Hall Theatre (3)

28. Wolf cub: This is 500. Let's leave now.

Son of a bitch: No.

Wolf cub: Here's a thousand. Let's go!

Son of a bitch: No!

Wolf cub: Here you are 1500! Are you going or not?

Son of a bitch: In my last life, the whole world was mine. You early dead fool can shut up!

Wolf cub: How dare you curse me! *! & ow ho ho! ! ! !

Son of a bitch: woof, ow, ow! !

Wife of shop-owner: crooked? Wildlife epidemic prevention station? There are two mad dogs quarrelling in my shop. Yes, one is a husky, and the other is Alaska ... Yes, there is also a Samoyed dog named Noble in Alaska ... Yes, it seems that all three are not vaccinated, which is very dangerous. ...

29. Master: Happy Christmas Eve to all of you.

Dog: Good luck in the Year of the Rooster!

Peacock: What nonsense upstairs! I am here to pay tribute to everyone in the early years!

Teacher: Christmas hasn't arrived yet. Say merry Christmas first ~

Wolf cub: I wish you all a happy year of the dog with platinum!

Ye: Why do I feel happy in the Year of the Dog? Sounds like swearing. ...

May Cecilia Han: I wish everyone a beautiful woman every day.

Paper Dragon: Zhong Wuyan has nothing to do with this, Xia Yingchun! Chu Wanning, you fickle lover! Get me out of here! ! !

39. Suggestions on the role of small theater

Chu Wanning: I heard that people think I am not motivated enough. Hehe, please give us your advice.

Feed the fish: I heard that people think my skills are not good, hehe, please advise.

Meng Xue: I heard that people think I'm not straight enough. Hehe, please give me some advice.

Wei Shi: I heard that everyone thinks I am a black-hearted lotus. Hehe, tell me your opinion.

Ye: I heard that everyone thinks I'm a girl. Hehe, tell me your opinion.

May: I heard that everyone thinks I have appeared. Hehe, please give us your opinions.

Meat bag: the last brother named Mei, no one thinks you have appeared, hehe, refuse to hit me.

3 1. Ghost pawn A: Your Majesty! Caught a defector without permission! ! ! I brought it for you! ! !

The four ghost kings: Gu Long, Gu Long, Gu Long, Gu Long, Gu Long, Gu Long, Gu Long, Gu Long, Gu Long, Gu Long, Gu Long, Gu Long, Gu Long, Gu Long, Gu Long, Gu Long, Gu Long, Gu Long, Gu Long, Gu Long, Gu Long.

Ghost pawn A: Your Majesty, stop eating. It will take another half month. ...

Four ghosts: Hiccup! ! (slamming the bowl angrily) What are you fat for! This king is called Qiang! Mighty! You got it?

Rongjiu: (I don't want to be frightened out of my wits, I want to be promoted and rich, QAQ) ... In my opinion, your majesty is not strong enough, so how heavy is your majesty? Want to be strong, arms like legs, legs like waist, that's right. Why doesn't your majesty eat more?

System prompt: player Rong Jiu got the correct way to kiss the orange cat and the four ghosts.

32. Manufacturers like to listen to buy buy best, so what is the sentence that each character wants to hear most ~

What Chu Wanning wants to hear most is that Yu Heng is a good teacher.

What burning ink 2.0 wants to hear most: you are different from previous lives.

Burning ink 1.0 What I want to hear most is that everyone likes you.

What I want to hear most about burning ink 0.5: dog, wake up, stop dreaming, the saliva is flowing on the table!

Meng Xue wants to hear: Young master comes first, young master is the most handsome, and young master is the most popular!

What I want to hear most is: how can I be a boss if I am so gentle and lovely?

What Ye wants to hear most: The son of Nangong will not be short-lived.

What Nangong Shang wants to hear most: Your father abdicated and let you go to bed. You can make your own decision, son.

What Song Qiutong wants to hear most: This is a bg article.

What May Cecilia Han wants to hear most: May Cecilia Han, get ready to play.

