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Cold jokes (2)

Cold jokes are usually not ironic, just nonsense and obscure jokes. Examples are as follows: 1. There is a hide-and-seek club, and the person in charge hasn't been found yet.

There is a man who looks like an onion, crying as he walks.

On a hot afternoon, a match tickled, scratched and caught fire.

Why not say hello to your rare steak? Because they don't know each other.

On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. The banana walking in front suddenly felt so hot. He said it was too hot. I want to take off my clothes. As a result, he skinned it. As a result, the banana in the back fell down.

Once upon a time, a steamed stuffed bun walked on the road and felt hungry, so it ate itself. Once upon a time, there was a loaf of bread walking in the street. He felt hungry and ate himself. Once upon a time, there was a marshmallow who went to play ball for a long time. He said, "I'm so tired. I feel that I am soft. "

Once upon a time, there was a bird. He passed a cornfield every day, but one day the cornfield caught fire and all the corn turned into popcorn! After the bird flew by ... it thought it was snowing, so it was very cold.

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students saw his new hairstyle. ...