Funny short jokes

Funny short jokes

Funny short jokes, whether in life or work, our ability to communicate with others is inevitable, and many people will use it in communication Funny jokes, leaving happy memories for everyone. Below I have compiled short funny jokes. Funny short jokes 1

1. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

2. When I do things, I either don’t do them or do my best. So I choose not to do it because I can’t do it well!

3. A man can’t find his girlfriend, so he has no choice but to go to fortune telling. Fortune teller: You are destined to have no women in the first half of your life. The man's eyes lit up: What about the rest of his life? Fortune teller: You will get used to it for the rest of your life.

4. My ex-boyfriend was getting married and he called me to ask if I was going. I replied decisively with three words: I’ll go next time.

5. I had a blind date with a girl. My mother liked her very much, and so did my father. In the end, he recognized her as his goddaughter and said that I was not good enough for her.

6. When I was a child, I saw my father working very hard, so I secretly made up my mind: I will definitely stop working when I grow up.

7. You can really do a lot of things when you wake up early, such as sleeping again.

8. When I feel bad, I take out the mirror and look at it. Experts say that if people look at beautiful things more, their mood will improve.

9. Three feet of ice does not last a day, and three layers in the lower abdomen do not last a day.

10. A classmate said to the teacher: "Teacher, what you teach is useless." As a result, the teacher replied: "I don't allow you to say that about yourself."

11. When you were poor, you thought that you would be happy if you were rich. But when you are really rich, you realize that being rich is not only happiness, it is simply the bliss of life and death.

12. Many people like to travel and share their experiences. I feel relieved when I see them spend all their money on a trip, but their lives still haven’t changed in any way after they come back.

13. My advantage is: I know my mistakes and can correct them. My shortcoming is: I never feel like I'm wrong.

14. Why are you myopic? In order to look at things in the world lightly, I blurred my eyes.

15. Life is not just about living in front of you, but also about a house you can’t afford and a salary you can’t afford to support your family.

16. If you like a girl, study hard, find a good job, earn a lot of money, and when she gets married, you can contribute more.

17. Other people’s faces are 70% determined by nature and 30% by dressing up. Your face is 10% determined by nature and 90% by filters.

18. When I reach my age, I will sing softly in your ears, like your body, and give you bags. The only ones left are mosquitoes.

Nineteen. In order to prevent me from spending money recklessly next month, I spent all the money in advance. I have a breeze in my sleeves and a healthy body.

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21. My boyfriend said to me affectionately: "Don't forget that you are not alone!" I said excitedly: "Really?" He said: "Yes, you are a pig."

22. I heard my second brother ask my five-year-old daughter: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The answer was: "Be a police officer." Asked again: "Why the police?" The answer: "Because the teacher often said that if you pick up money, you should hand it to the police uncle."

Twenty-three, the wife suddenly asked her husband: "Do you love me?" "Yes, of course I love you!" the husband replied without hesitation. The wife thought for a moment and then asked, "Are you afraid of hurting me?" The husband quickly said, "No, no, I was afraid of hurting you."

Twenty-four, The world is so big and I want to see it. With such a small wallet, let’s see how far you can go.

25. Every child who loves to sleep in has a lover that is hard to let go of, and his name is quilt.

26. Money is the root of all evil, but if you have no money, the whole society will despise you.

Twenty-seven, my socks are full of holes, my future is not a dream.

Twenty-eight, I hope you can all have love, and I only have money. Funny short jokes 2

1. You are a nice person, but a bit ugly.

2. My thoughts grow wildly at night, I am depressed but never forget.

3. If life betrays me, I hope it will be sold by the pound.

4. Sharpen your knife and chop wood, and work part-time after finishing junior high school.

5. I am fat to make you look thin, so as not to make you look ugly when I am thin.

6. Listen to me, you have lost several times, but you will make a comeback.

7. The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as a wake-up alarm.

8. The little girl is not talented and can only miss the king, but cannot make him admire her.

9. It is said that many people check the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long they can sleep.

10. The road to success is always under construction.

11. Salted fish will always turn over one day, but after turning over, it will still be salted fish.

12. I will never let others down, because I have already done it before promising others!

13. Lovers will eventually get married, and there are countless heartless people.

14. The only thing in the world that can be obtained without hard work is poverty, and the only thing that can be made out of nothing is dreams. Nothing can be realized without taking action. Although the world is cruel, there is always a way as long as you are willing to walk!

15. Those who are good-looking are called foodies, and those who are not good-looking are called losers!

16. When I hate someone, if that person suddenly says they like me, then I don’t hate them at all. He is so principled that he cannot hate a discerning person.

17. I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slap you with my backhand, I will think about whether I hit you lightly.

18. Don’t despise those who accompany you, and don’t despise those who despise you.

19. It’s not that there is no water in the well, but that it’s not deep enough.

20. Although you are not very good-looking, the world cannot survive without you, because without you no one can bring out the beauty of the world.

21. There is nothing wrong with this world. Who makes you look ugly and have no money?

22. Getting up late will ruin the morning, and getting up early will make you stupid, so it’s better not to get up!

23. Efforts to reject social rules are all ineffective efforts.

24. The sky is blue, the eyes are blurry, and the days without money are too long!

25. Love is, if there is no better choice, I will accompany you until the end of the world.

26. Back then, he was ambitious to conquer the world, but now he retires just for him.

27. The body is always moving and the mind is always quiet.

28. There is no easy gain, only constant giving.

29. You can steal my sentences or my expressions, but if you steal my heart, I will call you husband.

30. Forgive me for being a ruffian and unable to be your good girl.

31. The height of life is not how many things you recognize, but how many things you underestimate. The width of the soul is not how many people you know, but how many people you tolerate. Being a human being is like a mountain, looking at all things and accepting all things. Being a human being is like water, you can advance and retreat, but you know how to advance and retreat.