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Who besieged the city Chapter VII

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Chapter VII

Seven beards are usually two-lipped, and the thick beard of the king of Chu is just a painting. He had a beard 20 years ago, when an official covered his upper lip.

Being hairy is not enough to show one's identity, just as ancient western philosophers have to grow beards to show their wisdom. He is in this province.

The commander-in-chief is the secretary of the Ministry of Military Supervision, with a water chestnut beard, just like it was transplanted from an advertisement in Ren Dan. That's awesome. He dare not cultivate.

Plant the same beard, lest the doorman blame him for arrogance; The commander-in-chief is a round beard of Wuling. He just wants to have a smaller pointed beard of Hongling.

Son.

Who knows that people who don't have guns don't have decent beards, thin and soft, hanging on both sides of the quarrel, like ridicule in the new punctuation.

Number, however, neither become warped, nor enough to float and curl. He has two thick black eyebrows, which can be compared with those of the birthday girl.

Sai, it seems that when shaving for the first time, I accidentally shaved off all my eyebrows and beard and put them on in a hurry. I have a beard and eyebrows.

Mao changed his position; The eyebrows on the mouth are not long at all, and the beard on the forehead is thriving. Don't grow a beard.

Let it be. He married this lady five years ago, which is just a good excuse to shave. However, it seems that all bureaucrats, robbers, gamblers,

Speculator, he believes in fate. Astrologers say he is "wood" shaped, and his hair and beard are like branches and leaves of trees.

Lack of them means the death of trees. Of course, people over forty are half bald, and these beards mean that old trees are blooming and growing.

The machine is not finished yet. But for the 25-year-old new lady, I can't be stingy, so I shaved off two locks and left a pinch in the middle.

Because this is not pinched hard enough, it is trimmed into a movie star-like line. This incident is bound to ruin the feng shui on the face, and unpleasant things are even one thing.

Pick up two places.

As soon as the new wife entered the door, she fell ill. Wang Chuhou impeached himself, but the official failed. Fortunately, the official did a somersault, and she looked like a cat.

If you fall from a height, you can always land on all fours, and it won't be too embarrassing. He doesn't depend on his salary, so he explains. he is

Old-school celebrities, as well as the habits of the former dynasty, are very elegant when they are officials, and they can talk about learning when they retire; My wife is always sick here.

Sample, not aggravated. This may still be the role of the beard, and luck is not bad at the end.

If these beards can still retain some luck, Wang Chuhou's luck is even worse when he hasn't shaved.

Of course. For example, his original wife, scum, died in play and asked him to marry a beautiful second wife. Married for more than 20 years,

My son has graduated from college, and this wife has long since passed away. A dead wife is still the most economical, although funeral costs a sum of money.

Yes, but don't you need alimony for divorce? Isn't bigamy a price to pay in two ways? Many people have damn wives, only Chu has a thick one.

The luck of mourning in time. At least people will give gifts at funerals, and even if there is no income from this gift, divorce and bigamy will also

Legal fees. Besides, although Wang Chuhou is an official, he is just a scholar at heart. Literati like people to die, and they can have a topic to mourn.

Mourning articles Coffin shops and funeral homes only deal in new dead people, and literati will go for a year, years, decades or even hundreds of years.

Hair grows on dead people. "No Day" and "300-year Festival" are the same good topics. Dead wife.-or

Dead husband, because there are female writers-this topic is particularly good; Although others have literary talent, but the wife or husband is only yours, this is

The name of the registered patent. When Hou wrote poems about his wife's death and mourning for the new funeral, he thought of the kindness of the ancients.

Sentence; "At present, both the bride and the new child are for the second time in their lives." I only hate that I can't use it for a while, and I hope that the mistress will come again when she has a child.

The first poem "My wife died suddenly" is embedded in these two sentences. This poem is not finished yet. second

A lady Wang came in before she was born, but she was ill. I stay at home for illness, bring this illness to support my family, and refuse to leave her, so it is charming all year round.

Very weak, her half-aged husband is more afraid of pity. She studied in college for a year, dropped out of school to rest because of anemia and lived at home.

In four or five years, I studied Chinese painting with my teacher and played the piano for recreation on days when my head was not dizzy and my body was not whining. middle

Chinese painting and piano are the cultural parts of her dowry, such as other women's university diplomas (with ebony frames) and

Photo of bachelor's hat (16 inch color ebony frame with gold paint). Wang Chuhou doesn't understand western music, but of course he thinks his wife is steel.

Play the piano well; He should know a thing or two about Chinese painting, but his wife's paintings are never bad for her husband. He always says to his guests:

"She likes music and painting very much. It's all painstaking. How can her body be good! " Mrs. Wang is very modest to her guests.

He said: "I am not in good health and can't do these things often, so I can't draw well and play the piano well." Ever since I moved to this small place

In the village, Mrs. Wang is very lonely and often quarrels with her husband. She is in a delicate position. She looks down on her husband and colleagues' wives and thinks they are cold and embarrassed. she

My husband is not at ease. Single male colleagues often come to his house because they are young. Gao Songnian knew that she was bored at home and was willing to invite her.

Work at school. Mrs. Wang is a smart person and refused. On the one hand, she knows that her qualifications are not good, and she can be a small clerk at most, which is harmful to her health.

noodle Secondly, she knows that this is a man's world. Countries with developed women's rights, like Britain and the United States, only invite men to be gods and say

Him, don't talk about her. Women come out to do things, no matter how high their status is, or they are used by men, but they don't come out and hide behind the scenes.

You can use your wife's or mistress's qualifications to guide and manipulate men. The female tutor of the department of education and the teacher-training lady are her admirers.

, have a lot to do with each other.