The story of saving ex-boyfriend is domineering and funny.

The first paragraph: salted fish turns over, I want to save my ex-boyfriend

I think of my ex-boyfriend. His contemptuous expression made me feel as if I had been stuck with a cigarette butt. But now I want to express: "The joke is over, I want to save you!" " "It's not that I changed my mind, but that I became smarter. I have mastered the skill of being dominated by others-letting go. So please come back. If you don't come, I will carry forward the spirit of "the boat has passed without a shadow, and the tea is cold" and turn my head and leave without regret. So, get your Mercedes ready quickly, and I will come back to you in a suit and tie, enjoy your company, and say, "Good-looking people think you are good. "

The second paragraph: high-energy spoof makes my ex-boyfriend fall in love with me.

For those girls who have been dumped, it is not a piece of cake to save their ex-boyfriends. But I won't go to that knot again. I will hang you like a fisherman. I will wear high-end formal clothes and hold champagne, and then let a group of beautiful women sit on the balcony with me to enjoy your performance. Suddenly, a crow suddenly landed on your head, and then you came to me: "What do you want from me?" I looked at your delicate and touching appearance and sneered and said, "Don't you know what I want? Isn't it just a red envelope and a super run? "

The third paragraph: low-key luxury makes my ex-boyfriend crazy about me.

My ex-boyfriend is a goose, and I am a pheasant. We will never be together. But I decided to use my broken jar to "negotiate" to save you. I will dress up from head to toe, and then sit in the noble swivel chair, waiting for your appearance. When you come near me, I will reject you immediately, and then cry bitterly. You will be surprised to ask, "Why don't you want me?" I rolled my eyes and said, "Hum, you thief, you are not generous enough. This time I want high-end red wine and diva performances. " In fact, I won't let people look down on me. Either you leave or I'll take you hostage.