Good morning, funniest words, friends circle.

2022 WeChat friends circle encourages others to use good morning words! Good morning, I wish you a happy life! "Funny good morning: We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly roasted oil!" I hope you can collect it!

1. I envy you for knowing me so young.

Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my thesis absolutely stunned Xueba.

It's cold. If you can't give me a hug, please buy me a coat.

4. The pupil changed from a brat to a goddess, and I changed from a brat to a big boy.

The best state of love is that you leave a pile of money before going out every day and say to me: flowers! You don't love me if you can't spend it all today!

6. When I am rich, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you to eat.

7. I often wet the bed when I was a child, and I often cry when I grow up.

8. I will be a grass mud horse in my next life, showing two front teeth and running smartly on the green grassland.

9. You can't blame others for standing up straight and looking down at you when you are crawling on the ground.

10. If one day, the whole world doesn't want you. Don't panic, come to me and I'll tell you. I don't want you either.

1 1. If I can't beat you, I will turn against you.

12. It is suggested that the chair used in class be replaced by a swivel chair that is the same as China's good voice. If students think the teacher speaks well, they should turn around and listen.

13. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly baked oil!

14. I am a principled person. In the final analysis, my principle of being a man is only three words, depending on my mood.

15. I am not a fruit orange. Shake it if you want, not iced tea. No, one more bottle. People who lose me will never lose.

16. San Xiao thanks you for taking away a man who is not worthy of Russian love, and Xiao Si thanks you for revenge for Russia.

17. A woman's prince may be another woman's frog.

18. Don't listen to things outside the window, just read e-books.

19. Do you know what a promise is? That is, what you say you like, your boyfriend immediately took out a stack of red tickets and stuffed them into your hand: buy them right away, right away! Don't wait.

20. I struggle with three things every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late yesterday.

2 1. The alarm clock only woke up my shell, but it couldn't wake up my sleeping heart.

22. I think it is a hooligan's behavior for a girl to say that she is cold when she is alone.

23. Many things come from being full, such as losing weight.

24. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: sleepy in spring, sleepy in summer and sleepy in autumn.

25. You don't need too many good friends, but two are enough. One is willing to lend you money, and when he asks you for a debt, the other is willing to kill him.

The most beautiful thing is not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.

Good morning Xinyu: Who do you want to go to see the flowing water with?

1, you are my priceless world, and I will never give you up.

Only those who have seen fireworks and love know the beauty and desolation of the world.

People are faced with many false demands. People are busy with false happiness every day. Their bodies are too busy and their brains are too idle.

4. The only closest place between love and religion is that it makes us experience heaven and hell. He who can give you heaven can also give you hell.

5. Life is an echo. If you give the best to others, you will get the best from others. The more people you help, the more you get. The meaner you are, the less you have.

6. Married life is a habit and character, and there are not so many affairs. What keeps two people together is trust and tolerance for each other.

7. If there is an afterlife, be a tree and stand in eternity, without the gesture of sadness and joy. Half is peaceful in the dust, half is flying in the wind, half is cool, and half is bathed in the sun. If there is an afterlife, be a bird and fly through eternity without getting lost. There is fiery hope in the east and warm nest beds in the south, which drive the sunset to the west and awaken the fragrance to the north.

8. None of us are perfect, but we must accept our imperfect selves. Comfort yourself when you are lonely; Give yourself warmth when you are lonely. Learn to be independent, bid farewell to dependence, and bid farewell to your weak self.

9. When you feel the tearing pain and anger that seems to explode, you don't escape, you don't complain, you completely experience it. Let the pent-up and hidden energy burst out and experience it with complete love and acceptance in an uncritical and irresistible manner. This kind of suffering is an opportunity for you to get out of your life mode and grow sturdily.

10, when a man says "I'm sorry" to a woman, then the woman loses completely.

1 1, time is invincible, love and hate, past lives. No matter how unforgettable, in front of time, looking back is light dust and smoke. I am waiting for the passage of time, it will bury all the past in the grave of years like weeds. One day it will take away the people I miss.

12, don't play missing. People who disappear for ten and a half days for no reason can hardly give people a sense of stability. It will also make people worry about your safety.

13, happiness and misfortune will swing like a swing, but when you stop bored, you will only be lonely, forever lonely. Therefore, even if you work hard, you must work hard. If you feel unhappy now, you should be completely sad and swing hard. I believe happiness will come next.

14, every love will go from passion to dullness. At first, the electric shock-like excitement and infatuation gradually became gentle and calm, less impulsive, and began to perceive people's shortcomings in their hearts, and they would be agitated because they lost their freshness. In fact, love is only the person who stays around after the prosperity is gone. Just, who would you like to go to see "Long Running Water" with?

