Homophonic joke

1. Why are birds always so noisy? Because they are noisy birds!

2. Why are programmers always so calm? Because they like to "control" their emotions!

3. Why is the secretary always so busy? Because they want to "type (replace)" the boss's job!

4. Why do students always work so hard? Because they want to be successful!

5. Why are monkeys always so naughty? Because they love to "rob (itch)" other people's things!

6. Why are actors always so expressive? Because they "play (fine)"

7. Why does the king like candy? Because they are "sweet (unified)" rulers!

8. Why are police always so brave? Because they want to "protect" us!

9. Why do nurses always smile? Because they like to take care of our health!

10. Why are code farmers always so patient? Because they like to "wait" for the code to run!

1 1. Why did the plane fly so high? Because they want to "skim (stay)" the clouds!