A joke about eating eggs

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I especially like eating eggs. When I was a child, I was called "the king of eating eggs".

One morning when I was a child, I cooked a lot of eggs. As soon as the eggs are out of the pot, I will pick up one and eat it, whether it is hot or not. As soon as I peeled it off, I ate it with relish and gulped it down. One two three four five-

Mother read the copy and said, "Don't eat too much. Eating too much will hatch chickens. They will settle in your stomach. "

Incubate chickens? It's over. Could it have been born in my stomach? I was so scared.

The next morning, my stomach growled, and I broke out in a cold sweat-the chicken hatched! Help! Then, I have been having diarrhea. I said to my mother again, "Mom, I have a chicken in my stomach again. What should I do? " Mom smiled and said, "Nothing." Then, I took out Xiaoshi tablets for me to eat, saying that I could kill chickens. I took the medicine, and after a few days, my stomach really stopped barking.

From then on, I never dare to eat eggs again. I didn't know that eating eggs won't give birth to chickens until I got to school. I have diarrhea because I eat too much, which leads to indigestion and diarrhea.