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Ma 1 and 2 all the interesting conversations.
First of all, I met the dialogue of the three warriors of the earth. ..
(Three people speak alternately)
H: I've been waiting for you for a long time, demons!
Lan: When evil and darkness force us, there will be soldiers of unknown origin! !
Huang: Three glories, the courage and hope to save the world! !
H: The three of us! ! If you add up ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Blue: it's a rainbow, it's a color, it's a fighting team! !
Yellow: Rainbow color. James! !
Rajal: Please, please show some normal enemies!
Furong: handsome ... very handsome! ! (Worship ..)
Furong: Miss Atna! Let's play a game with them, too, and make some winning gestures! !
Atna: Really ... Seriously, Dean?
Furong: Of course, it's serious!
Furong: Ah! But I have a simple question.
Red Warrior: Do you have any questions? All right! Tell me about it!
Furong: Everyone says it's the Rainbow Team, but not everyone is the Rainbow Team, and there are only three people.
(Most teams have five people)
Red Warrior: You are not familiar with this kung fu! That's because we have too few friends!
Red Warrior: He ~RO (hero) is lonely! Got it!
Atna: No! There are other reasons for the lack of friends, right? ..
Rajel: ... aren't you a hero? Why plan the demon throne?
Red Warrior: Of course we want friends! If you become a devil, you can have many friends! !
Red Warrior: Then it is not a dream to be a real Rainbow Warrior! !
Red Warrior: Want to hug! Yellow! Blue! Transformation ~ ~ ~! !
Atna: hey ~ ~ (at this time, I am shooting at the yellow and blue war ~! )
[After yellow and blue land]
Red warrior: yellow ~ ~ ~! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Blue ~ ~ ~ color! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (blood bridge special lens)
Red Warrior: How did this happen ... Yellow and blue were hit ...! So you can't change it.
That's it! !
Red Warrior: Damn ... Ah! Whoops ~! It's too common sense for you to attack people before they transform!
Red Warrior: You are a demon! ! ! ?
Atna: Hmm ~ ~!
Red Warrior: Oh, no, no! ! ! I forgot before I knew it!
Rajel: ... idiot, this guy.
Rajal: In that case, just change from the beginning and come out, Mother Superior.
Furong: No way! Reforming in front of the enemy is the hero of justice! (Heroic Destiny Special Photo, XD)
Atna: ... Little Furong, whose side are you on?
Red Warrior: In this case, we must do our best! Please help the devil who pays in advance.
Busy!
Rajal: Can a hero rely on the help of the devil?
Red Warrior: Of course! Justice can never be lost!
Red Warrior: Blue! Yellow! Your death awakened something hot in my heart!
Atna: No, I dodged a bullet, so I should still be alive. ....
Red Warrior: Demon! Wake up, Mother Superior! ?
Red Warrior: Take a look at my power of justice!
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Every sentence is followed by the next preview ~ very funny ~:
Magic girl Atna? The first sentence of a radio play
Atna: Your Highness Rajel, who has done all the evil things to heaven, the hammer of justice finally hit him! !
Rajel: Hello.
Atna: Then, according to the wishes of his late highness, the lively Atna decided to become the devil.
Rajal: Don't just kill people.
Atna: Goodbye, Your Highness! I accept all your highness's property and power, atna.
Rajel: You are an unbelievable girl.
Next time, Etna, a beautiful girl demon in hyperspace, was born.
Atna: There are beautiful girls flying in the darkness of the underworld! !
Rajal: You big liar. . . . .
Magic girl Atna? The second sentence of the radio play
Introduction of new roles:
Furong: a trainee angel
Atna: I was moved by the kindness of Atna. At first glance, it seems that I have turned to the evil angel Furong.
Furong: extremely ... extremely evil angel?
Atna: But Mother Superior ... Is her nature still hard to change?
Atna: He started ... killing innocent demons, and suddenly he became a disguised killing machine!
Furong: Kill ... Kill the machine?
Atna: Furong has finally become a cosmic monster! The underworld is facing the biggest crisis since this century! !
Atna: Yu ... a cosmic monster?
Atna: OK! If this happens, I will change ~ ~! ! !
Second return
[Beautiful girl cosmic crime. Aitana]
Third sentence
【 Aitana VS Cosmic Monster. Lotus]
Atna: I will protect the justice of the underworld! !
Furong: Ah ~ ~ ~ Hmm ~ ~! I also want to be a cosmic criminal! !
Atna: No! ! ! ! ! !
The third lecture on Atna's radio play, a beautiful girl in the underworld
Introduction of new animals:
Pliny: Etna's loyal servant (really? ) ............................
Team names of three penguins.
