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Message from the Fairy Queen to TVXQ!! Children

Lin You, please love your father.

He once said:

I must have a daughter.

(Why do you want to have a daughter)

I don't know. I like my daughter.

And what I want to do most is my dream, children's sports meeting and primary school sports meeting.

Go and have a look. This is my wish. As a father,

I really want a daughter, so my dog is also a female.

(What if it's a son? )

That's not bad either. I want a daughter, and the boss should have a daughter ~

[Lin You]

This is the name that Yun Hao blurted out one day after dressing Barbie, and said that his daughter wanted to call her Liu Zhi, so I'll call you Lin You for the time being-the first daughter one day.

You Lin, as soon as you were born, you were lying in the most spacious and warm arms in the world.

You may not know how many people in the world will envy you, and even we may be jealous of your little baby.

You Lin, lying in this arms and looking at that handsome face, then slowly closing your eyes and falling asleep, must be very happy.

Lin, before you fell asleep, I guess my father must have sung my little princess in the most beautiful voice to make you fall asleep.

Yuri, dad has asthma. Although he said that he was much better, his illness would get worse when the seasons changed. So, when you see dad coughing badly and want to take medicine, pour him a cup of warm white water. I believe this can relieve his pain more than those white pills.

You Lin, dad is an emotional person, probably because of his life experience, and he is particularly prone to tears. So, anyway, when you see dad crying alone, please hold his hand and let dad sit on the sofa. Then you can sing and dance for him in front of him, or tell him stories about children. When he sees his little princess, he will surely forget those sad things. He will hug you, then kiss your forehead and say. Remember, at this time, you should hold dad's handsome face with your little hand, wipe away your tears, and then print your lovely little lip print on his cheek. Dad will be happiest at this time.

Yulin, dad may often stay up late because of work. Please cheat in front of him and let him sleep with you. But if you find that dad will secretly continue to work late into the night after putting you to bed, then you must not disturb him in the future, because that will only delay him more time. Just come to dad's room before going to bed and give him a good night kiss to let him know that you are going to bed.

Youlin, as TVXQ!'s daughter! Park Youchun, you have been different since you were born. Because your father is busy, he may not take other children to and from school every day like their fathers. When you want to go to school, maybe your father is still sleeping. He may have just woken up. You may not know that he often suffers from insomnia at night, so don't wake him up. Let him sleep until he wakes up naturally. If he happens to be out of work that day, he will definitely show up when you finish school. Like other dads, this can only be done occasionally. Occasionally take this opportunity to ask dad to take you to eat delicious food, but remember, don't think too much about places, because dad is a public figure, which will be inconvenient. (You can go to Uncle Yun's house and ask Uncle Zai Zhong to make it for you (* _ _ *) Hee hee ...)

You Lin, dad has always regarded making music as a very important part of his life, but when he has it, he may shift more energy to you and can only take time to compose and write songs. So, if you see the door of Dad's studio open, he is sitting in front of the piano with a pen and paper and even a lighted cigarette, please go and see him quietly so as not to be found by him. If you want to hide and seek, close the door gently.

With Lin, dad will have a few days' holiday every year. You must ask dad to take you to the playground, but you must know that dad has a serious fear of heights, such as the Ferris wheel. You must not sit with him, let alone play games with irritating sounds. Because dad is an insecure person, he doesn't like these scary, exciting and dark things, and he will be disgusted, so don't force him.

Yuri, my father likes to wear flip-flops. He will wear it from March to June. Don't think that his father is incompatible with the fathers of other children, because his father is Park Youchun, who is famous for his hipsters. By the way, his father has this charming collarbone, so he will wear a shirt even if he doesn't wear V-neck or low-neck clothes. To forgive dad's little narcissism, help him eat more when it's cold, or prepare a scarf for dad to wear and tell him before going out. This father always catches a cold easily.

Lin, a palmist, once said that dad would get married at least twice in his life. If, just say that if mom and dad are separated one day, you must not be afraid, and you don't have to be afraid that dad will abandon or leave you. Dad has suffered this loss before, and the feelings of adults and children can't be controlled. However, please believe that dad won't let you suffer a little. He still works hard. In order to make up for your incomplete happiness, remember grandma and Huan. . .

Finally, Lin You, please love your father, not each of us, and fulfill our unfulfilled wishes in this life!

To beauty.

A man named Kim Jae Jung once joked on the show.

If you have a daughter, you are called a beautiful child.

Our beautiful children, hehe.

I envy you.

It's beautiful.

You can get so much selfless love and protection from all over Asia, you can lie in the warmest embrace in the world to keep warm, you can enjoy the most beautiful and bone-eroding smile freely, and you can hear the clearest and most ecstasy voice singing different versions of Happy Birthday songs for yourself. ...

You can do this from birth.

Kim Jae Jung's daughter, what a lucky life.

