Funny half sentence of enterprise annual meeting

Three sentences and a half are generally rhyming, homophonic and humorous, and are deeply loved by the masses. The following are three and a half lines I collected about the annual meeting of enterprises. Welcome to read them for reference!

1 On the opening day of the Olympic Games, the good news of the company's listing spread frequently, with laughter and a new chapter.

The number of customers is increasing day by day, and the winning amount of the project is rising month by month. Let's work together and make progress together!

No matter how difficult the market is, all employees are heroes and dedicated!

Everyone strives for the first place in their work, learns from Toyota with the spirit of innovation and enterprising, and takes the lead in management improvement.

For everyone to eat well, it is also important to expand the canteen. The food pattern changes every day. You are full!

Design products to create, meet the new needs of enterprises, and work hard for every design!

It is not easy to strictly plan the purchase, reduce the heavy inventory burden and ensure the production of the project!

Product manufacturing is also hard, the delivery time is high, and the production line is important!

Product quality is the most critical, which is related to the lifeblood of the enterprise. Quality personnel should make a good report!

There are a lot of personnel work, mobilizing benefits and rewards, all for the good and tired employees!

The finance department is heavy-handed, staring at the figures all day, in case something goes wrong at work, review it!

Administrative work is trivial, it doesn't matter if you don't say it, every effort is precious, don't say tired!

The customer's recognition is very satisfactory, and all colleagues have made contributions. It's important not to elaborate today!

Enterprise's ten-year contribution award, the pilot innovation is well done, and its strength has created a good reputation. Great!

This year's work is well done and the performance is really amazing. Try to climb higher next year, proud!

Let's stand on the stage with only one purpose, hoping to join and applaud!

Today's party, brothers and sisters prepare together, and the wonderful programs line up and retreat!

Funny half lines of the annual meeting of enterprises II. The sound of gongs and drums is loud. Let's stand on the stage for four people. What will we do next year? (thunk)

(A has a loud voice, B fingernails D, and then points to himself, C asks for advice)

One sentence is important, and I will show it. Two sentences are lofty and three sentences are the most comprehensive. (thunk) don't be high-profile

(Ding raises his voice)

The red army is not afraid of the expedition, and Qianshan is just idle. The spirit of the Long March is really great. Pass it on (when)

(A marches hard, B shows the way, is proud, and C gives a thumbs up)

The capital of the conference will be Gankun, and Sidu Chishui will lead to an amazing soldier, which is a great turning point for China. Zunyi City (Party)

(Summary of Pride Memories of Party A, Party B and Party C)

(a) Leading the team around the venue, beating gongs and drums and personal movements)

It is said that Zunyi came to Zunyi, and Red City has many memories. The Long March settled in Zunyi. (Be) a blessed land.

(Ding drags his throat exaggeratedly)

Long March Electric is our home. The company is connected with you, me and him, and all brothers and sisters love it. hahaha

(A refers to oneself, and B refers to the stage. )

We need to work hard to make great achievements in Qixin, where the river rises and the river is full. final conclusion

(A and B state emphasis on form, and C summarizes the left and right fingers)

Scientific and technological innovation is really wonderful, and the company's performance has been improved step by step, reaching a new level year by year. Great

(B goes step by step, C shows one with his ring finger, and D is easily satisfied)

(b) Walk around the field, beating gongs and drums plus personal movements)

Strike while the iron is still hard, the product quality is the first, the province is superior to the country, and the brand is created. Long March card

(B thumbs up forward, Ding Deyi)

The company's products are widely used, sell well at home and abroad, and are well received by new and old customers. (Party) Wang (Wonderful)

(A stands for wide action, B moves from the inside out, C gives a thumbs up, Ding Hongliang is proud, and slowly learns a foreign language)

It is said that there will be no once-in-a-century drought in 20021year, and the whole company will gather strength. To overcome difficulties.

