Awesome shit and shit

I don’t know if you have noticed that when children reach the age of four or five, they are very interested in the words shit and piss. Not only do they say it, they shout with excitement that they said the words. Notice that the more adults stop them from saying these words, the more energetic they become. For them, saying shit once is like breaking through the limit of life.

Speaking of poop and pee, it is really a necessity in our daily lives. If someone fails to perform in these aspects one day, I am afraid you have to worry about it. Even if you don't say it, you will not be at peace. I once read an article about an American named John. He tried his best to stop defecation, but it still didn't work. In the end, he became the first person in the world to be suffocated to death. . The importance of poop and pee can be imagined.

Since pooping and peeing are essential, why don’t we allow children to talk about it? Maybe it’s because the smell is too strong and the shape is not good?

When I was in school, my teacher once said a phenomenon in the Western art history class: In the history of art, no one has ever painted poop into their works. My teacher worked hard and went through a lot of hardships, and finally found a pile of excrement in a Western oil painting, but it was not complete. The only pile of excrement that made it into the painting was the helpless work of a soldier during the war. The author only drew the soldier lifting his pants, indicating that he had successfully completed the mission. It seems that people in both China and the West generally believe that poop and pee are something that is beyond the realm of refinement.

Since shit, urine and farts are filth, well-educated people should never say these words, let alone do these things in a place with people. I once saw such a joke: There are many people in a sealed elevator, including the secretary and the president, who are also accompanying distinguished guests. Suddenly, someone left the door open, and a powerful gas began to spread. The elevator space is small and the concentration of gas is high. The president couldn't stand it any more, so he covered his nose and said, "Xiao (name of secretary), what did you do?" The secretary felt aggrieved and immediately defended: "It wasn't me!" The president couldn't get off the stage, and the beautiful female secretary brought by the VIP said: "I'm sorry, I was not careful." Everyone knows what happened next. The president's secretary was fired for a simple reason: you can't even take the responsibility. , what else can be done? And the VIP’s secretary got a big bonus.

Another joke is that a man and a woman are dating. Suddenly the girl wants to fart, but how can she do such an unseemly thing in front of her lover, so she holds it in and holds it in. The boyfriend was also a very attentive person. He had already sensed that something was wrong. In order to help his girlfriend resolve the embarrassment, he took out his cell phone and set it to vibrate, and even deliberately shook the chair. The result can be imagined...because this fart not only has a sound, but also a smell!

Literary works should be very elegant art, but there are still filthy words written like these: "Lian Po is old, can he still make a living?" The next answer is: "General Lian is old "Yes, I am good at food, but I sat down with my ministers and poured them out."

? In the novel "Journey to the West", Sun Dasheng peed on the Nantian Pillar, but the result was the Tathagata! finger. Things that even gods cannot avoid, but the human world refuses in every possible way, I don’t know why.

While I was saying these words, I saw an old lady buying an ice cream for her grandson. As a result, the weather was too hot and it melted. The child originally wanted to eat it, but when he saw the shape, he refused: "This looks like shit, it's too dirty."

"Little brat, you are not allowed to say that!" The old lady stretched out her hand. He took out his hand and patted his grandson's head gently.