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My friend asked me to tell a joke. What can I say?

1, boiling water can't see the reflection, anger can't see the truth.

Every day now is the youngest day in the rest of my life. Please don't get old too fast, but understand too late.

3. Night is a magnifying glass, which will over-magnify joy and sadness. Therefore, when you are happy, you should learn enough is enough, and when you are sad, you should wash and sleep early.

4. Live the life you like and enjoy the life you live.

There are two things in the world, one is the sun and the other is the human heart.

It is difficult to add time to life, but it can add vitality to time.

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