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1. The time to spend 50 yuan on deliberation has passed, and now it takes half a day to spend 5 yuan.

My mother told me "Don't be an irresponsible person" when I was a child, so now I am poor.

Saying good night doesn't mean I'm going to sleep, but I'm closed. I want to play with my mobile phone quietly.

A person who has made up his mind to leave you can't tie it with chains. But you can try it with a gold chain.

You're only twenty years old, so it's normal not to meet someone you like. Don't worry if you don't meet anyone at the age of 30. You'll get used to it in ten years at most.

6. The electric car was stolen in the community. I angered the property: "What's the use of monitoring!" The security guard said weakly, "Let ... let you have a last look at the electric car?"

7. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

8. Don't lose weight blindly. Pig quit going west from Gaolaozhuang, but he didn't lose weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian!

9. I was late for class. I want to shout "report" at the door of the classroom, and I am in a hurry to shout "eight voices". The teacher said flatly, "Did the imperial army ask you to give me a message?"

10. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

1 1. No one is always smooth sailing. Actually, you're not alone. Look at the friends around you, just because of failure.

12. I got paid a few days ago, and I saw a beggar on my way off work, so I gave him a few pieces. I went to the bank to deposit money after dinner, and I met him again. He saved 5 thousand and I saved 1 thousand.

13. Say if you like it. People have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women all their lives.

14. Boyfriends are amazing things. With a boyfriend, a lovely girl can become a woman, and a woman can even become a mineral spring.

15. I must save money well this month, go to bed early and get up early and have nothing to run, that's right. I must change my bad temper. If not, send it next month.

16. It's not that I don't know how to make money, not to mention how to save money. It's just that poverty limits my imagination.

17. Make-up. Before I was twenty-five, I relied on the collagen that came with the system. After the age of 30, I basically became a RMB player.

18. When I was a child, someone in the same village called me an ugly duckling. I felt very happy, because I will become a white swan when I grow up. But unexpectedly, now they call me ugly duck.

19. The man accosted a girl on the bus: "You really look like my ex-girlfriend." The woman bowed her head in shame and asked, "Then why did you break up with her?" Man: "I think she is ugly."

20. In love, you should let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money everywhere. Girls should work harder, eat, drink and be merry, and buy in buy buy.

2 1. In physics class, the teacher is teaching about the harm of lightning, and there is a common sense: Teacher, how should we prevent lightning at ordinary times? The teacher blurted out: Don't do anything wrong! There is laughter in the classroom.

22. I've known you for a long time, and I haven't given you any benefits. How's this? Leave what you want most in the comments, and then you can save money to buy it yourself, and I will supervise you.

I smoked on the balcony that day. I smoked half of it, and the rest was all smoked by the wind. I didn't follow suit, which may be trouble. But the more I think about it afterwards, the more angry I get. The wind blows!

24. I am obviously a rich second generation, but I do my homework in class on time. I can drive a luxury car, but I squeeze the bus every day. I can eat by my face, but I'm trying. This is the difference between me and Mingming.