Humorous stories in Chinese class

A lady called the architect and said that her bed would shake whenever the train passed by. "This is nonsense!" The architect replied, "Let me see." After the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling when the train passed by. Hardly had the architect gone to bed when his wife's husband came back. Seeing this, he snapped, "What are you doing in my wife's bed?" The architect replied trembling, "I said I was waiting for the train." Would you believe it? " Epiphany some words are true, but they sound false; Some words are false, but there is no doubt. Seduce humorous English gentlemen and French women to share a box. The woman tried to seduce the Englishman. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. Mr. Wang gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold. "How else can I help you?" Mr. Wang asked in dismay. "When I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm." "Young lady, I can't help you. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I? " A man who has an epiphany and understands amorous feelings is a good man; Men who don't understand amorous feelings are even better men. Humor spoon Mike walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter brought it to him right away. As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter had to call the manager. The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and is very popular with customers. Don't you ... "I mean, where's the spoon?" It is certainly a good thing to change when you have an epiphany; But we often remove the right ones and leave the wrong ones, and the result is wrong and wrong. In the restaurant, an extremely humble person timidly touched another customer wearing a coat. "Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre?" "No, I'm not." The man replied. "Ah," he breathed a sigh of relief, "then I'm not mistaken. I am him. You are wearing his coat. " It is not easy to be proved in an epiphany. People who are straightforward tend to feel inferior; And unreasonable people, heroes are like cattle. A Scotsman went to London to visit an old friend, but he forgot his address. So I sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas' address? Quick report! On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "I know." "Epiphany When we finally found the most correct answer, we found it was the most useless. Sad Story Humor Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs. After telling jokes and singing songs, I finally climbed to the 34th floor. Everyone feels exhausted. " Well, Peter, tell a humorous story. Peter said, "the story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall." "Epiphany is our pain, so humor; We are humorous, so we are happy. A very famous writer is going to visit the bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and quickly removed all the books and replaced them with writers' books. When the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy to ask, "Does your store only sell my books?" "Of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "Other books are selling well, and they are all sold out." I suddenly realized that "flattery" is a strange word: you seem to flatter him and insult him. In the lobby of the post office, an old lady approached a middle-aged man and said politely, "Sir, would you please write the address on the postcard for me?" "Of course." The middle-aged man did as the old man asked. "Thank you!" The old lady said, "Write me another short paragraph, will you?" "all right." After writing according to the old lady's words, the middle-aged man smiled and asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?" "Well, there's one little thing." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Please help me add another sentence below: I'm sorry for the scrawl." If you don't help, people will hate you for a week. If the help is not perfect, I will hate you for life. The origin of "scribbling" In the Song Dynasty, there was a painter in Beijing who often painted at will, and what he painted was unclear. Once, he had just finished drawing a tiger's head, and someone asked him to draw a horse, so he drew the horse's body behind the tiger's head. Someone asked him whether he painted a horse or a tiger, and he replied, "So so!" " "When others don't want it, he hangs it in the hall. The eldest son saw it and asked him what it was. He said it was a tiger, and the second son asked him if it was a horse. Soon, the eldest son went out hunting and shot someone else's horse into a tiger. The painter had to pay the master. His youngest son met a tiger when he went out, but thought it was a horse he wanted to ride, and he was killed by the tiger. The painter was so sad that he burned the painting and wrote a poem blaming himself: "careless painting, careless painting, like a horse and a tiger, the eldest son shot the horse according to the painting, and the second son fed the tiger according to the painting." "The thatched cottage was burned by careless drawing. I advise you not to learn from me. Humor A lady called the architect and said that her bed would shake whenever the train passed by. " This is sheer nonsense! The architect replied, "Let me see." "After the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling when the train passed by. Hardly had the architect gone to bed when his wife's husband came back. Seeing this, he snapped, "What are you doing in my wife's bed?" The architect replied trembling, "I said I was waiting for the train." Would you believe it? "I suddenly realized that some words were true, but they sounded false; Some words are false, but there is no doubt. Seduce humorous English gentlemen and French women to share a box. The woman tried to seduce the Englishman. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. Mr. Wang gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold. " How else can I help you? "Mr. Wang asked gloomily that when I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm. "Miss, I can't help you. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I? "A man who has an epiphany and understanding of amorous feelings is a good man; Men who don't understand amorous feelings are even better men. Humor spoon Mike walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter brought it to him right away. As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter had to call the manager. The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and is very popular with customers. Don't you ... "I mean, where is the spoon? "It is certainly a good thing to change when you have an epiphany; But we often remove the right ones and leave the wrong ones, and the result is wrong and wrong. In the restaurant, an extremely humble person timidly touched another customer wearing a coat. Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre? " "No, I'm not." The man replied, "He breathed a sigh of relief," so I'm not mistaken. I am him. You are wearing his coat. "It is not easy to be justified in an epiphany. People who are straightforward tend to feel inferior; And unreasonable people, heroes are like cattle. A Scotsman went to London to visit an old friend, but he forgot his address. So I sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas' address? Quick report! On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "I know." "Epiphany When we finally found the most correct answer, we found it was the most useless. Sad Story Humor Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs. After telling jokes and singing songs, I finally climbed to the 34th floor. Everyone feels exhausted. " Well, Peter, tell a humorous story. Peter said, "the story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall." "Epiphany is our pain, so humor; We are humorous, so we are happy. A very famous writer is going to visit the bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and quickly removed all the books and replaced them with writers' books. When the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy to ask, "Does your store only sell my books?" "Of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "Other books are selling well, and they are all sold out." I suddenly realized that "flattery" is a strange word: you seem to flatter him and insult him. In the lobby of the post office, an old lady approached a middle-aged man and said politely, "Sir, would you please write the address on the postcard for me?" "Of course." The middle-aged man did as the old man asked. "Thank you!" The old lady said, "Write me another short paragraph, will you?" "all right." After writing according to the old lady's words, the middle-aged man smiled and asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?" "Well, there's one little thing." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Please help me add another sentence below: I'm sorry for the scrawl." If you don't help, people will hate you for a week. If the help is not perfect, I will hate you for life. (_ ≌ ╄мě ┊ Answer adoption rate: 37.7% 2008-1-10/2: 46 Reporting the origin of "carelessness". During the Song Dynasty, there was a painter in Beijing who painted. Once, he had just finished drawing a tiger's head, and someone asked him to draw a horse, so he drew the horse's body behind the tiger's head. Someone asked him whether he painted a horse or a tiger, and he replied, "So so!" " "When others don't want it, he hangs it in the hall. The eldest son saw it and asked him what it was. He said it was a tiger, and the second son asked him if it was a horse. Soon, the eldest son went out hunting and shot someone else's horse into a tiger. The painter had to pay the master. His youngest son met a tiger when he went out, but thought it was a horse he wanted to ride, and he was killed by the tiger. The painter was so sad that he burned the painting and wrote a poem blaming himself: "careless painting, careless painting, like a horse and a tiger, the eldest son shot the horse according to the painting, and the second son fed the tiger according to the painting." "The thatched cottage was burned by careless drawing. I advise you not to learn from me. The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself in two to play badminton. Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four pieces to play mahjong. Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried and said, "why are you so stupid?" "You'll die if you cut so hard!" Father earthworm said weakly ... I suddenly want to play football. "