Wei Ying: Ninja Chef XD
Good: Dark Chef
Artner: A cook wandering in the wilderness, artner! Suddenly, a dark cook appeared in front of him. It's good.
(Name)!
Artner: The cooking war that risked his life shook the land of the underworld!
Pliny: liar ~ ~! !
Atna: The theme of cooking is [Active Volcano Mapo Tofu]! The material is the European Pliny team! !
Pliny: Hey ~~! ? Is it us! ?
Atna: Atna caught in the extreme struggle because of countless evil dark cooking skills! !
At that time, Wei Ying boldly appeared! !
Pliny: It's really puzzling. ......
Second return
[The fire cook cooks beautiful girls. Aitana]
Fourth sentence
"Eitner's efforts! Dark energy 120% "
Atna: Inject murder into a kitchen knife. .........
Do whatever you like! !
Atna, the most beautiful girl in the world? The fourth sentence of the radio play
Introduction of new roles!
Leader: a vampire who thinks he is handsome and can't die ... His real name is not the leader of the middle school, but taken by the protagonist.
Atna: Spades, the weak team that comes last every year in Atletico Madrid! !
Atna: The opponent they met in the opening match was last year's overlord "Dark Six Company".
Leader: What a strange way to name it. ....
Atna: The misconduct of the members of Dark Willow Company before. ...
Atna: One by one, the players of spades lost their fighting spirit! !
Leadership: it is impossible to use improper behavior. ! !
Atna: At that time! There is a mysterious rescue batter. Atna! !
Atna: In order to awaken the souls of the players of the Spades True Demon League ~ ~ ~
Atna: Bats in Atna! And its warm-blooded soul turned into fire inflammation!
Leader: playing with fire is not so fun ~ ~ ~! ! !
Second return
[Beautiful girl baseball warrior. Atna]
Fifth sentence
"Miracle turned failure into victory over a hat trick."
Atna: Just like playing football tomorrow! !
Leader: Hey ~ ~? This is not baseball.
Atna, the most beautiful girl in the world? The fifth sentence of the radio play
Atna: How are you? ? I'm Atna! Ma Jie primary school grade one!
Atna: As far as the brain and chest are concerned, it is really first-class. ..
Atna: My dream is to be a witch! I want to be a witch and have a great boyfriend!
What a good boyfriend! He is so stupid.
Atna: Litchi. Porn. Yaya Bakan ~ ~! ! (chanting)
Atna: All the men in the world! Be my servant ~! (big heart)
Rajel: Give me another one, Bakanle.
Second return
[Magic girl. Aitana]
The sixth sentence
"Curse the lotus! ! "
Atna: Give your heart a magic sign (big heart).
Rajel: You! Aren't you embarrassed to say those words?
Atna: Not at all.
Atna, the most beautiful girl in the world? The sixth sentence of the radio play
Furong: a bad minister who tries to dominate the world. Atna! ! And a series of terrible monsters. ...
Furong: However, just as the evil devil's hand quietly approached people, Furong, the messenger of love and justice, appeared! !
Furong: As long as there is evil in this world, Furong's battle will not end! !
Furong: change your body ~ ~! ! Justice. Lotus! !
Second return
[girl in love. Hibiscus]
The seventh sentence
"Go to hell, Atna."
Furong: There will always be love and justice in my heart.
Furong: Woo hoo! (Big Heart) I've been meaning to say this for a long time.
Atna: little hibiscus ~! what are you going to do?
Furong: Ah ... Atna is very small. ......
(Then a gunshot, Lotus fell to the ground ~ ~ ~ ~)
The seventh sentence of the world famous girl Aitena's radio play
Atna: So far, the impression of Pliny people is extremely weak! But they all have deep secrets! !
Pliny: We don't have any secrets ~
Atna: The only time Pliny's evil spirits united. ...
Atna: It will become a dream combined super robot, [Pliny King Kong X]! !
Pliny: We don't have that ability! !
Atna: I want to hug you! Pliny king kong Holding a knife and playing lightning!
Atna: watch it ~! Pliny king kong Aurora triangle corner kick! !
Atna: Last shot! Pliny king kong Rotary electric drill attack attack attack attack attack! !
Pliny: So I told you, we don't have that ability! !
Second return
[Crazy science beautiful girl. Atna]
Eighth sentence
"Goodbye, Pliny King Kong X"
Hey! ? Will we die?
Atna: Never mind!
Atna: Pliny King Kong X will become Pliny King Kong Z, be reborn!
Pliny: So, I'm not telling you that we don't have that ability.
The eighth lecture of the world famous girl Aitena's radio play
Atna: It's an emergency!
Atna: In order to defeat Rajal, the demon who tried to invade the earth, the hero of the universe made a grand appearance! !