15. Sometimes the sun is fine, and sometimes it is dark. This is life.

Good morning Xinyu: Peer is fate, and peer is happiness.

Good morning: peers are fate, and peers are happiness. No matter how good others are, we should not envy them. Just compare with your past, and you will be happier every day. At the same time, you will have a feeling of happiness and get real peace of mind.

1, when everyone swears, they really feel that they will not break their word. When they go back on their word, they really feel that they can't do it. So swearing can't measure loyalty, let alone judge right or wrong. It can only prove that at the moment they say it, they have been sincere to each other.

2, the joys and sorrows of life, ups and downs, are tied to the heart, if the mentality is good, there is no hurdle. Take care of your mood, and you will have the whole life.

3, you don't take the initiative, I don't take the initiative, and then our relationship slowly disappears. No one can't live without who, only those who don't cherish who turn around and two worlds.

There is a person who loves you, loves you and cares about you in his life. This is happiness. Ten thousand people are not as miserable as one person, and ten thousand people are not as familiar as one person. Not everyone in the world can trust each other. Passing by is fate, passing by are guests, they love and cherish.

5. There is a vision, not far away, but always watching; There is a kind of friend who is not disturbed, but always accompanied.

6. Although the world is complicated, the heart remains the same and the feelings remain the same; Despite the ups and downs, the pace remains the same, and the pursuit remains the same; Despite the vicissitudes of time, the world remains the same and life remains the same.

7. Time is a good thing. It verifies people's hearts, witnesses human nature, and understands truth and falsehood. There are no unsolvable problems, only unsolvable moods. There is no hard experience, only myself who can't get out. I have been worried about who I will lose, but I forgot to ask, who will be afraid of losing me? Life, work hard, cherish, and have a clear conscience, so, just fine.

8, many names, more and more vague; A lot of feelings are getting strange.

9. I don't miss it, I am afraid of sentimentality; It's not that I don't miss it, but I'm afraid I'll never come back.

10, meeting is just the beginning; Cherish, can accompany a lifetime.

1 1. No matter how dangerous the future is, we should stand still with a smile, because there is love, we should not be afraid.

12. Someone reaches out a hand to wipe your tears when you fail, which is better than countless people reaching out and applauding you when you succeed.

13, life is a gorgeous illusion, time is a thief, stealing everything.

14, knowing that time can't stay, there is no need to hurt the spring and mourn the autumn; Knowing that feelings cannot be deliberate, you will not die for anyone; Knowing that loneliness is always with you, you won't be unable to control yourself at a certain moment; Knowing that forgetting is always inevitable, you won't be sad for forgetting for a while; Knowing that the past has always existed, there is no need to hide and show off; Knowing that beauty will die at some point in the future, we should seize every moment now.

15, I never worry that my efforts are not good, but that all outstanding people work harder than me.

16, we should not envy others no matter how good they are. Just compare with your past, and you will be happier every day. At the same time, you will have a feeling of happiness and get real peace of mind.

17. Life is a long road with infinite forks. Everyone should keep making choices, and different choices will definitely make a completely different life. I always hear people say that if it was like this before, it wouldn't be like this now ... what a disappointment. Every fork has no real good or bad choice. As long as you regard life as your unique creation, if you make different choices, you won't look back often.

18, five principles of happiness: no hate in your heart, no worry in your heart, simple life, more pay and less expectation.

19, give time, let the past go and let the beginning start again.

20. I think the so-called love is the person you face. His emotions are the same as yours.

2 1, in fact, the gains and losses of life are all between one thought. Sit and think about yourself, don't talk about others.

22. In life, we should not only have a leisurely attitude, but also have the belief of going forward bravely.

23. Time flies, time flies. People's life, pain and loneliness linger. No matter how good things are, there will be a lost day, a deep memory, a day of loving again, a day of leaving, and a beautiful dream, which will not be left behind, let alone put down.

24, the years are like songs, the mood is like flowers, there is always a feeling that people can't forget; There is always a fate, which explains the encounter of life.

25, because I know that I cherish, I travel, I fly. All flowers bloom for a warm reason, and all fallen leaves fall with deep concern.

26. Time can age a face, dilute some memories and change a landscape, but if you persist, you will never lose it.

27. Understand that nothing is empty, things are not chaotic, big things are not afraid, and small things are not slow.

28. No one can be pure until the end, but remember, don't forget your original self.

29. You smiled slightly and said nothing to me. And I feel like I've been waiting for this for a long time.

30. Do things when awake, read books when confused, sleep when angry, and think when alone; Be a happy person, study, travel, work hard, care about your body and mood, and do your best.

