Post photos with humorous sentences

Post photos with humorous sentences

No matter in study, work or life, everyone has been exposed to many excellent sentences. Sentences can express a complete meaning, such as telling When someone asks something about something, they raise a question, express a request or stop, express some emotion, express a continuation or omission of a paragraph. Are you still looking for excellent classic sentences? Below are the photos and humorous sentences I collected and compiled. They are for reference only. You are welcome to read them.

Post photos with humorous sentences Part 1

1. When I was a child, I often struggled: When I grow up, should I go to Tsinghua University or Peking University? When I grew up, I discovered: I really thought too much.

2. Question: What exactly does Sha Seng carry in his burden? Answer: It’s the best equipment for killing monsters.

3. Don’t worry, there are no friends in the road ahead, anyone can kill you.

4. Only by experiencing hardship can you drive a Land Rover. If you are young and do not work hard, you can only drive Xiali.

5. The greatest happiness of a thin person is that he or she will not be afraid of gaining weight even if he eats too much; the greatest happiness of a fat person is that he will still be fat even if he eats too much.

6. The so-called sleeping until you wake up naturally is actually sleeping until you are woken up by peeing.

7. When we were young, everyone was a flower of the motherland. It's just that...some people become weird when they grow up.

8. I have no ability to pick up girls, but it’s a pity that I am a girl.

9. The meaning of Hope: Hold On, Pain Ends.——Hold on, the pain will eventually pass.

10. If you don’t want to answer my call, just say so. Don’t always ask China Mobile to say sorry to me for you!

11. Only when you are drunk do you know who you love most; only when you are sick do you know who loves you the most.

12. I paid to come to class, but I have something to do and I can’t attend class. Why don’t you let me take leave? The current school just can’t position itself correctly. Do you think we are employees? We are customers!

13. “In those days, “my friend” and “my classmate” were collectively known as the three insurmountable gods.

14. I just wanted to turn around gracefully, but unexpectedly I hit the wall beautifully.

15. The so-called sleeper can be summarized in eight words: spring sleepiness, summer fatigue, autumn nap, and hibernation.

16. When I have money, I will take the people I hate the most to the best mental hospitals in the world.

17. The garden is full of spring scenery, and a pig head comes out of the wall...

18. You will never know how many times someone who is angry with you has tolerated you?

19. The high school teacher said, you don’t need to understand this, it will be taught in college. The university teacher said, I won’t teach you this anymore, the high school teacher has already taught it. This, this, this!

20. Women who don’t work hard will only have two results: endless street stall goods and endless vegetable markets.

21. The saddest thing in life is that when you miss her, someone else calls her mom.

22. It is said that boys’ requirements for girls’ bodies are: they should look thin and feel fleshy!

23. Literary woman: "I love you, it has nothing to do with you." Science man: "Then I'll leave first."

24. Why do I often have tears in my eyes? , because the idiots around me always embarrass me!

25. All love that we think is reasonable will be destroyed, and all relationships that are considered to not exist will be successful.

26. It is said that when two men and one woman walk on the street, the three of them will feel like light bulbs...

27. After a breakup. I don't ask for anything. I just hope that every woman in your future will be better than the other one

28. I heard that according to Einstein’s theory of relativity: if a person runs around a tree, if the speed exceeds the speed of light, he will be able to kill himself...

29. Checking the time in bed in the morning is not to get up, but to see how much longer you can sleep.

Is there any...

30. There is always a kind of person who you can’t delete as a friend out of love, but every time no matter what status he posts or what he shares, you have a silent feeling. The urge to lift the middle finger.

31. When a girl says she wants to lose weight, don’t believe it, especially a foodie. Because when she said this, she had just eaten.

32. My ideal in life is to be a janitor in a girls’ school. In summer, I can watch the black silk around my neck and the skirts flying in the shade of a tree.

33. Living the life of Bajie, but wanting the figure of Brother Monkey.

34. The weather is very good today. I have stayed in the room for a long time and am going to the living room to relax.

35. If Men’s Day is 8.3…and Women’s Day is 3.8…then their sum is 11.11…and their subtraction is 4.5…so Singles’ Day and Qingming Festival were born…

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36. The biggest lie in the world is: "Lend me a napkin." It is said that it is borrowed, but in fact no one has returned it...

