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One day, you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds, your money and your good girl. Friendship is very simple, that is, thinking about each other when eating delicious food, and then taking pictures and sending them to her. 3. What is the most disloyal thing in the world? It is money. We agreed to go out together, and then it won't come back with you. What is the most loyal thing in the world? It's meat You can't get rid of it. Imagine that in the future, we should have a dog. Every night, you walk the dog and I walk you. I once naively thought that money can buy friendship, love and anything you need. I didn't know until I grew up that it was really possible to have money, but I didn't have it. This is really a sad story. 6. Every man says: I want to make you fat, so no one wants you. I want to support you for life! ? But reality will tell you that he left before he got fat. 7. I thought that life was about cats eating fish, dogs eating meat, and Altman beating small monsters. The reality is that the mouse plays the cat, the sheep plays the wolf, and two bears play Logger Vick to death. It's not that we are not strong, but that the world is crazy! 8. You say cats don't steal food. Try fish. You said women love you. Why don't you try to be poor? You said men love you. Why don't you try talking about money? You said the boss valued you. Why don't you try to make a deal? You said you had good friends. Why don't you try to borrow some money? This society, don't test others. If you test them, you will know what the whole play is! 9. If I could choose my life, I would rather keep it simple. A teacup, a hut, an acre of fertile land, and 100 million deposits. Simple, good. 10. Admit it, you are not a lovely girl, a goddess or a little princess. You're just a vulgar prostitute who doesn't work hard and make progress and dreams about the future. 1 1. It is said that playing mobile phone while walking is particularly dangerous, which scared me to run. 12. The best partners in women's synchronized diving are mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, who always fall into the water at the same time. 13. Childishness is fair, and giving you an ugly appearance will definitely give you a low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated. 14. Unexpectedly, I became the kind of person I hate most. I have hated talented and good-looking people since I was a child. 15. Women, animals that bleed for a week every month, have no reason not to be strong. 16. My classmates helped me with my lessons for three months. Finally, his grades also dropped. 17. I pretended to shoot watermelons before I bought them. Although I can't shoot anything, I think this is the minimum respect for watermelon. 18. After being fat for so many years, I finally found the benefits of being fat. When I take a taxi with my friends, I can always take the co-pilot! 19. The so-called perfect love is: the man is finished and the woman is beautiful! 20. You can't hide what you like to eat. Even if you cover your mouth, saliva will still overflow from your fingers. 2 1. At the end of TV, the hero and heroine got married, which shows a profound truth. As long as they get married, there is no future. 22. Eat on time, go to bed early and get up early, and don't stay up because you are ugly. 23. God, can you save the rain that will rain these days and give it back to me during military training! 24. Have a basin friend who laughs when telling you jokes, leaving you with a silly face and doubting life alone! 25. A friend is stupid to drive, and the coach is angry! The coach asked his friend, do you know how the pig died? The friend replied categorically: I am so angry! 26. There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. Think about it later, and I won't remember. 27. The biggest regret in life is that you can't kiss yourself. 28. Whenever someone tells me: Can't you put yourself in my shoes? ? But I'm on your side. I've considered 360 degrees. I was right, too. 29.？ Why do you always listen to music while working? ? Didn't you see the background music when the protagonist did something important in the movie? ? 30.？ Eat slowly, no one is arguing with you. ? This is what I often say after I have a girlfriend. 3 1. It's almost Valentine's Day. I have made up my mind. I want to play lianliankan all day, and killing one pair is a pair. I really wanted to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord refused. 33. It's almost the New Year. I used my mobile phone for a year to apologize. Press it every day! 34. Wages are like a cycle, which comes once a month and disappears after a week. 35.？ Eat so much every day, do you really want to lose weight? ? Enjoy it! ? I hate those who tell me? Why did you give up treatment? Nonsense, it seems that I have been saved. 37. I like a person's greatest feature, just like Grandpa Mao on the RMB. I like all the clothes he wears! 38. These days, what is an Apple mobile phone, what is a brand-name clothing, and luxury cars and luxury houses are all out. What is the best way to show off your wealth now? As long as you stand with your peers, you are like a little fresh meat, and she is like an old potato. 39. Actually, it's good to have a second child, because I think it's good to have a younger brother and sister to raise. If everything is as simple as eating fat, however, everything is as difficult as losing weight. 4 1. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think for a long time for fifty dollars. I have to think about five dollars now. 42. When I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers and vowed to have one when I grew up. After 20 years, my dream has finally come true. Anyway, it's time to cook for my wife. 43. People who save money blindly usually have a hard time. Don't save money at the most beautiful age, or you will be poor and ugly! 44. Don't sing for the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to make money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, cooking is your job, laundry is your job, housework is your job, rejection is your job, and looking after children is still your job.