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I am bored. I'm in the mood to talk about it.
1. Have you started again? Do you think this is a game? Can you resurrect with blood?
As long as you don't want to, it is not the time to give up.
3. Do you know what loneliness is? Just like you left without saying a word, I hate you while waiting for you in endless memories and cold wind.
I exhausted my strength and sincerity, and finally only touched myself.
Wandering between forgiveness and despair, the only feeling is injury! It hurts! ! It hurts! ! !
6. Next summer, this classroom will be crowded with people again. Unfortunately, it is not us anymore.
7. Forgive my greed and always want to keep all the people around me who are good to me.
8. The man who shut up must have hurt you deeply.
9. Do you know why your QQ is so quiet? Because you once ignored everyone for one person.
10. The tears I shed will burst your stomach if you swallow them.
1 1. That group held more than 30 meetings a day without saying a word.
12. The result of maintaining a relationship wholeheartedly is injury and loss.
13. Talk about space in a bad mood: one person, one city, life is miserable.
14. Maybe you have forgotten me long ago, at least you won't think of me. But you are always in my mind, in my deepest heart. It is always an incurable scar, and it hurts when touched.
15. I have always been strong and won't let you down. I'm really strong, right?
I am bored. I'm in the mood to talk about the latest articles.
1. I hope you are the kite in my hand. Cut the thread and you'll be free. I'd rather be the thread in your hand. The kite flew, but I'm still in your hand.
2. How much truth is hidden in our jokes? Who can understand it, who can see through it.
3. Status quo: It's freezing in the morning. After a tiring day, sleepy comrades applaud themselves.
Because of you, I am covered with thorns. What makes you say pain?
There is nothing wrong with him, but he didn't love me for a long time, just didn't stay for me, just loved at the wrong time, but didn't accompany me to the end.
6. I said I love you, and you said you believed me, but we are not together yet; I said you lied to me, you said you didn't, but you lied to me anyway.
7. You spent the best time with me in those years. I'm sorry I wasted my time.
8. When you think that the person you like likes you, you usually think too much.
9. Some people's wounds slowly fester under time, such as me.
10. Is there anyone in your QQ who doesn't want to delete but doesn't talk?
1 1. The most painful thing in life is that the person you secretly love talks about the person she secretly loves in front of you!
12. Please don't let go of your dreams quietly. Sooner or later, it will shine in your hands
13. Forget your promise and live the rest of your life alone.
14. Ask less of others and more of yourself; Less pressure on life, more sincere dedication; Less chasing, more peace; Less complaining, more gratitude and contentment. Sunshine is everywhere, and the flower of happiness is blooming.
15. I thought love could conquer everything, but sometimes she has no power. I thought that love can fill the regrets in life, but it is love that creates more regrets. Rain or shine, repeated in a love. For another person, the sky will not be blue forever.
Talking about hot articles in a troubled mood
1. Commitment is a wrestling match between men and women. Sometimes everyone is happy, but in most cases, both sides lose.
The young child is an innocent angel, so kind that people can't put it down. He will learn to hold his head high, just to prevent tears from falling from his eyes. Even if he is injured, he will turn around and tell you with a smile: I am fine, really fine.
Thanks to my imperfection, I can see who is really good to me.
You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.
What I am not good at is comfort and retention, so don't feel bad and don't leave. The only thing I can do is to stay with you all the time.
6. You should live your life the way you want. The problem is that you may not know what you want. You may have been bound by other people's thoughts.
7. People who understand know how to give up, sincere people know how to sacrifice, and happy people know how to be detached. For those who don't love themselves, what they need most is understanding, giving up and blessing. Too much self-love is begging for charity. To love and be loved is a happy thing. Don't let them become pain.
8. Not everyone is entitled to monopolize my group.
9. Being with you, being with you, and having no intention of leaving.
10. Have you ever seen that you like someone very much, but you always secretly look at Ta from the corner of your eye?
1 1. I have always loved you as a friend, but you just don't know it.
12. You never know how much people who miss you love you.
13. What I didn't ask you became the reason why I hid my love for you.
14. The world is still black and white without you.
15. The heart is the biggest liar. Others can lie to you for a while, but they will lie to you for a lifetime.
16. I am a flower that gives up halfway. After despair, I am still waiting to drive, waiting to get lost.
17. Don't hurt the person who loves you with decisive words when you are in a bad mood.
18. Loneliness is an attitude, loneliness is an idea, loneliness is a weapon, and sometimes even fatal.
19. The cruelest thing in the world is that you know I like you, but you don't know.
20. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love, just meeting you in my most beautiful years. Xu zhimo
2 1. When you make up your mind to take a road, don't look around. No matter how beautiful the scenery is, don't linger. You should know your purpose. You should be clear about what your iron heart is pursuing and where it is, and remind yourself from time to time.
