Signs: classic sentences, hilarious phrases, happy smiles (short jokes), beautiful short sentences …

1 A buddy gets married and gives a red envelope. Dude, say no politely.

I said, that won't do. Once a year, be sure to bring it. 2 junior high school role reading "white-haired girl"

A boy (Yang Bailao): I pulled two Jin of red rope and tied it for my daughter. ...

Teacher: This is not a mummy ... 3 When I was cooking, I pointed to cauliflower and said, potatoes.

Aunt asked: cauliflower?

I continued to point to cauliflower and said: potatoes

Aunt asked again: Is it potato or cauliflower?

I quickly said, isn't this a potato ... er, broccoli?

Now that I think about it, it's enough to make people vomit blood. Sorry, Aunt 4, who sells rice, went to buy cakes. Originally, she wanted to say "two pear pies and an egg tower", but she said "two orioles singing egg towers"

What is even more depressing is that the owner actually understood. ......