Atna: His name is Captain Gordon, the warrior of the earth!
Leader: Good afternoon, ladies and lovers. I'm the handsome baron ~ ~ ~
Atna: He's with his assistant Jennifer and the all-powerful robot Sazidi!
Atna: The brave of the earth will roll up a new wild haze for the underworld.
Leader: You cheated on me again ~ ~ ~ This lady!
Atna: The result of the heroic battle between the devil and the brave in the earth is! ? And the fate of the underworld! ?
Leader: No one will trust you anymore ~ ~ ~
Second return
【 Stardust girl. Aitana]
The ninth sentence
"The brave earth. Captain Gordon "
Atna: Stardust is the tears of people who died in the universe. ......
Leader: Ladies and gentlemen, don't be fooled ~ ~ ~
The ninth sentence of the beautiful girl Aitena's Cantonese opera "The Preview of the Second Return"
Atna: So, with the addition of a new partner named Brave Earth, Cosmic World will come to an end.
Gordon: Hi! Ladies and gentlemen, I am your hero, Captain Gordon!
Atna: How difficult Gordon's future is.
Gordon: as we all know, I am the third planet to protect the solar system? Earth-the 37th generation of brave!
Atna: What are the difficulties in the future?
Gordon: Even if there are some difficulties waiting for me ahead, I will bet in the name of the brave on earth!
Gordon: And my honor as captain Gordon, I will definitely show you the roots of evil people!
Gordon: Why? Because that's my mission! ! !
Second return
Gordon: The next brave earth? Captain Gordon, the tenth sentence! Angels, Demons and Humans
Gordon: Please look forward to my activities! Ha ha ha ha ha ha-
Atna: What's the big deal?
The sound of falling to the ground after a series of shots.
The tenth sentence of the beautiful girl Aitena's radio play
Atna: The shadow of the Earth Defence Force is approaching! But the order of the underworld is guarded by me!
Kata: Ha ha ha ha, what do you think a young man can do?
Atna: The secret weapon "The Great Curse Gun" can be used to knock down all enemies from the air!
Kata: Nunu is quite powerful.
Atna: The second secret weapon, the Magic Array of Ions, is an iron wall that can be bounced back by any attack!
Kata: Well, that's impossible!
Artner: Last weapon, love fanatic? Lotus!
Atna: She will lead everything to love with compulsive and willful explanations, and bring trouble to people around her!
Kata: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-that's terrible!
Next time, the legend of beautiful girls in the underworld? The eleventh sentence of Aitna, Aitna v. S. earth defense force.
Atna: The history of the underworld will be written on a new side.
Kata: Well, if it doesn't go on like this, let's attack the whole army!
Finally, the real fun of this game is in the field of props ... Raiders just help you clear customs ~ players who want to really play this game should go to the prop field. . .
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Introduction of new roles!
Leader: a vampire who thinks he is handsome and can't die ... His real name is not the leader of the middle school, but taken by the protagonist.
Atna: Spades, the weak team that comes last every year in Atletico Madrid! !
Atna: The opponent they met in the opening match was last year's overlord "Dark Six Company".
Leader: What a strange way to name it. ....
Atna: The misconduct of the members of Dark Willow Company before. ...
Atna: One by one, the players of spades lost their fighting spirit! !
Leadership: it is impossible to use improper behavior. ! !
Atna: At that time! There is a mysterious rescue batter. Atna! !
Atna: In order to awaken the souls of the players of the Spades True Demon League ~ ~ ~
Atna: Bats in Atna! And its warm-blooded soul turned into fire inflammation!
Leader: playing with fire is not so fun ~ ~ ~! ! !
Second return
[Beautiful girl baseball warrior. Atna]
Fifth sentence
"Miracle turned failure into victory over a hat trick."
Atna: Just like playing football tomorrow! !
Leader: Hey ~ ~? This is not baseball.
Atna, the most beautiful girl in the world? The fifth sentence of the radio play
Atna: How are you? ? I'm Atna! Ma Jie primary school grade one!
Atna: As far as the brain and chest are concerned, it is really first-class. ..
Atna: My dream is to be a witch! I want to be a witch and have a great boyfriend!
What a good boyfriend! He is so stupid.
Atna: Litchi. Porn. Yaya Bakan ~ ~! ! (chanting)
Atna: All the men in the world! Be my servant ~! (big heart)
Rajel: Give me another one, Bakanle.
Second return
[Magic girl. Aitana]
The sixth sentence
"Curse the lotus! ! "
Atna: Give your heart a magic sign (big heart).
Rajel: You! Aren't you embarrassed to say those words?
Atna: Not at all.