37. If you are well, it will be sunny. , judging from the weather, you should have died...

38. Wukong, there is not enough firewood, please bring more scriptures. Wu Jing, go and see if Bajie is ready.

39. Staying in bed is the most basic respect for the holiday.

40. How much love is like this - the beginning of the story: "I will give you happiness." The ending of the story: "I wish you happiness."

41. Since 1 2=2 1, then do I love you = you love me

42. I hope that all the money in my hands will be spent on falling in love with each other, getting married, and then having many, many children...

43 , do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother felt your presence for the first time...she vomited! !

44. I originally planned to lose weight this year and become a lightning bolt that would blind your eyes. Instead, I became fat and became a wall of nuts, blocking your sight.

45. Local love wastes time, long-distance love costs phone bills, and love with no one costs data traffic.

46. Girls, in the future, find a husband named Xia and a child named Xia Ke. This child should not be asked questions by the teacher, right?

47. Li Bai was about to go on a boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. The most exciting national style is the big one.

48. If God gives me another chance to meet you, I will definitely turn around and leave! Post photos with humorous sentences Part 2

1. Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.

2. If you can’t make your eyes red when we say goodbye, can you let me slap your face red?

3. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over.

4. It is said that people with big faces generally have good tempers, because it is really hard to have a big face. Forgive me for being so unruly and loving to eat.

5. The phone was dropped so many times and it was fine. Later, I thought about it, but it was my height that saved it.

6. It doesn’t matter if you don’t have a loli face, but do you dare to have a man’s heart?

7. There are always a few friends like this around me: the first time I met them, they were gentle, but after I got to know them, I didn’t know which mental hospital they were released from.

8. I vaguely remember that I learned to shop online to save money.

9. My surname is Ruan. Because I particularly like sweets, my friends tell me to eat less.

10. There is only one worry when you are not full, but there are countless worries when you are full.

11. Those children are the most annoying. They fantasize about being a princess all day long. It is so boring. I am different, I am a prince.

12. My outlook on life is from Red Bull to Wong Lo Kat.

13. A Lamborghini just drove past me and splashed water all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would definitely buy a raincoat of my own.

14. Someone asked me why I am a top student. I said, before, a senior said to me, "Son, with our looks, there is no other way out except studying."

15. I went out to eat beef hot pot with a foodie. The guy said beef tendon was the most delicious, and then he gave me a big piece of beef. As a result, I was still chewing on the piece of beef tendon until I paid the bill.

16. The existence of tears is to prove that sadness is not an illusion.

17. Sleep in class, make noise after class, and fail in exams.

18. What’s not Chinese Valentine’s Day? I’m still having a great time without you.

19. He said that he would not let you suffer any grievances, and he did not break his promise and made you suffer a lot of grievances.

20. How to explain gracefully that I am fat? I have many things on my mind and it is not easy to lose weight.

21. They say that you will become stupid in front of the people you like. Do I like homework? Impossible.

22. I didn’t like eating when I was a child, which made me short now; now I like eating, which makes me fat and short. I hugged my fat self sadly.

23. You don’t have to be nice to everyone, and they won’t pay you.

24. Although he is young, he is quite heavy. I don’t have much left, but I want to buy a lot.

25. Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming, and it’s time to go back to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with Yue Lao.

26. I am a good-tempered person. If one day someone steps on my bottom line. What will happen? Then I will lower the bottom line further.

27. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get water.

28. What I value most about boys is talent. Looks don’t matter, as long as they are handsome.

29. Others want to have a romantic date together on Valentine’s Day, but I want to visit your ancestors together during Qingming Festival.

30. If you do military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will be a rainy day. If you work hard on your homework, it will be the day before school starts!

31. When men and women flirt, the most distinctive Chinese character is born: concave and convex.

32. If I had known he was not a good guy, I would have forgotten to tell him.

33. Let the storm come more violently. After all, I sell umbrellas!

34. Master, just follow me! ...A long, long time later... Master, please spare me!

35. There was gold under the man’s knee. I cut off the entire leg and couldn’t even find a piece of copper!

36. Every time I see a couple, I will sing that song, "Happy breakup, I wish you happiness."

37. Old people cannot beat children, they cannot beat women, and they cannot beat men to death.

38. If my boss doesn’t give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before resigning, I will give him two more Chinese coins and beat him to death.

