Humorous host words

The host's speech is the soul of the host performing on the stage. In today's era, hosts may be needed in various occasions. I believe that writing host words is a headache for many people. Here are four humorous host words that I collected and sorted out, hoping to help everyone.

Humor host 4 articles 1 Ladies and gentlemen,

Hello everyone! Welcome to Wan Li, Xiangyun and Green Garden to witness the oxygen-like wedding of this lovestruck couple.

I am the master of ceremonies from (the company), entrusted by the parents of the couple to preside over this romantic wedding, and I am very excited. And you can see the most beautiful bride and the most handsome groom, and you can witness the happiest expression and bright smile in your life.

Today, I witness happiness and feel romance and eternity with my friends and relatives here. Here it is. First of all, please allow me to express my warmest welcome and heartfelt thanks to you on behalf of the newcomers and their families. Thank you.

Listen, the wedding bell is ringing, and the sacred moment is coming. Mr. and Mrs. are slowly coming towards us. This moment means that they will become each other's other half, and there will be heavy responsibilities on their shoulders. From now on, they will be together all their lives, accompany them all their lives, and face everything in life together.

Humor host 4 2 uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters, classmates and friends sitting here:

Hello, everyone. First of all, I would like to thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to attend my thank-you banquet, and I would like to express my gratitude (bow).

Without the support of all of you here, the teaching of our school teachers and the help of our classmates, I can't stand here today. Here, I want to say thank you to all the people present! I am grateful to my parents who gave me life and a happy environment for growing up, to my teachers who have carefully educated me as an adult, to my relatives and friends who have added joy to my growth, and to your support and encouragement over the years.

The college entrance examination is just a quiz in my life, and I passed it luckily. That's because your encouragement gives me confidence, your concern gives me strength, and your hope gives me strength. The road ahead is longer and more difficult. I want to walk alone. But I want to say: I'm not afraid! Because of your encouragement, concern and hope, I will always remember it.

So this is my own road, but it is not a lonely journey. I will always try to repay everyone's love with a life without regrets.

After xx, I wish all the guests a happy work, prosperous career, happy family, good health, full of energy and bright future.

Thank you!

Humor host's speech 4 3 Distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen, dear villagers,

Good Morning, everyone!

I am very happy to meet you here, and I am honored to be entrusted by the host to preside over today's wedding celebration. I hope that through my hosting, I can bring warmth and blessings to everyone; At the same time, I also urge all the guests and friends to give me great cooperation during my hosting of the program. Finally, it will be my great honor to get your applause. Thank you (bowing)

November is a beautiful season. Sowing in spring, cultivating in summer and harvesting in autumn finally ushered in the warm sun in winter. On this beautiful day, in this beautiful early winter time, we also ushered in a happy combination, Mr. xx and Miss xx. First of all, please allow me to express my heartfelt thanks and warm welcome to all the guests on behalf of the two newcomers and their families!

Ok, now I declare that the wedding of Mr. Wang and Ms. Wang will officially begin at xx o'clock in the morning on September 20th, xx 10, Beijing time. Please ask our sound engineer to play the solemn wedding March, and let us all welcome the first appearance of the two newcomers with the warmest applause! Ladies and gentlemen, fellow villagers, look, the bride and groom are holding hands, shoulder to shoulder, stepping on music. At this moment, they have unspeakable joy in their hearts. I believe that this happy moment can always encourage and spur them in the future, and they will always be strong in life!

Well, now that the two newcomers have stood in front of the stage, please allow me to express my heartfelt congratulations on the happy combination of the two newcomers on behalf of all the guests! At the same time, on behalf of the two newcomers and their parents, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to all the guests! Thank you!

I thought about it every day and looked forward to it every night, and finally I waited for this day. New people's hearts are pounding, guests are celebrating like carnival, life is full of flowers, and spring crops and autumn harvests are beaming. Next, please sit down as a beautiful and amiable witness, Lord xxx. Please expect your son to succeed, your daughter to succeed, work hard day and night, save money, don't want to spend money on a popsicle, but pay a lot for your child's marriage. Please welcome the wedding host, Mr. and Ms. xxx, the groom's parents, and Mr. and Ms. xxx, the bride's parents.

The lady sat down. Now, please put on your company, run around, wear out your soles, stay up all night and work hard-you are so tired that your donkey's face is sweating. Oh, listen, it's the third sound, it's sweating-please introduce xxx to the table. Please witness xxx sit down. Attending today's wedding are leaders at all levels, close friends and classmates, beloved relatives and friends, neighbors and fellow villagers, and our distinguished family representatives. Here, on behalf of the host, I would like to express my warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to friends from all walks of life!

One by one, sitting here is not a meeting. The first item of the ceremony is to read out the certificate. Please ask witness xxx to read the marriage certificate. Dear guests and friends, after sweet love and patient waiting, the newly married couple finally became happy partners under the protection of the law. In the vast sea of people, there are two less single-family households and one more support group. From today, the groom will grow from small to big, and the young man will become a gentleman. The bride changed from big to small, and the big girl became a kannika nimtragol. They will start a new life from today. At this exciting moment, let's congratulate the two newcomers with warm applause again!

Let's ask the introducer to briefly introduce the experience of media protection (ask the introducer and then the host will say). He said: inexperienced, just give them a hand, the eldest daughter and the young man, the old lady and the old man, and the same sex. Don't introduce yourself, or you will always be scolded! Please ask the bride and groom to bow to the witness and introducer three times. A bow: thank you; Second bow: Thanks again; Three Bows: Ignore you, I don't need you after I get married (so ungrateful). I made a joke. These three sentences were said by our host. Please don't mind witnesses and references. The young couple said that they would never forget your great kindness. We can have a look at something for two or three dollars during the Spring Festival, right?

