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Post-8 s lines

1. There is no real white in the world. Everything that is white will turn yellow in the end. Please find a white that won't turn yellow and show it to me!

2. Sorry, I can't see you off. I know who I have in mind, and I can't leave her alone.

3. I desperately want to be loved, but I never know how to love others.

4. I desperately want to be loved, but I don't know how to love.

5. If you don't listen to me, I am not important to you, and I am not important to you.

6. Are you comfortable soaking in my tears?

7. When we are loved, we all long for a long time, but everyone is giving up. Where can there be eternity?

8. We are all enthusiastic and persistent as teenagers. It is a kind of light and fascinating. I envy those people who have failed to change them as time goes by.

9. What's the use of liking? No matter how beautiful it is, it's only fleeting. It can't last long. No matter how beautiful it is, it will change. It's really sad to hear, isn't it?

1. Before we fell in love, I was so hurt that I was sorry.

11. I remember the day when love was in my mother's eyes. I was a person without a mother and a father. I desperately wanted to be loved, but I didn't know how to love others.

when watching the fireworks that day, you said that no matter how beautiful or good things are, they will make you sad as long as they change. I came to tell you that no matter whether you are healthy or sick, I will not change.

13. Time is slowly slipping away when we are not aware of it. What we can do is to cherish the present.

14. But when I look at the girl I like, I don't know what terrible things she will do to me one day and whether she will abandon me. Then I know I can't forget it, and I will never forget it.

15. I have never seen a so-called gun. What are you talking about? Where did you get the gun? Mingyuan left in tears.

16. Before we fell in love, we were already scarred. I have been thinking that all the ways have been tried, quarreled, abandoned and separated, which are so sad. Can we not separate?

17. People's love is always limited, giving is limited, persistence is limited and bright. I don't know how long I can persist, but I am willing to learn how to love you. Classic lines of post-8s movies

1. Are you comfortable soaking in my tears?

2. I desperately want to be loved, but I don't know how to love.

3. If you don't listen to me, I'm not important to you, and I'm not important to you.

4. I desperately want to be loved, but I never know how to love others.

5. Before we fell in love, I was so hurt that I was sorry.

6. Time is slowly slipping away when we are not aware of it. What we can do is to cherish the present.

7. Sorry, I can't see you off. I know who I have in mind, and I can't leave her alone.

8. I have never seen a so-called gun. What are you talking about? Where did you get the gun? Mingyuan left in tears.

9. When we are loved, we all long for a long time, but everyone is giving up. Where can there be eternity?

1. People's love is always limited, giving is limited, persistence is limited and bright. I don't know how long I can persist, but I am willing to learn how to love you.

11. What's the use of liking? No matter how beautiful it is, it's only fleeting and can't last long. No matter how beautiful it is, it will change. It's really sad to hear, isn't it?

12. There is no real white in the world. Everything that is white will turn yellow in the end. Please find a white that won't turn yellow and show it to me!

13. As teenagers, we are all enthusiastic and persistent, which is a kind of light and fascinating. I envy those people who have failed to change them as time goes by.

14. I remember the day when love was in my mother's eyes. I was a person without a mother and a father. I desperately wanted to be loved, but I didn't know how to love others.

when watching the fireworks that day, you said that no matter how beautiful or good things are, they will make you sad as long as they change. I came to tell you that no matter whether you are healthy or sick, I will not change.

16. But when I look at the girl I like, I don't know what terrible things she will do to me one day and whether she will abandon me. Then I know I can't forget it, and I will never forget it.

17. Before we fell in love, we were already scarred. I have been thinking that all the ways have been tried, quarreled, abandoned and separated, which are so sad. Can we not separate? Talk show lines after 8s

1. Losers in love have gone too far. What do you mean by pure price? Who said I failed in love and where did I fail?

2. Dear earthquake volcano is not terrible as long as you are around, because you are even more terrible.

3. Throughout the ages, everyone loved to be a civil servant. In ancient times, it was relatively simple. Just cut it with one knife.

4. With such a lighter, you expect others to borrow the light.

5. office workers are very hard, and their salary is monthly, but the workload does not include traffic.

6. Everyone has advantages in work, but everyone hates being called a leader.

7. I was robbed by a taxi driver: Special 2 Youth: You can do anything. Can you stop the meter first?

8. The goddess said: I am level 1 in piano, level 6 in clarinet and level 8 in English. What are your specialties? Wang Jianguo thought for a long time: I am level 6 in World of Warcraft.

9. Setting off firecrackers is to drive away the fear of the unknown in the future, such as setting off firecrackers when getting married.

1. From the first day of stock trading, my seniority has declined. When I meet someone, I ask how the stock is: down.

11. Stop, stop, give back the bird's stomach. Who is the man who just ate four lunches backstage?

12. A successful woman will make her husband feel insecure forever.

13. There are boyfriend and girlfriend rentals on the Internet now. How can parents tell the true and false boyfriend and girlfriend? Ask him at the dinner table, didn't our children's infectious diseases pass to you? It's false to say nothing, but it's true to jump up.

14. There was another aftershock in Japan. This time there was little damage and no death. What does this mean? This shows that the sequel is just not as good as the first episode.