39. My mother said that the prodigal son will not be able to exchange for gold, so who will give me gold? I change.

40. Grandpas are descended from grandchildren...

41. You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of humans.

42. People who like me are good people. Anyone who doesn't like me is a bad person. Anyone who hates me is not human.

43. Lying is a man’s prerogative, and being cheated is a woman’s...

44. You’d better let me kneel on the washboard, kneeling on the electric heater is really unbearable!

45. “Czechoslovakia”! My name is JACK, and my wife always complains about me.

46. Everyone in high school is given a name badge. Before an inspection, the head teacher ran to the classroom and shouted loudly, everyone, put on your bras quickly, we are here for inspection... The whole place was silent...

47. If you don’t become bad in debauchery, you will become perverted in silence.

48. Advertising is to tell others that their money can be spent in this way.

49. I asked her: "Have you ever had a boyfriend before?" She said: "I did in high school." I asked knowingly: "Are they from Henan?" She was shocked: " Of course it's with a man! "

50. Man: Outside the mountains and outside the mountains, love and marriage are free. Female: There are thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains just waiting for a while, why don’t you hurry up and make money?

51. My friend has been in a relationship for two months and changed his online name to "Blue". I recently learned that the literal translation of blue in Chinese is "不游".

52. It’s too late for you to fall in love now. You should devote yourself to studying in college..... This question. It should be solved in middle and high schools.

53. The person who will marry me in the future: I don’t know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others, let's find some time to get to know each other.

54. Today I heard an eight-year-old girl singing, Two tigers, two tigers, fall in love, fall in love. Both are male, both are male, so perverted, so perverted.

55. Even if you are frustrated, you must still fall in love and talk about the world being full of love!

56. The longest relationship I have ever had was narcissism. I love myself and have no rival.

57. I saw a Weibo article asking whether you are willing to fall in love with yourself. I struggled for a long time and finally chose not to. Suddenly I no longer blamed those who abandoned me.

58. Come out for a moment. I have something I want to talk to you about. "What to talk about?" ""in love. "

59. A woman came back from the supermarket and complained angrily: "If the customer is always right, why isn't everything free?

60. There are flowers in spring, moon in autumn, cool breeze in summer and snow in winter. If there are no troubles to worry about, it is a good time in the world.

61. Ajie walked through the cemetery and heard knocking sounds. He was very scared. He was relieved when he saw a man touching the tombstone. He asked Mr. what are you doing. The man said, they took my tombstone. Wrong engraving.

62. A student threw a coin into the air: "If it comes up heads, go to the movies. If it comes up tails, go play billiards. If the coin stands up, then. Go study!"

63. If you want to be happy for a day, drink more wine; if you want to be happy for a month, you should find feelings; if you want to be happy for a year, you should quit worrying; if you want to be happy for a lifetime, don't follow the latest trends.

64. One day Ah Ju was bullied and cried and cried and cried and then drowned himself. Feifei didn't drown, why? Because Feifei can fly.

65. I went to the supermarket today. I originally wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes, but when I saw that the checkout clerk was my ex-girlfriend, I put down my cigarettes decisively, took a pack of auntie towels, and walked out proudly!

66. You bought an 18-layer mask and wore it every day, especially when going to crowded places. I saw him yesterday, and one sentence made you faint: "Brother, did you wear your mask backwards today?"

67. Two cows were grazing. One of them said: There is an epidemic of mad cow disease recently. We won't be infected, right? The other end said: No, we are kangaroos. Already crazy!

68. Girlfriend: What are the conditions for love? Boyfriend: man or woman. Girlfriend: Nonsense. Boyfriend: Yes, there is a lot more nonsense.

69. I never knew that parting would be so sad, I never knew that missing you would be so strong, I never knew that loving you would make me so crazy. But I know in my heart: I only love you!

70. Only in football can you see a group of multi-millionaires desperately chasing another group of multi-millionaires, and you can also see them constantly swearing, spitting and twisting into a ball. ;