A joke with a little low income

Confucius went whoring and met Shi by chance.

Xi Shi said, "Meeting thousands of miles away is not expensive!" "

Confucius said, "Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. How about fifty dollars? "

Shi said to him, "If you want to pass Yumen Pass, you have to walk at least 130 Li!"

Zi Zai said, "Where there are many fish in the sea, is 80 yuan ok?"

Shi had nothing to say, but his son said, "There is truth in the world. I only brought 90 yuan today! "

Shi was furious and shouted, "If I block tomorrow with youth, I will be treacherous and lose everything!" "

Zi Xiao said, "Land and water couples also have feelings. Can we lose another ten dollars? "

History sighed, "when we met, why should we be together? You said ninety is ninety. "