15. The stars will be called guest stars, and you will be called walk-on.

16. Like F11, you are always there, but you just don't know what to do. You can call me F4.

17. I don't have credibility. I do. I'm a bird's stomach. Do you think I've lost weight recently?

18. I haven't starved to death or beaten a professor for more than six years; The wall of Beijing has not been torn down yet.

19. I have always said that jokes are loser's games. There are beautiful women to see, who will listen to jokes! There are beautiful women to see, who will tell jokes!

2. Earn the money to sell cabbage, and have the heart to sell white powder.

21. Three customs live in the hearts of three common people forever. Tonight's post-8s talk show lines

1. My nose is stuffy and I can't hear clearly.

2. Three customs live in the hearts of three common people forever.

3, fat Wang Jianguo, Lai Bao, balls.

4. When the book is used, you hate it less. Don't put the insole on your feet.

5. Earning money to sell cabbage, with the heart of selling white powder.

6. The Four Heroes of Leather Shoes-gelatin, milk, jelly and capsules.

7. Take out a cigarette and shout at the volcano to light it for me.

8. The stars will be called guest stars, and you will be called walk-on.

9. I'm here. What else can happen at home?

1. With such a lighter, you expect others to borrow the light.

11. A successful woman will make her husband feel insecure forever.

12. Everyone has advantages in work, but everyone hates being called a leader.

13. There is no immortal paladin as long as he is willing to open his skills and take the mixture.

14. Those who fail to help others when they see them fall will definitely have no one to help them when they fall.

15. Dear earthquake volcano is not terrible as long as you are around, because you are even more terrible.

16. office workers are very hard, and their salary is monthly, but the workload does not include traffic.

17. Wang Jianguo: I was bitten by a dog. Can I become a dog man? You are rabies.

18. Setting off firecrackers is to drive away the fear of the unknown in the future, such as setting off firecrackers when getting married.

19. Stop, stop, give back the bird's stomach. Who is the man who just ate four lunches backstage?

I haven't starved to death or beaten a professor in 2 or 6 years; The wall of Beijing has not been torn down yet.

21. Let's talk about the meaning of Lu Xun. In fact, people just want to earn some money to eat noodles.

22. Throughout the ages, everyone loved to be a civil servant. In ancient times, it was relatively simple. Just cut it with one knife.

23. I don't have credibility. I do. I'm a bird's stomach. Do you think I've lost weight recently?

24. It is an excuse for the weak to say anything. Everything is said to be luck, which is the humility of the strong.

25. Crosstalk can be divided into disc version and gun version. This is the gun version, because we have laughter here.

26. From the first day of stock trading, my seniority has declined. When I meet someone, I ask how the stock is: down.

27. The people have no special requirements. We just want to live like employees of state-owned enterprises.

28. My wife always asks me: Is there always a piece of clothes missing in my closet? Yes, you always buy skirts.

29. Like F11, you are always there, but you just don't know what to do. You can call me F4.

3. I met a taxi driver and robbed him: Junior 2: You can do anything. Can you stop the meter first?

31. Hello, everyone. Let's have a class today. I'm not going to talk about Fashion today, but I'm going to talk about LOVE today.

32. Losers in love have gone too far. What does pure price mean? Who said I failed in love? Where did I fail?

33. At the airport, a man asked me, buddy, do you have a lighter? I said yes, here you are. Oh, it's disposable. I have zippo, too.

34. I have always said that jokes are loser's games. There are beautiful women to see, who will listen to jokes! There are beautiful women to see, who will tell jokes!

35, calculate calculate, I tell you, this is wrong in short, the key is that your film only taught female bachelors how to fall in love.

36. There was another aftershock in Japan. There was no damage or death this time. What does this mean? This shows that the sequel is just not as good as the first episode.

37. Every time the subway opens, several people drop off. I decided to bring a cactus to work, and then when I got off the subway, I saw how it was aloe.

38. Now girls in their twenties marry old men in their forties and fifties. What shall we do? We'll wait until we're 4 or 5 before marrying someone in their twenties.

39. Spider-Man, just like Qian Qian, can only live in the city. It is impossible to live in the countryside, and there are more opportunities in the city.

4. Look at the film you made. Of course, it was a good film. All the failures in it should be your personal experience.

41. The goddess said: I am piano level 1, clarinet level 6 and English level 8. What are your specialties? Wang Jianguo thought for a long time: I am in World of Warcraft level 6.

42. Oh, my God, I'm ready to go into the field of kung fu, aren't I? You have no idea how painful this punch is! Sister Hold: no, I am like this gently.

43. Try a place I really want to take you to. It has beautiful lights, a very good atmosphere and a box. Most importantly, it will be a little exciting if we go together.

44. Let's not talk about acting, but the life of being single is very sad. Gao Shuai, who is rich and powerful, has connotation, eloquence and knowledge, and man of great talent has learned a lot.

45. There are boyfriend and girlfriend rentals on the Internet now. How can parents tell the true and false boyfriend and girlfriend? Ask him at the dinner table, didn't you get the infectious diseases of our children? It's false to say nothing, but it's true to jump up.

46. It's very popular recently that money is willful. It's just nonsense. When you think about it, we were very headstrong when we were young. We were all poor, and we were still poor. Since I grew up knowing money, I am no longer willful, because I only know money.