It's like a princess, princess

However, maybe one day in the future, Kim Jae Jung decided not to show his face, and wanted to live an ordinary life away from the noise with his family. At that time, we women, who are far away from home and silly in love with Kim Jae Jung, can only please, little princess, take good care of him and love him for us.

I don't mind my father being too old. When you were born, maybe he was thirty or even forty years old, but he got married so late for us, and the sacrifices he made for us made us feel bad. Believe it, beauty, even if dad is seventy or eighty years old, he is the most handsome man in the world.

Although dad is really rich, don't waste money. He lives a hard life. Of course he doesn't want you to experience that kind of poverty, but he also wants you to learn to be frugal. Besides, you know, all that money was earned by his blood and sweat on the stage when he was young. Believe it, Belle, Dad is really a hero.

Help dad take care of six old people. Dad is the baby of your big family. He is twice as happy as ordinary people, and so are you, my little princess. Help grandma run a shocking "cosmic canteen" and speak the purest Duke of Zhou dialect without fear or scruple like dad. Oh, little princess, your eight aunts must love you very much.

Take good care of dad's health. Don't stick to riding on his back and on a big horse. Your knees will hurt. Pretend not to see the scar on his leg, it is a beautiful mark left by his hard work. Remember citron tea gave him a drink. His voice is his life and self-esteem as a singer. Beauty dad is always in a daze, his muscles are so strong, but he still catches a cold for no reason. When dad is sick, look at him and nag him to rest more and don't let him run around the Han River. He will comfort you that you don't feel pain, and don't be deceived by his reluctant smile. In fact, his body may have been in unbearable pain.

Don't be scared by dad's tattoos, pierced ears and smoking. He was not a bad youth when he was young, but he was under too much pressure to solve it. Please understand him most profoundly. The tattoo on his back, "The Soul of TVXQ", TVXQ!! It is his soul. No TVXQ!! There are no heroes in the movie. We all know sadness. There are two words tattooed into the appearance of the treble clef, "It is the tears of the poor who are happy and powerful, and songs are more memorable than preaching." It's hard for you to understand at a young age, isn't it? Sometimes, dad is like a poet. "I hope to the end." Little princess, you have to accompany him to the end for us. But you have to look after him for us, and no new tattoos are allowed. My heart really hurts.

Dad likes to brag, doesn't he? There are so many mirrors at home, the wardrobe is full, and all kinds of bags on the sofa are actually because of dad, not mom. It would be extremely embarrassing for you to know. But dad has the capital to love beauty. Your skin is as white as porcelain, your lips are as pink as petals, your hair is elegant and your waist is slender. You are as jealous as we are, aren't you? It's okay, little princess. When you grow up, you will inherit your father's beauty and you will be elegant and gentle.

Be sure to pester dad to make you more delicious food. Cook at least one meal every day, and millions of people remember the promise he made in the program. Cooking is dad's self-esteem. Pickle pot, fried rice cake, chocolate pizza, grilled octopus ... Korean-style, Chinese-style and western-style, nutritious and delicious, to ensure that you are full. But you should remember to remind dad to put less pepper, otherwise the whole family can only watch a pot of red and scary Chili soup and cry silently except dad.

Dad has a seizure. Don't be too scared. He plays Superman with two spoons, says "it's sauce" with a soy sauce bottle, looks handsome with a black eye patch on his chin, pouts in front of the mirror with your hairpin pinned to his hair, keeps a bear and donkey Dumbo in his yard, and all his possessions are green frogs with big eyes ... At this time, beauty, you should get used to it like us and stay calm. Understand his reverse growth, his psychological age drops, and then despise him mercilessly for us.

Dad is very talented, isn't he? I can play the piano, sing, speak Japanese and Chinese and imitate vocal cords. With him, neither you nor your family will feel bored, but you should beg him to dance less. Like those shy people, they can only lift their arms, shoulders, waist and buttocks and twist them, or open their arms to pretend to be big birds and dance horizontally. As for the English and math problems you encounter in your homework, ask your mother and don't bother your stupid father.

When dad is crying silently in the corner, you may be afraid. In fact, he is not fragile. Kim Jae Jung is the strongest person in my heart, but sometimes she is too emotional. At that time, don't be silly and cry with him. He will feel sorry for the tears of his loved ones. Don't be at a loss and pretend not to see anything. Then he has to entangle his popularity in your heart. You just need to get close to him quietly, don't talk on his broad and thick back, give him warmth, rely on him, make him feel ashamed and lonely, and let him know that you will never leave and stay with him forever. Jealous of you, little princess, that's very kind of you. I wonder how many aunts want to comfort him like this.

Is dad still so shapeless when he plays with those four uncles? You should be familiar with Uncle Hao Yun who wears a tie but doesn't shave, Uncle One Day who is still at the forefront of the trend and has a changeable hairstyle, Uncle Handsome who laughs and calls "Enkangkang" wearing a ball suit, and Uncle Chang Min who carefully tutors your homework with intellectual glasses. Don't blame their eldest brother for being more noisy than you, because only those four uncles, together with your father, supported the growth, shared joys and sorrows for five years, ten years and a lifetime, and never let go of their clenched hands. Such a deep friendship is beyond your imagination. So, get along with Lv Zhi and them.