Atna, the most beautiful girl in the world? The sixth sentence of the radio play
Furong: a bad minister who tries to dominate the world. Atna! ! And a series of terrible monsters. ...
Furong: However, just as the evil devil's hand quietly approached people, Furong, the messenger of love and justice, appeared! !
Furong: As long as there is evil in this world, Furong's battle will not end! !
Furong: change your body ~ ~! ! Justice. Lotus! !
Second return
[girl in love. Hibiscus]
The seventh sentence
"Go to hell, Atna."
Furong: There will always be love and justice in my heart.
Furong: Woo hoo! (Big Heart) I've been meaning to say this for a long time.
Atna: little hibiscus ~! what are you going to do?
Furong: Ah ... Atna is very small. ......
(Then a gunshot, Lotus fell to the ground ~ ~ ~ ~)
The seventh sentence of the world famous girl Aitena's radio play
Atna: So far, the impression of Pliny people is extremely weak! But they all have deep secrets! !
Pliny: We don't have any secrets ~
Atna: The only time Pliny's evil spirits united. ...
Atna: It will become a dream combined super robot, [Pliny King Kong X]! !
Pliny: We don't have that ability! !
Atna: I want to hug you! Pliny king kong Holding a knife and playing lightning!
Atna: watch it ~! Pliny king kong Aurora triangle corner kick! !
Atna: Last shot! Pliny king kong Rotary electric drill attack attack attack attack attack! !
Pliny: So I told you, we don't have that ability! !
Second return
[Crazy science beautiful girl. Atna]
Eighth sentence
"Goodbye, Pliny King Kong X"
Hey! ? Will we die?
Atna: Never mind!
Atna: Pliny King Kong X will become Pliny King Kong Z, be reborn!
Pliny: So, didn't I tell you that we don't have that ability ~ ~ ~
The eighth lecture of the world famous girl Aitena's radio play
Atna: It's an emergency!
Atna: In order to defeat the demon who tried to invade the earth, the cosmic hero Rajal made a grand appearance! !
Atna: His name is Captain Gordon, the warrior of the earth!
Leader: Good afternoon, ladies and lovers. I'm the handsome baron ~ ~ ~
Atna: He's with his assistant Jennifer and the all-powerful robot Sazidi!
Atna: The brave of the earth will roll up a new wild haze for the underworld.
Leader: You cheated on me again ~ ~ ~ This lady!
Atna: The result of the heroic battle between the devil and the brave in the earth is! ? And the fate of the underworld! ?
Leader: No one will trust you anymore ~ ~ ~
Second return
【 Stardust girl. Aitana]
The ninth sentence
"The brave earth. Captain Gordon "
Atna: Stardust is the tears of people who died in the universe. ......
Leader: Ladies and gentlemen, don't be fooled ~ ~ ~
The ninth sentence of the beautiful girl Aitena's Cantonese opera "The Preview of the Second Return"
Atna: So, with the addition of a new partner named Brave Earth, Cosmic World will come to an end.
Gordon: Hi! Ladies and gentlemen, I am your hero, Captain Gordon!
Atna: How difficult Gordon's future is.
Gordon: as we all know, I am the third planet to protect the solar system? Earth-the 37th generation of brave!
Atna: What are the difficulties in the future?
Gordon: Even if there are some difficulties waiting for me ahead, I will bet in the name of the brave on earth!
Gordon: And my honor as captain Gordon, I will definitely show you the roots of evil people!
Gordon: Why? Because that's my mission! ! !
Second return
Gordon: The next brave earth? Captain Gordon, the tenth sentence! Angels, Demons and Humans
Gordon: Please look forward to my activities! Ha ha ha ha ha ha-
Atna: What's the big deal?
The sound of falling to the ground after a series of shots.
The tenth sentence of the beautiful girl Aitena's radio play
Atna: The shadow of the Earth Defence Force is approaching! But the order of the underworld is guarded by me!
Kata: Ha ha ha ha, what do you think a young man can do?
Atna: The secret weapon "The Great Curse Gun" can be used to knock down all enemies from the air!
Kata: Nunu is quite powerful.
Atna: The second secret weapon, the Magic Array of Ions, is an iron wall that can be bounced back by any attack!
Kata: Well, that's impossible!
Artner: Last weapon, love fanatic? Lotus!
Atna: She will lead everything to love with compulsive and willful explanations, and bring trouble to people around her!
Kata: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-that's terrible!
Next time, the legend of beautiful girls in the underworld? The eleventh sentence of Aitna, Aitna v. S. earth defense force.
Atna: The history of the underworld will be written on a new side.
Kata: Well, if it doesn't go on like this, let's attack the whole army!
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