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Once upon a time, there was an old man. His eldest son was named Age, and his third son was called Learning.
I was 58 years old and my wife died. The ancient people took "there are three unfilial things, and there is no great future" as their motto. In the vertical year, you have a second wife.
At the age of sixty, the new lady gave birth to a son. I was overjoyed to have a child in my old age. The foreign member studied knowledge all his life, hoping that his child would have knowledge, so he named the child "Knowledge". Happy family, often enjoying family happiness, and loving learning.
Five years later, the wife gave birth to another son. Mr. Wang, with a beard, said, I am so lucky to have another child at my age. Let's just call the child "age". Because I learned it, I don't like age so much.
At the age of seventy, the old lady gave birth to three sons. It's rare to live to be 70 years old, with white hair and beard and strong body. Laugh: Are you kidding? At this time, the family came to ask the master what to name him. Master repeatedly said: jokes, jokes. The young master's name is Joke. Members are old and weak. They love their youngest son, but they often can't do this.
I am glad that the bride was lucky enough to have three sons, and I am broad-minded and fat, and I can live a long and happy life.
At the age of ninety, all three sons have grown up and become married. I occasionally catch a cold and stay in bed. I know I don't have much time. I want to see which son can inherit my mantle. He called his three sons to the collapsed side and ordered them to collect firewood in the nearby forest.
At sunset, my wife gave medicine to outsiders.
The member asked, "Did the children come back with firewood?"
The lady replied, "I just got back. Daughters-in-law are welcome to return to their rooms. "
The Committee member asked again, "Who of the three children fights more firewood?"
The lady replied: "His father, which of the three children do you want to make more firewood?" I tell you: you are old and have no knowledge at all, but you are full of jokes. "
Hearing this, I blew my beard and stared, kicked my legs and rolled my eyes, and took my last breath.
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