3 1, the happiest thing in life is to be tired and happy. I'm not tired now, but I'll be more tired later.

32. Every successful person is an ascetic, and only they know how much silence and incomprehension there are on the road to success.

33. Happiness in my mind is by no means a fleeting moment, but an ordinary and lasting state. There is nothing exciting about it, but the longer it lasts, the more intoxicating it becomes.

34. Language is often false, and what we have experienced together is the most true.

35. The bitterness of life is entangled with gains and losses, accompanied by right and wrong, and symbiotic with success or failure. The true meaning of happiness is not the happiness when you get it, but the calmness after you lose it. No matter how good things are, you will be tired if you hold them too tightly. Remember to be grateful for what you once had; If you miss the beauty, you must know how to let go; Learn to bear the high pressure of spirit; Live a straightforward life and love with all your heart. Happiness comes when you appreciate the lost beauty and avoid the pain of love.

36. Life advances and retreats, and you can't lose your mood without anything.

37. A person's real strength lies not in what he can do, but in what he can bear.

38. Life is an echo. If you give the best to others, you will get the best from others. The more people you help, the more you get. The meaner you are, the less you have.

Don't dwell on past memories, and don't always want to let yesterday's rain get wet with today's luggage. Yesterday's sun will not dry today's clothes.

40. Walking together is fate, and walking together is happiness.

Good morning Xinyu: You whispered that you had me.

Who, like me, keeps changing his signature, in fact, just trying to make someone feel something. ...

1, just be yourself, the other roles are already taken.

2. People's greatest sorrow is that they want something but don't give up, and they want something but don't give up.

God is fair to everyone. If you give one thing, you will get another. We always see what he took, but we can't see what he gave us.

When happiness is close at hand, we always can't see what it is, don't know how to cherish it, and don't make a choice. Only when it leaves, will we feel heartache and realize that we were so close to happiness.

Is there really such a miracle in the world? You like him and he likes you, two people, for life.

6. There are some things in life that have to be done, and it is destruction to do it reluctantly when you have to do it; It is brave to do what you have to do.

7. I am tired. Only memories can keep me awake. Memory is like an onion. Every time you peel off a layer, something you have forgotten for a long time will be revealed. When you peel it off layer by layer, tears will wet your skirt.

8. I obviously wanted love at first, and then I wanted money. At first, I obviously wanted money, and then I wanted love. We always think that love is much more noble than money, but we refuse to admit that both are desires.

9. Who, like me, keeps changing his signature, in fact, just trying to make someone feel something. ...

10, people know how to get rid of others' deception, but they can't escape their own lies. Nothing is easier than deceiving ourselves, because we often believe what we want.

1 1. There are two realms in life: one is silent pain, and the other is silent laughter. Wordless pain is a kind of wisdom. When I am alive, I often feel heartache because of one kind of injury or another. For strong people, scars are the best gift from life. Laughing without a word is an open mind. Beating and cursing between friends, helplessness after being misunderstood, and too many verbal quarrels make people feel flashy. It is better to leave a smile and let others comment.

12, the most important thing in life is to learn from everything you have experienced and eventually become a better person.

13, there is a war that you can never win, and that is the war with the past; There is a kind of entanglement that is doomed to have no result, and that is the entanglement with the past. Let bygones be bygones, no regrets. Bury those terrible past events together with the tears in your heart in the depths of the years, and then forget that place. Only by letting go of your former self can you enjoy the present happiness.

14, a woman should have, very gentle, nine smart, eight temperament, seven sensibility, six reality, five dressing, four wildness, three beauty, two assets and one husband.

15, God won't let a person take away all the good things, and any gain is at the expense of giving up. Only those who know how to give up can achieve greater success. To give up is to give up those factors that interfere with our progress, give up those unrealistic fantasies, and give up those burdens that we should not bear. Then, go into battle lightly and wait for the verdict of fate on the road of struggle.

16, On a Long Journey by Michio Hoshino: Different people, even standing in the same place, see different scenery through their own lives.

Helen Keller: When one door of happiness closes, another opens. However, we often miss the closed door and don't see another door that has been opened.

18, Shakespeare: Appropriate sadness can show the depth of feelings, but excessive sadness can prove the lack of wisdom.

19, Seven Viola Years: I always tell my friends to live a good life. Growth is bound to be full of pain in life, and it is enough for us to find happiness side by side.

20. You said calmly: You have me.

The above "funny good morning" said: we agreed to grow old together, but you secretly anointed! Good morning content, I hope to bring you a beautiful day and bless your friends and family. For more good morning content, please visit the topic "Good Morning Language and Positive Energy".