You need the same answer to get high marks. The hilarious jokes should have a long dialogue ~ ~

Female teacher: "What Dongdong Niu has four and I only have two?"

Student: "Legs."

Teacher: "What's in your pants that I don't have?" The headmaster was very surprised at the questions raised by the intern teacher. Why did she ask these questions? The headmaster thinks. )

Student: "Pocket."

Teacher: "What starts with C and ends with T, with a lot of hair, oval shape and intoxicating milky liquid?"

The headmaster's eyes opened wide, trying to stop the teacher from asking more questions.

The student replied, "Coconut."

Teacher: "What is red and hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out?"

Student: "Bubble gum."

Teacher: "What do men do when standing, what do women do when sitting, and what do dogs do with three legs?"

Student: "Shake hands."

The teacher thought for a moment and said, "Now I ask you some questions about' Guess what I am', OK?"

Student: "OK!"

Teacher: "You stick a stick in me, put me on it, and then hold me. I was soaked before that. "

Student: "Tent."

Teacher: "Fingers will get into me. You will play with me when you are unhappy. The best man will always have me. "

Student: "Wedding ring."

Teacher: "there are big and small things that enter me." When I feel uncomfortable, I will drip. You will feel very comfortable when you blow it for me. "

Student: "Nose."

Teacher: "I have a hard pole." My head can be inserted with other things. Then, that thing will tremble all over. "

Student: "Arrow."

Teacher: "What word starts with F and ends with K, which has exciting meaning?"

Student: "Fire engine."

When the teacher's question was finally finished, the headmaster breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Let the students go to the fifth grade. I answered all the ten questions you just asked wrong. "