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What do you say when people ask you about your salary?

First, rhetorical methods.

This trick is called dealing with a man as he deals with you. When someone asks you about your salary, you can also ask the other person and throw hot questions back to him.

For example, "everyone should be about the same. How much are you? " ? Do you have ten thousand? "

Throw the question to him and let him answer it, and you can change your situation from passive to active.

If he doesn't answer, then the topic is over. If he answers, you will obey him and say that it is similar to him or less than him, so there will be no problem.

Second, the self-mockery method

Many colleagues talk about salary together. Not saying it will make people feel embarrassed and unsociable.

At this time, we can skillfully joke about the topic of salary.

"Don't mention it, every month is moonlight, and I can't save any money. Hey, I'm saving money now. Don't call me for activities that cost more than 100 yuan in the future! "

The other party heard our answer, although we didn't get the specific salary, but we won't ask again, because our self-mockery satisfied the other party's comparison psychology, and we are all adults. If we ask other people's difficulties, we will be embarrassed to continue asking.

Thirdly, fuzzy method.

For example, "Just like you, you also know the salary standard of the company."

You can also exaggerate humor. You can say, "My salary is not high. Anyway, it is less than 654.38+0 million. "

How much is 1 10,000 less than? It may be 990 thousand, or it may be 2000, which is a big range. Let the other person think slowly!

This answer is equivalent to a haha, obviously answering him, but it doesn't reveal any privacy, and colleagues with a little emotional intelligence won't ask any more questions.