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Couples chat on WeChat before going to bed with high emotional intelligence and earthy love words (selected 4 sentences)
1. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart
2. If you think the sea is the cleanest and most thorough, you have never seen my eyes, because I only have you in my eyes.
3. I wake up every morning and see you and sunshine. This is the future I want.
4. "I've seen you in many ways, but I haven't seen one." What? "The way you married me in a wedding dress"
5. "Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think about it again. " "I have wrapped your lipstick, but remember to give it back to me a little every day."
6. Stop eating candy and kiss me, my mouth is sweeter
7. Your father must be a thief who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
8. What time is it? It's almost o'clock. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.
9. I want to share a room with you for three meals and four seasons
1. There is no one like you, and a word can bring heaven or hell.
11. "My chest feels so stuffy." What's the matter? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart"
12. "I used to like wandering so much" What about now? "I just want to make a decision on you"
13. If you don't want to be away from home, I will make peace for you. If you don't want to get married far away, I will set foot in Wan Li for you.
14. Zeus, Athena, Poseidon and Artemis, guess which god I like best? ""hmm ... a lot, I don't know ""I like it best, your eyes "
15. Do you smell burning? That's my heart burning for you.
16. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve
17. It is said that people have 26 bones. As soon as I met you, I had 27.
18. "I want to change my look recently." "What look?" "I can't do it without you"
19. You are so shady that you like me secretly.
2. I am more afraid of your sad frown than it is dark and ghosts. Couples chat on WeChat before going to bed (Part II)
21. Do you know what my only weakness is? What? It's the shortcoming. You
22. "People think I'm staying up late" and then what? "Actually, I am thinking about you"
23. To the world, you are one person; But for me, you are my whole world.
24. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.
25. Maybe I really can't love, but I just want to be with you.
26. Do you have a lighter? "I'm sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you ignite my heart?
27. "Before I met you, I had many demands for the future, but after I met you. . 。” What's the matter? "after meeting you, I just need to ask you"
28. don't do whatever you want just because I love you.
29. What's it like to like you? Generally speaking, I am happy at first sight, but I miss you for a long time.
3. "I faint when I see you every day" Why? "I am fascinated by you"
32. "I lost sleep last night" "What happened?" "I missed you all night"
33. What's important about you, you are important, I'm not with you, you are in my heart.
34. Of all the floating things, I like you best.
35. Who are you? You are my sweetheart.
36. I'm looking for a horse. What horse? Your wechat number.
37. You look malnourished. I suggest you eat me.
38. "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "7 billion" "You are the only one in my world."
39. I'd like to be your little tail. I'll go wherever you go, watch the sunset in the long river with you, and walk with you in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River. I'll follow you and travel all over the world with you all my life.
4. "Do you know what time it is?" "Six o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of our happiness." Friends' high emotional intelligence chatting skills
Friends' high emotional intelligence chatting skills
1. "Do you know what the imperial edict is?" What is it? "everything you say to me"
2. "Did I ever tell you that you look like one of my relatives"? How come? "My mother's daughter-in-law"
3. Life is so long, I need someone to keep me company, talk nonsense, gather together a table for dinner, and spend the rest of my life, and that person can only be you.
4. "Do you know?" Know what? "Your lips are the best fudge I have ever eaten"
5. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, now you have one."
6. May I address you as you? So I can take you to heart.
7. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Don't love a person, just because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love, and it's useless to force it.
8. "I always feel that one brain is not enough." What's the matter? "fried chicken misses you every day, which is not enough ~"
9. what can I get you, sir? I want to open your heart.
1. I wish I could grow old together with you if I am not careful, even if there are many twists and turns along the way, I just want you as the ending.
11. To the world, you are one person; But for me, you are my whole world.
12. "What do you belong to?" "I am a dog" and "nonsense, you obviously belong to me"
13. Why do you have to come when I get married? Because it would be awkward without a bride.
14. Your short hair is very beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. The smell on your body is very soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm right for you, too.
15. After meeting you, I became so old-fashioned. I wanted to go shopping hand in hand, eat popcorn and watch movies, and go out for a ride with you. But I was not such a person before. At that time, I always thought I was a runaway wild horse.
16. "After a busy day, I want to sleep." Go to sleep "Come and sleep with me"
17. "Do you prefer grilled seafood or barbecue?" Roast seafood first. "I thought you should consider me first"
18. Being near Zhu Zhechi is sweet. -a complete collection of earthy love stories provokes boyfriends
19. Do you know what is in a lover's eyes? Xi Shi? No, it's you ...
2. "Actually, I'm a recidivist." "What recidivist?" On the matter of liking you, my friend has high EQ chatting skills (Chapter 2)
21. Why do you want to hurt me? What's the matter? ""I like you so much ... "
22. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill, vigorous and vigorous.
23. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."
24. I'd like to be your little tail. I'll go wherever you go, enjoy the sunset with you, walk with you in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I'll follow you all over the world with you all my life.
25. "I feel dizzy as soon as I see you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."
