The funniest joke in the world: one sentence for each person.

The teacher asked the students, "Who hasn't died since ancient times? You take the next sentence."

The student replied, "Since ancient times, no one has shit, and no one has to shit with paper."

The teacher was very angry and told the students to stand up.

The next year, the teacher asked the students the same question. At this time, students become smarter.

He replied: "since ancient times, no one has taken a shit, and no one has to take a shit with paper." If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers. " The teacher was very angry and asked the students to stand up!

At this time, the teacher saw that it was snowing outside the window and said regretfully, "It doesn't rain when it snows, but it turns into rain when it reaches the ground." . How troublesome it is to turn into rain. Why didn't it rain in the first place? "

The student replied to the teacher: "The teacher doesn't eat shit when eating, but it becomes shit when eating. How troublesome it is to become a cockroach. Why didn't you eat it at the beginning? "

So the teacher fainted on the spot! Ha ha laugh ...

The geography teacher asked, "Where does the river flow?"

A student suddenly stood up and sang, "The river flows east!"

The teacher ignored him and then said, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

The students sang again: "The stars in the sky join Beidou!"

The teacher was angry: "Get out!"

Student: "Just leave!" "

The teacher was very helpless: "Are you sick?"

Student: "You have everything I have!" " "

Teacher: "Try singing one more sentence!"

Student: "If you see an uneven road, you will yell all your life!" "

Teacher: "Do you believe I played you?"

Student: "Do it when you should!" "

The teacher was angry: "I told you to quit school!" " "

Student: "Wind, wind, fire, all rushed to Jiuzhou!