Teasing girls and begging make people fall into the trap of making jokes.

1, I found that many websites have geographical discrimination, and pictures only support local uploading. Can't you upload it from other places?

The old lady puts fish by the river. An uncle came forward to persuade: "Aunt, don't let this grass carp get away with it in the future!" " You can let that tilapia go! "

The old lady wondered, "Is there any pressure to release fish?"

Uncle simply said honestly: "there are more grass and fishbones, and my wife can't get used to it!" " "

3. After the college entrance examination, some parents came to consult whether to let their children apply for medical majors. As a senior medical student, I don't think this problem can be generalized. It should be treated dialectically, depending on the specific situation of children. You'd better have a paternity test first. If it is really biological, try not to.

4. Notice posted by the property: Recently, people often respond to the opposite building. Some people in our building peeped through binoculars. Now it's hot, and more people open the windows to sleep and take a shower. Please accept your curiosity. At noon, the security room downstairs was full of people. I heard that a peeping tom was caught! I quickly picked up my telescope to see who was so wicked.

5, angry! So angry! I regretted that I couldn't stand my wife's deception and gave her my salary card for safekeeping. Today, my salary was sent to Cary, and she sent me money: "Husband, this 100 is your pocket money for next week.

It won't happen again, okay? "I'm not happy, quarreled with her for a long time, and it's still uncomfortable. Do you think, as a big man, I can use up my pocket money 100 yuan a week? You have to send me so much!