The lines of Fang Qingping's cross talk Happy Childhood

The lines of Fang Qingping's cross talk Happy Childhood;

I didn't expect someone to applaud, so this is a big deal. This is ... In fact, I know in my heart that your applause is a farewell to the host. I don't have a name, but just now, at the gate of this theater, a child recognized me: (wiping his nose) "Are you an actor?" How about playing Avatar? "I mistook one for another.

Look at these comedians on stage. There was constant applause and laughter from the audience. Come to my house. The dawn here is quiet. (The audience applauds and the actor waves) You don't have to comfort me. Really, I'm used to keeping a low profile I'm not talking about cross talk, I'm talking about loneliness.

Because I was not cut out for crosstalk since I was a child, I was … a little … stupid since I was a child. How happy children are now. There are three couples and a child. He can't speak Chinese yet, so he signed up for an English class. When I was a child, of the five brothers in my family, only my father earned money. Five children and four pants, I am too old to stay at home.

What toys does this child have? All charged, computers, video games, electric batons ... this is not fun! When I was a child, there was a switch at home, and my father wouldn't let me touch it. Now this kid has an MP8. I didn't even have a P when I was a kid. My grandmother had a cane. When she died, I played it for half a year ... I used it to pretend to be an old lady.

It's really meaningless to go to school during recess. The monitor organized a competition for us to see who could drill this head into the desk. I am ... I am very competitive. I ... I went in and couldn't get it out ... I found my father and took me to the hospital. The teacher in the reception office wouldn't let me go out, saying that this table was public property. ...

I have to take it off before going to the hospital. My dad said if I can take it off, why should I go to the hospital? ! ..... pay the deposit before letting go. Now this doctor is responsible for patients, but when we were young, that doctor was a liar. Cut off my neck ... my dad said beheading had been abolished long ago, so he dragged me away.

Go home. I can't get on the bus. I walked home with a table on my head. I don't know what my arm is. One of our neighbors is a carpenter and said I saw a table. I can't bear it. The school withheld the deposit. My dad says it's good to wear a desk, which is convenient for homework. My head is stuffed in it. I do not see any at all. Do my homework. After three days, people lost weight and finally pulled it out.

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The cast of Happy Childhood:

Fang Qingping:

Fang Qingping,1born in Beijing on August 5th, 970, is a cross talk and sketch actor in China.

Founder of Beijing Qingmen Shanghai School.

1983, 13 years old, Fang Qingping began to learn cross talk, and then began to talk with Fu Qiang, but his career was not smooth.

Since 2000, Fang Qingping has been behind the scenes, studying under the cross talk writer Lian Chunming, and co-writing New Night Tour, Sorry, Life is Beautiful, etc.

Until 20 10, 40-year-old Fang Qingping participated in the 5th CCTV crosstalk contest as a newcomer, performed stand-up crosstalk "Happy Childhood" and won the second prize in the crosstalk contest, which made him a household name.

On February 20 13, he first appeared on the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Evening, and performed sketches with Sun Tao, Amanda and Wang Xihua.

In March, he began to be the host of BTV's first Beijing-style talk show "Blurt Out".

20 14 starred in the legendary drama "City Hunter" directed by Shen.

20 15 played the role of eternal corner in the drama "beggar boss" in the Republic of China.

20 16, participated in the romantic comedy "Love Me @ Don't Go".

20 18 participated in the "Happy Comedian Season 4" as an auxiliary comedian.

In 2008, Tianjin held a crosstalk auction. Fang Qingping signed up for the auction, but it was difficult because no one performed the script. Later, he changed the script to stand-up crosstalk and performed with Fu Qiang.

20 10- 10, 40-year-old Fang Qingping participated in the 5th CCTV Crosstalk Competition as a newcomer, performed stand-up crosstalk "Childhood Past" in the professional PK competition, and got a high score of 9.92 points, and finally won the second place in the final.

20 1 1 At the beginning of the year, I participated in the network Spring Festival Evening of Shandong TV Station and performed the cross talk "My Network Life".

In August, he performed his crosstalk work "On Stage and Off Stage" in Cheng Nan.

In June 5438+10, Peking University Centennial Lecture Hall held a special cross talk performance. Among them, Li Jindou and his master performed the traditional cross talk "Yellow Crane Tower" and "Big Double Spring", and Li Zengrui and Zhao Yan talked about an apprentice and performed the stand-up cross talk "My First Half Life" for 30 minutes.

The poster of Fang Qingping, a city hunter, was exposed. The poster of Fang Qingping was exposed for 20 12 years. He participated in the Spring Festival Evening of Beijing Satellite TV and performed the stand-up comedy My Beijing My Spring Festival Evening.

On October 20 13 1 month, a special talk show of Jingweier was held in poly theatre.

In February, Sun Tao, Amanda and Wang Xihua boarded the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Evening and performed sketches.

At the end of March, BTV launched its first talk show "Blurt Out", and he was invited as the host.

20 14 starred in the legendary drama "City Hunter" of the Republic of China directed by Shen, and played the role of a businessman.

20 15 co-starred with Gu Zhixin, He Bing and Yang Lixin in the drama "The Beggar's Boss" of the Republic of China, playing the role of Yongyijiao.

20 16, participated in the romantic comedy "Love Me @ Don't Go".