33. Burning ink: Hmm ... The title reminds Master to be careful of slipping. Why did Master slip? (Laughter)

Chu Wanning: ... Have you ever thought about slipping?

34. Small Theater "All Reasons for Being Late":

Chu Wanning: If it is late, it will be late. If you don't want to explain, punish.

Burning ink 0.5: An old woman walked too slowly on the road, which hindered our seats. Kill her and our seats will come, a little later. Give this seat a clean handkerchief and sprinkle some blood on my face.

Burning ink 1.0: hahaha ~ An old woman crossed the road and fried chicken with crutches. Very interesting. I robbed her of a crutch to cross the street, trying to see a joke. But I gave it back to her later, don't worry, don't worry ~

Burning ink 2.0: I saw an old man with inconvenient legs and feet on the road, so I helped her pass. Sorry for the delay.

Shi Mei: I saw the doctor today, and I really can't leave ... unfortunately. ...

Meng Xue: It's none of your business.

Nangongsi: It's rude upstairs. I am more polite. What do you care?

Ye Wang Xi: I won't be late. Look again. I think the drip is broken.

May: Every step has a female yogi pestering her. Even if I go out two hours early, I will still be late in the end, and I don't care.

35. Small theater:

Several anonymous user messages appeared on the bbs at the top of death today.

Anonymous user: I accidentally put on my apprentice's clothes by mistake. What should I do? I don't want to take it off myself. I'm in a hurry, online.

Anonymous user A: I sent a bunch of gifts, all of which were rejected by the male god, but the male god accepted my handiwork. I wonder if he treats me like an outsider or cares about my money. Actually, I'm not poor. Although my name is not on the list, I can still afford the limited edition jujube pills of Cold Scale Master ... Why? Why didn't he accept it? I'm so annoyed.

Anonymous user B: Alas, his mood is a bit complicated. He's back.

Anonymous user C: Did the gyro finally stop? Is it a dream or is it true? What level is my dream? Ignore me, I just want to find a tree hole.

36. The small theater "Master's Examination"

Chu Wanning: Come on, let's play a game of brain king. Don't worry, it's all subtitle.

Dog: Mm-hmm!

Chu Wanning: How many petals does Haitang have?

Dog: Five!

Chu Wanning: What is the red lotus water pavilion?

Dog: Xifu!

Chu Wanning: Teacher's height?

Dog: 183!

Chu Wanning: What is the height of Meng Xue?

Dog: Hahaha, 178

Meng Xue: MDZZ, what's so funny?

Chu Wanning: Your height?

Dog: hahahahahahaha189!

Meng Xue: Oh.

Chu Wanning: My height?

Burning ink: one ... well, eight meters.

Chu Wanning: OK, if you pass the exam, you won't be expelled from school.

37. Excerpts from Dog's Letter

Linyi almond candy is delicious, but a little expensive. Forty coppers a catty, but it's delicious.

The potatoes were so full that he was not hungry after eating them all night.

I accidentally brushed the honey in Gankun capsule on the roast chicken wings as oil. It's delicious.

The raw fish in Quanzhou is particularly delicious, delicious, delicious.

The host is awake, let's have dinner together!

38. When I have money.

Burn ink: read the words.

Chu Wanning: Impossible. It costs a lot of money to buy all kinds of mecha materials. I can't have much money.

Ye forgets the past: if you have enough money, donate it.

May Cecilia Han: Buy accessories and coax girls.

Nangong Shang: Do you think you will be happy if you have money? You have no idea how painful it is for a rich man like me.

Meng Xue: When I was rich, the first person who was humanely destroyed was the idiot upstairs. I'm glad to feel your pain. Come on, give me your vault.

39. The small theater "lists some things that people can't stand most"

Chu Wanning: Eat spicy food.

Burning ink: watching Chuning eat spicy food at night

Teacher's ignorance: showing muscles to play triathlon

Meng Xue: Forced to be gay.

May Cecilia Han: Lock down the brothel.

Ye can't forget the past of marrying Song.

Nangong Shang: My dog is dead.

Meat bag: overtime