What jokes have you heard that make you laugh to death?

I am a person with a low laugh point, and there are countless jokes that can make me laugh until I collapse. Here are some jokes that make me laugh to death.

A tourist said to his female tour guide, "Madam, you are so beautiful. I want to give you a present. What do you like? " The female tour guide was suddenly greedy but didn't dare to express herself too clearly, so she replied hesitantly, "I like dressing up, um … you can give me something for my ears, fingers or neck!" " So the tourist happily replied, "I have it here!" " "Then he took out a present from his bag-a bar of soap.

Haha, isn't it funny? Um ... forgive me for being so funny. This joke made me laugh for years. Every time I think about it, I can't help sharing it with my friends. There is another one, which my classmates told me. It seems very funny to me.

A couple opened a hotel next to the station. They are open until midnight 12 every day. After the last guest finished drinking, they got on the last bus and closed the door. One day, it was already one o'clock the next morning, and a male guest still didn't leave. He fell asleep at his desk. The proprietress asked her husband to wake up the male guests, and his husband went to the man's desk and came back. After a while, he walked back and forth several times. The proprietress was impatient and asked, "Why didn't you wake that man up after you went out so many times?"

"No, don't let him go." The boss smiled proudly and replied, "Look, every time I call him, he thinks I'm here to ask him to pay the bill, then he gives me a ten-dollar bill and goes back to bed." Now I have collected a few, it's still early! "

I don't know if these two jokes killed you, but I can't stand it anyway. No, let me laugh again, haha.