news came from my wife's company. The male boss felt inexplicable pain all over his body at two o'clock yesterday afternoon, leading to sudden death from myocardial infarction!