Where are Liu Bei's jokes? I want Liu Bei's joke?

The jokes I saw about Liu Bei in the annals of the Three Kingdoms are recorded in the history books. This man has many faces.

"The History of the Three Kingdoms" commented on Liu Bei: My late master was generous, knowledgeable and responsible, valued scholars, and was endowed with the style of high ancestor and heroic tools. . .

Let's start with Hongyi's generosity, banning alcohol during the drought, punishing brewers, asking others for brewing tools, and trying to get drinkers to share with him. Jian Yong saw a man (woman) walking in the street when he was accompanying his late master. He said to his late master, "Why don't you tie him up for adultery?" The late Lord said, "How do you know?" Yong said to him, "He has his own way, just like the person who wants to brew." The master smiled, the one he wanted to brew.

Let's start with an unacceptable one: Shu at that time seemed to be very familiar, accurate and accurate-Zhou Qun and Zhou Ju. . . Zhang Yuxiao is a genius behind West Shu County and Xizhou. There have been predictions, such as:' if Hanzhong is indisputable, the army will be unfavorable.' /kloc-when I was 0/8 years old, I was still a boxer. Times changed and Liu Ye was exhausted. Nine years later, the master benefited, and the loss between Yin and Mao' including his own death: every time he looked in the mirror and knew that he was punished, he threw himself on the ground, which was amazing. . . .

Get down to business. At the beginning, the Lord and Zhang Hui were in Fucheng, and when they were engaged, they sat for Zhang. The man spared his beard, and the late Lord laughed at him and said, "I used to live in the county, and my surname was Mao." There are hairs in the east, west, north and south, saying,' All hairs live around Zhuo'! (More jokes about the Three Kingdoms and Liu Bei are on March 8th. Funny Net/Xiaohua /ishow.asp? I = 12990 Welcome to visit. ) "Yu immediately replied:" In the past, someone became the leader of the party, moved the idea of being a leader, and went to the house and returned home. He lost Zhuo when he wanted to say Lu, and he lost Lu when he wanted to say Zhuo. " The late master doesn't need it, so learn from it. The late Lord often insulted him, angered him by his gaffes, went to prison and punished him. Zhuge Liang pleaded guilty (it is estimated that it took only one day to judge people, although it was a little green, asking for a love or something, depending on what Liu Bei said), and the latter replied: "Fang Lansheng, I have to hoe!" Yu Zhu abandoned the city. There are quite a few funny things in Shu. Ada, who has been an official and a general, was also abandoned for beating his wife (of course, the premise is that he suspected that his wife was having an affair with his late master): "The dead person is not a wife, but it is not a place worthy of glory." Peng Yang, who laughed at Liu Bei's "old-fashioned absurdity and can be rehabilitated", was also punished. . . . .