(Fingers up and down)

Strive for a breakthrough in the ratio of incremental carry-over, grasp entrepreneurial innovation and Excellence, and win comprehensive competitive strength. Go a long way.

(A fist up, B fist up, C fist up, D fist up. Party A, Party B and Party D make fists and arm in arm on the same side.

(c) lead everyone around the field, beating gongs and drums, and adding personal movements)

Competitors are good at reducing prices, disrupting market crises and adjusting strategies skillfully. Exceed the quota

(Party A and Party B recite the form, and they have a whim and pay attention to "cleverness")

All departments are conscientious, all departments cooperate tacitly, and all lines are conscientious. great unity

(Party A, Party B, Party C and Party A represent the same action of all departments, sectors and lines. )

The construction of the new park has advanced by leaps and bounds, and the speed of creating Zunyi has been well received. Only by seizing the opportunity can we achieve leap-forward development. (When) Long March Man

(B thumbs up, Ding goes up and down the stage, and then himself)

Overcome difficulties, won the provincial technical research award, and the Q C team won the honor. (Bang) It's amazing.

(Friends of QC team who won B and C honors, Ding gives them a thumbs up)

(Ding Ling walks around the field, beating gongs and drums and adding personal movements)

The skill competition was staged, the Long March people showed off their elegance on stage, and the electricians turned to work as fitters. (Bang) Okay, first of all.

(A puts on the ring, B puts on the pride, and C points to the employee who won the skill contest. Ding learned to talk to foreigners and looked at the award-winning employees with a thumbs up. )

The company's production task is heavy, unity and cooperation are smooth, and I develop together with the company. (Bang) Well done.

(A, B and C each add a trick, D praise)

Achievement depends on everyone, and the prosperity of the company depends on everyone. Thank you for completing this plan. Three bows

(Bow to the audience three times at the same time)

Moon 15, Moon 16, how does one build credit? No family to support. It's hard.

(With a stroke of the garden, Ding has a bitter face)

(one collar goes around the field, beating gongs and drums and personal movements)

In a blink of an eye, a year has passed, and the bell of the New Year hangs in my ear, making the New Year look new. Welcome the new year.

(A strokes his hand backwards, B refers to his ear, C is in high spirits, and Ding is happy)

The annual meeting is a good opportunity to say "Happy New Year" to everyone, and the four of them show their minds together. (Bang) Happy New Year! Happy new year!

(Party A, Party B and Party C pay New Year greetings in Ding, and the four of them hold their chests in their hands sincerely, saying "Happy New Year! Happy new year! ! ")

The funny half sentence of the annual meeting of the enterprise 3 Hello, leading colleagues, it's almost the New Year. First of all, I salute you. Happy New Year!

Today, let's get together, wash away the hardships and fatigue of a year, and look forward to tomorrow's drunkenness and self-confidence!

Today, let's talk about three and a half people and say,' Don't forgive much, no matter how good you are, don't run!

When you perform on the stage, your legs will tremble and you will talk about big and small issues crazily. If there are similarities, don't shout, who dares!

The four of us stood on the stage, and the program began here. Let's finish one section, three and a half, and look down!

In the new year, gongs and drums are loud, and the production front is frequently reported. Workshop five is more energetic. Applause!

The boiler worker knows clearly, and the fire on the stove is booming. They are all good people. Great!

Turbine workers are highly motivated, shoulder two tasks, work hard, have excellent skills and know-how!

The electrician is powerful, bold and cautious, and has good technology. No matter young or old, you can't contribute!

The maintenance workshop is not simple, and there are few people living there. Overtime is common, so work hard!

Chemical workshop is more important, water vapor kerosene is indispensable, various indexes are well controlled, and the workload is very large.

In the comprehensive class of chemical workshop, four people can hold up half the sky and work overtime to death. Alas, my back hurts!

There are many heroes in Zhongke, both young and old. Ask them how much they have contributed and how old they are!

After boasting about the high leadership ability of employees, scientific and technological innovation seeks development and comprehensiveness!