The most terrible "breakup curse" in Ex-3, 2065438+08-take him to see Ex-3.

"Put your hand out of the window, you will feel A at 20 mph, and B at 40 mph …" Four years later, I still remember the line in Ex so clearly!

A person walked out of the cinema after watching Ex-3: Goodbye Ex-3, watching the couple sitting next to me silently walk in front, each with his own ideas. I thought there was a game. It is estimated that every couple has to play a few games when they go home.

I thought a lot along the way! Hesitated all the way, thought all the way, and sent a meaningful and memorable WeChat official account tweet. ...

As a result, some people say that they are too lazy to care.

Ok, I'll take it easy and talk about this movie.

Yes, I deserve to break up. I wish you an early visit.

How's predecessor 3?

It looks good! Honestly, it's really good. The first half laughed my head off, and the second half abused. This film is suitable for men and women who have been eager to go to the cinema to find some memories and feelings.

But! Although it is beautiful, I still recommend you to look forward, forgive him 77 times, break up and say I love you, I want to be good with you, and the five years that were stolen ... After reading these, you can be sure that all kinds of poisons will not invade.

I guess after watching this movie, you must have thought that the ending would be like this: Meng Yun learned from a little bit that Jia Lin was allergic to eating a bunch of mangoes and was sent to the hospital. Jia Lin saw badon min running in the street on the Internet, shouting "Jia Lin I love you", and then they got back together. A year later, I had a child and lived a happy life. ...

But! Yes! Ah! ! ! The screenwriter is going to make a difference this time! Break the routine of traditional romantic movies, and tell a true love story.

Badon min cried more and more heartbroken. Jia Lin cried so deeply that so many people cried in the cinema, but they still didn't go back together.

Heart stabbing, heart abuse, it makes people feel particularly uncomfortable!

However, love in reality is like this. The "Ex" series is going to say goodbye, which is to tell you in this merciless way that the three love stories mentioned above are all nonsense.

You will think of your predecessor after reading it. But I assure you, what you want more is when you can see Zi Wang and when you can see Wang Xin.

Don't you think I'm distracted Then I will tell you wholeheartedly: don't take your girlfriend and boyfriend to see it. If you don't break up, quarrel or bicker after reading it, it is estimated that you will also have sequelae and roots.

Is it that serious? There really is.

You young people just don't believe it. Do you know the break-up spell? I don't know if I told you: lovers who sang about Hiroshima will break up, knit scarves for each other, go to Gulangyu together, and give stones to each other. ...

After so many years, I am not afraid to tell you that my predecessor and I have these "breakup spells"! Classic! Calendar! Pass the ball

And "Ex-3" is a breakup catalyst, a breakup book, and some hand-shaped raiders, which is even more terrible than the breakup spell! The real thing is the latest "breakup curse" of 20 18!

Think about it, can you guarantee that you and your other half will always be sweet and never quarrel? Can you guarantee that you won't encounter the cold war situation of separation like Meng Yun and Jia Lin?

You can't guarantee it, because all marriages can't be as beautiful as when you are in love. If you haven't seen "Ex" to reflect on these questions, ok, you must think that this is just a quarrel between two people, sad and unhappy.

But! Yes! If you have seen Ex, it will be different. When you quarrel with each other again, you will have more room for imagination! ! Let's go !

From a girl's point of view, if you and your boyfriend are separated in the cold war, you may just be sad and unhappy. After watching Ex, it was great. You begin to imagine that he is now a runaway wild horse, and he should live a very chic life, right? Does he also have a buddy who is "single with good brothers" to attend the party? Does his WeChat also have several WeChat groups of hundreds of people, surrounded by a bunch of "female friends who have sex after drinking"? He should stare at the phone as anxiously as I do, waiting for the other party to reply first. ...

From a boy's point of view, if you are separated from your girlfriend in the cold war, it may just be drinking and playing cards. After watching Ex, this is great. You begin to imagine: Why can she take selfies when she goes out to travel? Who's with her? Does she also have a friend of the opposite sex who can talk all night? Will I suddenly meet the picture of her with other boys when I want to save it? She must be very happy. ...

The most terrible thing is that the other party began to worry about the emergence of spare tire figures like Zi Wang and Wang Xin!

Jia Lin said that she never worried about the flowers and plants around Meng Yun, but she was afraid of girls like Zi Wang. Because in her body, I saw what I used to look like, which is the appearance of Meng Yun's favorite girl.

People are like this: when they are apart, they will be sad to see each other unhappy; But it's even sadder to see each other doing well.

The ending of the film is inevitably a bit too emotional: Meng Yunning would rather tell strangers I love you than Jia Lin himself; Jia Lin would rather die of mango allergy than put down her self-esteem to save this relationship.

When two people break up, one thinks he won't leave and the other thinks he will stay. So in the end, Meng Yun and Jia Lin are still not together, just thinking and thinking deeply. ...

Of course, movies not only teach us love, but also teach us many refreshing yellow jokes:

After reading it, we figured out Zi Wang's excuse that "I think I got a big bargain";

We look back and understand the concepts of "fair-weather friends", "good wine" and "light sleep";

When we are unhappy in the middle of the night, we understand that loneliness is a common problem in metropolis.

And those chicken soups that sound so confident:

Men who spend money for you don't necessarily love you, and men who don't spend money for you don't necessarily love you;

I want to go back to the age when I can say "let's make up" frankly;

There will always be a gentle person who will keep you warm and then leave silently. ...

Pour it, keep pouring it, and pour a mouthful of love chicken soup. Director Tian Yusheng must know modern love, otherwise he wouldn't amuse and get drunk the urban men and women sitting in the cinema. ...