April Fool's joke, it is best to have a ring buckle and a ring drop.

3 10 hello, this is the voice message system. A friend of yours ordered a song for you, Special Love for Special You. Because the system is busy, please hum yourself! three

309 A spring river and a Jiang Tao, one mountain is high and one mountain is low. Send a message to the straw bag. The straw bag must take out his mobile phone. Take out your mobile phone and look down, and find yourself an idiot. 0

Strange, strange, strange, strange. I found a big donkey. There is something wrong with this donkey. He doesn't eat, drink or rest. He wants to ask where the donkey is, and he is burying his head in the news! 0

I had a dream last night: God told me that I was doomed to be lonely in this life. There is only one way to crack it-send text messages to ten fools. I cried at that time: God, I only know you, and I'm finished. 2

First prize of 306 prize quiz: a mobile phone! Look down, look down, look down ... Test result: you are mentally retarded! Disability Award: Advice-You are hopeless.

A cricket and a pig bet that I jumped into the grass and you couldn't see me. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? ! " 0

I was naked at night, desperately looking for you. I really can't live without you. Only you can make me comfortable. Where are you at this important moment? I shouted in despair: Mom, there is no soap! 0

You are brighter than the stars in the sky, you are more fragrant than the flowers on the ground, you can jump as you like, and the universe will be crazy about it! God called you shit! 0

One-year-old and a half-catty Erguotou, two-year-old veteran in love, three-year-old eating and drinking, gambling and smoking, and four-year-old cheating and stealing. This person is young and promising, and when he grows up, his IQ is low. I know that this person is you, but I still insist on reading it. Admire! Admire! 0

30 1 This is a horrible story. When you wear black clothes in front of the mirror at midnight 12, you will see it-dandruff! 0

The sky is so clear and the sun is so bright. You stand by the blue sea. I stabbed you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard! 0

People say you are cool, but you really wear pants: bell bottoms, jeans, casual pants, bloomers and cropped pants. You are not cool enough, why don't you just have a pair of open-backed pants-cool (pants) fart 0.

Now there are several big fools: those who like to be aggrieved, those who do good deeds without leaving a name, those who lose everything to win favoritism, and those who read short messages and snicker! 0

You see my infatuation, my hospitality, my true love and my doubts in your eyes. What a big piece of shit! 0

296. You're walking around, shopping and being slaughtered, your wife has another love, and your son has been abducted. In fact, you are handsome, but your IQ is too poor. A Dai serves pickles! 0

Do you know why I like you? The doll's face is funny, the panda's figure is stupid, his ears are lucky and his steps are funny. Best for you to see the exhibition. 0

Your gentleness is like an angel coquetry, your beauty is like a stunning peacock, your thoughtfulness is like rheumatism cream on your heart, and your eyes are like lovely giant pandas! 0

Call you an idiot, you can read, call you an idiot, you will be angry, call you an idiot, you will reply to text messages, call you a log, and you will read your mobile phone! I wish you happiness! 0

The persistent pursuit of love is infatuation, the dream of money is financial infatuation, the persistent pursuit of women is infatuation, and the indifference to this message is stupid! 0

29 1 You have a good temper and you lack ambition. You come out with courage and never fear being cast aside, but you are so disappointing. You are all immortals. 0

I wish you a high position, light responsibility, more money and less work, close to home, sleep until you wake up naturally every day, get a salary cramp, and others will get a raise if they work overtime! 0

For 289 days, I've always wanted to say three words to you, but I'm afraid I can't even be an ordinary friend, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money! three

A pig and a penguin were put in a refrigerator at MINUS 20 degrees. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either! 0

287. Large families need wages and small families need foreign capital. They work hard all day, running around all day, smiling on both sides, and their physical strength is gradually exhausted. 0

Please stop watching, or you will regret it! Your SIM card has been locked, please contact your service provider. You won't believe me if I tell you not to look! 0

Marriage is a mistake, divorce is a consciousness, remarriage is a mistake, remarriage is stubborn, giving birth to a child is a big mistake, and a person will not delay anything. 0

You have high blood pressure, high blood lipid and low position. No speech at the conference, no speech at the meeting, prostatitis. The political achievements are not outstanding, the performance is not outstanding, and the lumbar disc is outstanding. 0

I used your tender body to drive me close to my naked body countless times. The gentle touch and irregular movements made me enjoy a thrill. While I was enjoying myself, you gradually lost weight. Oh, poor soap! 0

There is a flood in the south, and both sides of the Yangtze River are my homes. The flood is merciless and affectionate. Please send me a message. Snow is floating in the blue sky, and beautiful leather shoes leak. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Please give me a reply. 0

28 1 I made a bet with my friend yesterday. I said: there is nothing more stupid than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost. It's all your fault. Please treat me to dinner! ! Smooth my lost heart. 0

You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as knowledgeable as a horse, as beautiful as a butterfly, as hardworking as a bee, and like everything. No wonder everyone calls you ... beast! 2

You are cruel, you are cruel, you are really cruel; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so you can cheat whoever you catch! 0

I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam! 0

The person who received the message was an Egyptian mummy, the person who deleted the message was an African bug, the person who replied to the message was a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who did not reply was a Thai shemale who failed the operation! 0

I heard that there will be a pig flying in the sky tonight and performing flying pig acrobatics, but I don't know where to see it. My friend told me that this pig is reading short messages now. 0

The beast is still a little pitiful, you don't, so you are not a beast. 0

I always thought you were beautiful, so the beauty contest held by the TV station helped you sign up for tomorrow's preliminary contest. By the way, the theme of the beauty pageant is "pig style"

Hey, let's talk about it. Don't come out, shall we? Just once, not once? Give me some face, or I will squeeze-dead acne! 0

You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as knowledgeable as a horse, as brilliant as a butterfly, as hardworking as a bee, and like everything. No wonder everyone calls you … animal! 0

27 1 donor: the underwear you are wearing today is all bad colors, and nothing can be done well. Please take it off immediately and throw it into the toilet to ensure safety. Very good, very good ... 0

270! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork. three

The vast sky makes you fly high, beautiful stories are played by you, kind children are going to chase them, and humorous messages are sent to the little turtle! ! ! 0

The first ray of sunshine in the morning is my deep blessing to you. The last blush of the sunset is my heartfelt greeting to you: "How are you, idiot?" 0

If the joys and sorrows of life are a drama, then it is too early for fools to watch mobile phones. Look at it if you don't believe me.