Little princess, if a strange sister and aunt give you candy, smile at you and talk to you, don't be surprised or run away in fear. Because they are different from those journalists who disturb your life, they are all kind people who love your father as much as you do. They are fairies, they are pollen, and they won't bother you or hurt you. They will always protect your happy family to the end.

Although reluctant, I am still willing to give you my favorite man. Now, my little princess, my beautiful son, please grow up healthily and beautifully. Please love him for me.

Jing Changmin's daughter

My dear little princess, you know, aunt, I seldom keep a diary in such a formal style. I like regular script, which is small and exquisite, but because it is for you, I decided to write in regular script, although you may not see it. Your father may not be young for you, but he is handsome, isn't he? He has a tall head, big eyes, and big eyes when he smiles. He looked forward to your birth. You don't need to work hard, but remember, you can't always make your father angry. It's really terrible that your father is angry.

My dear little princess, your father must be wearing glasses. Isn't he clever? Sometimes I may feel cold and ignore you, but think about it, your father was also concentrating on his work at that time, right? Leave him alone, and he won't talk to you. Don't be depressed, my little princess. Your father is a very careful and diligent person, you know?

My dear little princess, sometimes your father may turn out a bunch of CDs you don't know on a whim and hide in a small room to watch them happily. At this time, my little princess, you can't break into houses. You may know nothing, but your stupid father may blush and be embarrassed for days. At this time, just stay outside and wait for him to come out.

My dear little princess, my father is a very clever man, and of course he is a little narcissistic. Maybe when Uncle Zhong and others come, my father will suddenly lie down beside Uncle Zhong's mirror and say, "I really look like my predecessor Kontha!" Then my uncle will run away from school, and your father will smile proudly beside me. At that time, you couldn't tear down your father's desk, and don't wonder how these five big men could make a scene than you, because Uncle Hao Yun, Uncle Zaizhong and Uncle Junxiu used to take care of your father very, very much, and they were all an inseparable part of your father's life.

If you encounter something you don't understand in your study, I want to congratulate you. If you have any questions, just ask your father. He's fine. He can learn all subjects well. You must be excellent. Your father must be very strict with you in life and study, including etiquette, but you can't talk back to your father, he will be very sad, you know? That's his male chauvinism at work.

My dear little princess, you must remember to remind your father not to eat too fast. Although it has no effect on him, it really scares menstruation every time, for fear that he will choke. Your father likes eating very much, but he hasn't gained weight at all. In the future, his life will become idle, and I wonder if he will gain weight. But believe me, little princess, even if your father gains weight, he is still the most handsome fat man in the world. O(∩_∩)O

My dear little princess, your mother must be a lovely, good-tempered and coquettish person, right? Personality, you should learn from your mother, never learn from your father. You don't care about anything, and you are silly to say that you don't have a large proportion in TVXQ!! . If your father says he's not important, you must give him a little shoes and tell him that even now, there are still many people in the world who love him very, very much.

My dear little princess, if one day when you are walking with your father and uncles, many aunts suddenly smile at you and even give you a lot of candy and cookies, or when you are alone, let you take a lot of things home for your handsome and wise father. Never refuse them, and don't doubt whether your father did something he shouldn't have done. Your father loves you and your mother very much. He won't break up your family, and those aunts won't destroy your family. They just love your father and uncle. That love may last longer in the hearts of those aunts than your mother's love for your father.

My dear little princess, if you are a little prince, don't blame your aunt, just change the words in the article, because aunt I really like girls, maybe your father will give you a sister in the future, and it will be good to watch it with her then. But if you are a little prince, you shouldn't be naughty. You should be as mature as your father, but not as pessimistic as your father. You should be a little man and share the burden of this family on your father's shoulders, because your father is really trying to support this family where you can't see it.

My dear little princess and little prince, you must grow up healthily. The princess should be as beautiful as her mother and the prince should be as tall and handsome as her father. Don't think my aunt is wordy. You have no idea how much I want you to call me mom. I don't know how much I want to help your father by his side. Although I am not your mother, it is too much to ask of you, but don't hate your aunt. Because my aunt was really afraid that your father would get hurt, and she hoped that your father would be happy all his life, but she still gave him to your mother. Isn't that great? Haha ~ Aunt, I really wished your parents well at that time!

Well, my dear little princess, your father called you a little devil, and I really don't accept it, so my aunt always called you a little princess, but that doesn't mean you can spoil it. On the contrary, I hope you are a lovely, kind and elegant girl. My dear little princess, promise me to take good care of your father, and my aunt will promise you. My aunt will love you as her own child and will do her best to protect you. We can pull the hook.