Let's ask the bride and groom to thank the guests. Bow to the left: thank you for your busy schedule; Bow to the middle two: thank you for your frequent exchanges; Bow to the third one on the right: get rich. Water has roots, and children do not forget to raise children. Now they will get married and start a family, respect the old and love the virtuous, and worship their parents. Please stand in front of both parents and listen to my password: bow down: be happy to be a new home, don't forget your parents; Bow again: the grace of nurturing, lifelong reward; Three bows: I wish my parents happiness, health and longevity. Now let's play a little game. The title of the game is "Change your mouth". Ask the groom first. Who are the parents who called the bride before marriage? (The groom answers: Aunt and uncle. What is your name now? (Call mom and dad. ) Call three times, one is louder and the other is longer. The louder the phone call, the longer it takes, and the more money you give. (The host said: Give the money quickly) (So does the bride). Next, the husband and wife say goodbye to each other. Please stand face to face with the bride and groom. You must do as I ask, bow your heads and meet each other, and the husband and wife will love each other forever. Second, face to face, husband and wife love forever; Three bows, mouth to mouth, conjugal love. Mouth to mouth, hand in hand, please ask the hostess to propose a toast to the two new couples (the wine of love is dry and sweet, and the bride is tasting it; Seeing our groom's official is even more generous and deeply touched. I will give the bride and groom four sentences each. First of all, I will give the groom four sentences, let me say one. Can you learn a sentence? (Yes), well, the first sentence, if you ask for instructions early and report later, you won't be hanging out; Second, talk less and do more, and love your wife wholeheartedly; The third sentence, give her all the money in the future, leaving only 10 yuan change (to be honest, I just wanted to give him 5 yuan change, but later I saw that he was honest, so I gave him 5 yuan more. Excuse me, groom: 10 yuan, do you have enough change? Thank the host for giving 5) more; In the fourth sentence, you don't even go to the casino ballroom, let alone make blind contact outside (there is not enough money to go). Send the bride four sentences, and you only need to answer three. The first sentence, save face in front of others (OK), the second sentence, save more tickets (OK), and the third sentence, give birth to a fat boy (OK) and applaud warmly. Look at the old woman's cheerfulness, she is going to have a grandson. Fourth, there will be no iron. (Ask the two newlyweds if they are right) If they are right, please exchange tokens in public (a bunch of flowers and one thing, dripping through the heart, the vows are not strong, and love still needs to be strengthened). The groom gave the bride a 24k gold diamond ring, and the bride also gave the groom a gold ring. What is more precious than this is that two people love each other and have two fiery hearts. Here, on behalf of all the guests, I wish you a lifetime of dependence and never separation. To tell the truth, finding a satisfactory partner is our greatest wish in life. Now, the newlyweds finally got their wish and realized this dream. At this moment, their mood, in the words of Song Dandan, is that they are excited for each other. Today, I'd like to invite you to share their happiness with xx Hotel. I hope everyone can have a good drink and have a good time together.

Here, I am entrusted by the host to thank the cameraman, photographer, driver friends and all the staff of xx Hotel who provided services for today's wedding celebration, and even more thank my friends who I didn't mention, and also made efforts for today's celebration. You have worked hard! Thank you!

I also want to thank all of you here for your support and encouragement in holding this celebration. Thank you! I wish your family happiness, health and success! Everything is as you wish! ! Allow me to quote a classic line by Fan Wei: Thank you, Fate!

Well, ladies and gentlemen, today's wedding ceremony has come to an end for the time being. Then, what we will do next is the xxx Cup wedding contest in 2009. Today, our boss prepared some thin wine and light dishes to show disrespect, so before the opening ceremony, I will send a pair of couplets to all the guests present. The first part is: Eat all the delicious food in the world and don't waste it; The bottom line is: drink, drink the best wine in the world, and don't get drunk. Horizontal criticism is a wise saying of Zhao Benshan: Eat well and drink well.

Now I declare that the wedding of Mr. xxxx and Miss xxx is over. Let's share the happy and sweet candy.

Humorous host 4 4 Good afternoon, everyone! Blessings meet here, and auspiciousness gathers here. Today, we are gathered in this jubilant Dexin restaurant to welcome Mr. Zhang's 40th birthday. Here, on behalf of the birthday girl and her family, please allow me to express my warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to the guests, relatives and friends who came to the birthday party!

The protagonist appeared. As the saying goes: forty is not confusing! Forty-year-old men are the most attractive! Next, let's warmly welcome today's protagonist, the charming teacher Zhang's shining stool field.

Look, everyone: Today's birthday girl has the handsomeness of a 30-year-old man and the maturity of a 40-year-old man! Friends, let's extend our sincere wishes to today's birthday girl with warm applause. I wish Teacher Zhang a happy birthday, a smile and happiness forever!

In the course of forty years' life, Mr. Zhang has experienced autumn rain, appreciated the spring flowers and autumn moons, harvested the spring flowers and autumn fruits, and devoted his enthusiasm and precious youth to the fertile soil of educating people in the school. 9 1 After graduation, he was assigned to Beijie Primary School and has been engaged in mathematics teaching and moral education. He served as vice principal in 20xx, transferred to Zhou Nan Primary School in 2005, and transferred to Yingpanshan Primary School in 20xx. He devoted himself selflessly to education for 2 1 year and trained countless talents for the society! Forty years old is a sign of maturity and a step towards success. Here, let's wish Mr. Zhang good health, happy life and brilliant career!

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