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How to treat the bombing of Indian aircraft carrier workers?

A huge explosion occurred at Cochin Shipyard in Kerala, India. The explosion not only caused a fire on an Indian-made aircraft carrier under construction nearby, but also killed at least five people. For India's third brother, who is used to all kinds of accidents, this accident is of course nothing. But, surprisingly, this is the cause of the accident: it exploded! Yes, you are right, it's really fried shit!

As time went on, the cause and effect of the accident gradually became clear. However, when it comes to the cause of the accident, it is really incredible and shocked the chin of a group of friends. It turned out that the root cause of the fire was that more than 200 tons of human excrement piled up in the shipyard could not be cleaned for a long time, and a large amount of combustible biogas was produced by fermentation under the action of long-term damp heat.

Well, it seems that the toilet problem in India really needs to be dealt with. If there is such an explosion from time to time, it is estimated that no one can stand it. This kind of death is really hard in the underworld! It's really easy to say that you were killed by dung!

If biogas had no open flame, it wouldn't explode. Is it possible that India's third brother also has the habit of smoking a cigarette in the toilet? This won't! After all, it is the largest shipyard in India, and there should be some basic knowledge about prohibiting open flames in the factory! Speaking of reasons, I really can't blame the workers in the factory this time.

At the time of the incident, more than 20 workers were cutting and welding the bottom water tank of a drilling ship. This is inevitable, this kind of work can not but produce open flames! So the conditions for explosion are met! This explosion is not important. Built for more than ten years, the domestic aircraft carrier that was launched three times next to it was in trouble, which directly led to the fire of the aircraft carrier. Originally, the launch was in the foreseeable future, so after the baptism of big fire, it is estimated that it will be delayed for several years before delivery! Who do you think provoked the parked aircraft carrier? What an unexpected trouble! An accident!