26. I hope our chat records will turn into gentle and hot breath in our ears, and good night on the phone will turn into a kiss on the cheek. I hope all our hopes will come as soon as possible.
27. Do you know what my weakness is? What is it? Shortcomings of you.
28. "I'm in good health, and I can carry rice bags and gas tanks." "But I can't help thinking about you."
29. Do you smell anything? No, the air is sweet when you come out.
3. "I feel dizzy when I see you recently." "Why?" "Because love makes people dizzy"
31. Even if life is not that easy, I still want to put you in the future and be happy all my life, beyond the reach of the world.
32. You are the dial and I am the pointer. I can't escape from your palm in my life.
33. I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.
34. The fortune teller said that I am Wangfu. Do you want to verify it?
35. I was born stubborn, and I have a clear distinction between love and hate. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of you, so I like you, not on a whim, nor because I have different opinions.
36. I like wandering so much, but I just want to settle in you.
37. I still like you, like eating spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of the date.
38. Me Before You, I didn't think about getting married. I didn't think about getting married after meeting you.
39. I have two lovely things. One is that I am cute, and the other is that I love you.
4. I miss you, right now, very strongly. Good morning greetings to lovers
Good morning greetings to lovers
1. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am the melon, you are toothpaste, I am the brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.
2. "Do you know how many people are in my world?" I don't know, "Of course you are the only one"
3. What are you? Tigers. No, you belong to me.
4. Ten lines of chatting, one hundred lines of good night, one thousand lines of chatting, and ten thousand lines of nonsense, just for hearing one I do in the wedding hall one day.
5. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "your everlasting"
6. I feel pleasing to the eye at the first meeting, and I am warm and comfortable to get along with, so I like you very much.
7. Once upon a time, the person in front of you was a sweetheart, and later, the sweetheart was a pillow person.
8. a bow, a look back, mom, I'm in love.
9. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how can I always miss you idle ~!"
1. "I feel dizzy as soon as I see you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe love makes everyone dizzy."
11. "Do you know why beautiful girls have bad temper?" Why? Because it's so beautiful "
12. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Don't love a person, just because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love, and it's useless to force it.
13. I am a materialist. I didn't want to have an afterlife until I met you. "
14. Do you know what I like to eat? Looking at you stupidly.
15. "I don't think I'm promising." Why do you say that? "Because I just want greasy money, sleep in your bed and be your wife"
16. Everything you say casually is in my heart
17. May I call you you? So I can take you to heart.
18. I want to arrest you for intentional homicide.
19. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron stick or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most. "No, my heart hurts the most."
2. Today, my classmates "What do you belong to", "Tiger" and "No, you belong to me" greet each other in the morning. "I don't know." "I want to take care of you."
22. I said I didn't love you, which was a lie; I said I don't care, that's a lie; I told myself that I would never have feelings for you again, which was also a lie.
23. The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we are not as good as together.
24. May is the day and night when I miss you.
25. "I want to buy a piece of land from you." "What land to buy?" "Buy your unswerving heart."
26. Do you know what my weakness is? It's your fault
27. I don't care about the distance. I love mountains and rivers, and mountains and seas can be even.
28. "I can judge people accurately." Then look at what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."
29. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart."
3. "I want to borrow a cup from you" Why borrow a cup "Because I want to borrow yours (for life)"
31. I will still believe that stars can talk, stones will bloom, and you will eventually arrive after crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.
32. Did you ask about the burning smell? That's my heart burning.
33. Who are you? You are my sweetheart.
34. There are 1 ways to eat sugar cakes and miss you 98 times a day.
35. If you think the sea is the cleanest and most thorough, you have never seen my eyes, because I only have eyes for you.
36. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.
37. After meeting you, I became so old-fashioned. I wanted to go shopping hand in hand, eat popcorn and watch movies, and go out for a ride with you. But I was not such a person before. At that time, I always thought I was a runaway wild horse.
38. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like looking for trouble."
39. "Let me tell you a story" "You said" "This story is very long, so I'll make a long story short, I miss you"
4. For me, your name is always the most charming word. You know, when I call your name, I'm pouring out my deepest feelings. Humorous chat with earthy love words with high emotional intelligence
Humorous chat with earthy love words with high emotional intelligence
1. I want to buy a piece of land from you and buy your unswerving heart.
2. Can you protect me like your little brother? I can give my sister to you.
3. My little girl is incompetent and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. Crow flies, I'll be you.
4. "I love a boy, please help me chase him." Okay, who? "The seventh word of the first sentence"
5. When you come to me, I feel that I haven't seen you for a day, like Sanqiu. When you smile at me, I feel that I haven't seen Sanqiu for a day.
6. This long and wonderful life, I just want to spend it slowly with you, so that every memory shines under the dust of the old days.
7. This is the Forbidden City, this is the White House, and this is my husband. This is egg-wrapped rice, this is fried rice, and this is my heart arsonist. This is a man, this is a woman, and this is my sweetheart. This is cotton wool, this is catkin, and this is my mother's son-in-law. This is purple potato, this is sweet potato, and this is where I belong. This is the universal world, this is the underwater world, and this is my whole life.
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