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Funny joke: That’s my grandpa...!
I just saw a little boy about six or seven years old on the street, looking around with tears in his eyes, anxiety and uneasiness written all over his little face.
The child also saw me at the same time, trotted over, cried, and asked me with a twitching little face: Uncle, have you seen my grandpa? My grandpa took me out to play, but now he’s gone! Wow...
When I saw the child crying so sadly and pitifully, I felt compassion and decided to do something good! Otherwise, this cute little guy would be in trouble if he was kidnapped by bad guys.
"Hey, don't worry, don't cry! Tell uncle, what does your grandfather look like? Uncle will help you find it." I said
"Hmm... um ...My grandpa... is tall, has a slicked back hair, is fat, and wears a Chinese tunic suit. There... there is a wart here." The little boy described his grandpa's features while twitching.
Huh? ! According to the little boy's description, there is indeed such a person in his mind! Where have you seen it? That’s right! Got it!
So, I took out a green Mao Zedong card and asked the little boy: Hey! Look, child! Is your grandpa like this?
As soon as he finished speaking, the child snatched the picture of Grandpa Mao, and his little face immediately changed from heavy rain to sunshine!
"Ah! This is my grandpa! Why did you hide my grandpa?!" the little boy asked me angrily.
After saying that, the little boy held up the piece of Mao Zedong and ran away happily, cheering: Ah! I found my grandpa...
I was left in a mess in the wind and rain...
It took me a long time to react, and I got up and chased that naughty kid. Now it's my turn to cry: Stop ! stop! Naughty kid, that’s my grandpa! My grandpa...!
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