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A Sunday school teacher is telling her students the importance of making others happy. "Now, children," she said, "have any of you ever made others happy?"

"Teacher," said a little boy, "I made someone happy yesterday."

"Well done. Who's that? "

"My grandmother."

"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother happy. "

"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her,' Grandma, I'm going home', and she said,' Well, I'm very happy!' "

The teacher of a Sunday school (a children's class held by the Christian church on Sundays to instill religious ideas in children) is telling the students the importance of making others happy. "Now, children," she said, "have any of you ever made others happy?"

"I, teacher," said a little boy, "I made others happy yesterday."

"Well done, who is it?"

"My grandmother."

"Good boy. Now tell us how you make your grandmother happy. "

"Well, teacher. I went to see her yesterday and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her,' Grandma, I'm going home.' She said,' Oh, I'm glad!

Patient: Help, doctor, I'm afraid of amnesia.

Doctor: How long have you been worried about this?

Patient: What are you worried about?

Patient: Help, doctor, I'm afraid of losing my memory.

Doctor: How long have you been worried?

Patient: What are you worried about?

We haven't seen you in Shanghai?

No, I have never been to Shanghai.

I didn't. It must be the other two.

Haven't we met in Shanghai?

No, I have never been to Shanghai.

Me neither. It must be the other two