22. Go out for a walk, don't let bad emotions confuse the world and panic your heart.
23. Many people come into your life just to teach you a lesson and then turn around and leave.
I deleted you, but I remembered your qq. I just look for you again and again, but I will never bother you.
25. One day I will walk away from you silently. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.
26. The first acquaintance is always so beautiful, but the process is so boring and the result is even more painful.
27. The stories of the past will always be told in become memories. They will hurt, cry and remember.
28. Flowers bloom and thank people for coming and going. If you are destined to be a passer-by, why bother?
29. Draw a life-and-death game and write an ending for our story.
30. In this life, I hope that the years will be quiet and the world will be stable, and I can see his smile every day.
It's too hot. Tell me about it.
It's too hot. Talk about humor. 1. Two strangers came to Chongqing, and then, and then they got acquainted.
When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.
In today's weather, instant noodles can be soaked in tap water directly! Hope to adopt
If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.
5. Special note: Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation. . .
6. I want to go to the headmaster's house to take a bath when the water is cut off in this heat ...'
In this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.
I would rather cry in the air-conditioned room than laugh under the electric fan. . .
9. The table is too hot. . . So that a mosquito was scalded to death. . .
10. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. It was so hot to sleep with him.
1 1. Mosquitoes don't bite people, they only bite cold water pipes.
12. Lying on the mat feels like iron beef tenderloin.
13. Why does this summer mat feel like an electric blanket ~
14. The car does not need to be ignited when it is started.
15. Houyi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun! !
The weather is so hot that I am in the mood to say classic 1. I need air conditioning in every cell.
2. Every child who went to school in Chongqing was an angel with broken wings in his last life ... sauna in summer, refrigerator in winter, flaming mountain in sunny days, and water curtain cave in rainy days. It will be the Monkey King in four years, and you won't die anywhere!
I can't buy raw eggs.
My body is dying of heat in Chongqing ... my soul will be with you. ...
Chongqing will stage a realistic film with heavy taste: the whole city is hot to death.
6. It's too hot * If you buy a basket of eggs and go home, you will become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table was too hot, and the mahjong was burnt as soon as it was coded.
7. You can wear the clothes after washing them.
I just took a bath with sea water.
9. Girl, marry the headmaster with air conditioning in the dormitory.
10. I've been thinking that if I kidnap the principal, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live …
1 1. The hot sweat that came out when I slept soaked my heart.
12. Reagan noodles don't need cooking.
13. If we go on like this, it won't be a broken wing. The wing has melted. . . !
14. If I die of a fever in Chongqing, brothers, remember to collect the body. Thank you. . . There must be air conditioning in the coffin.
15. By summer, we will eventually die of heat!
It's too hot. Let's start with Rewen 1. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and barbecue, and only a garlic between me and scallops!
It's too hot to stop!
Inviting you out to eat in this weather must be the difference between life and death, and it must be a lifelong event!
In this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.
5. The worst summer in the history of unscrupulous spit! Little buddy, are you greasy?
Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.
7. It's so hot that it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket!
8. The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense!
9. It's hot and annoying. It's always annoying to see yourself in the mirror.
10. It's as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.
1 1. Special note: Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.
12. Lying in bed is braised in brown sauce, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting out of bed, going out for barbecue, boiling in the swimming pool, frying it raw on the way back, and going home!
13. The porcelain touching industry, which was most affected by high temperature, was completely shut down!
14. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.
15. The sun in July is vicious and makes people sweat.
16. The sun in July hangs in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seem to be melted by the sun and disappear without a trace.
17. I'd rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!
18. You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!
19. I met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances!
20. God, you should let everyone know that this summer was contracted by the Flame Mountain!
I'm tired of cutting off water. I knew it.
Today's club festival, I rehearsed the program for a long time, but I still couldn't come to the stage because of the power failure. But I still have a little sense of accomplishment in my heart. After all, you have tried. It's all experience Medical university is really annoying. If something goes wrong, it will cut off power, network and water. Finally, snail powder is really delicious! ! Thanks to the lady who painted me!
I'm tired of cutting off water. I knew it.
First, what is more disgusting than taking a bath and stopping water is that this water pipe is frozen.
Second, there are many things, all piled up together. During the day, the company loses power and there is no water supply in the dormitory at night. The whole person is bored.
Third, washing clothes, soup chicken and killing fish are all here. If the water is cut off, it depends on this well.
4. Why do you always stop water supply for no reason recently? I am bored to death. I was just about to make breakfast. There was not a drop of water in the tap. Hey, do I live in the mountains?
5. The sound of the big iron Buddha's car every morning is an alarm clock. The New Year is a traffic jam, water is cut off, and the sun is going to barbecue together! Ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm tired of cutting off water, electricity and the internet, even though the data is still so rubbish.
Six, the so-called old school is that there is no hot water in winter and no frozen water in summer. Occasionally, the water pipe bursts and there is no elevator to sweat on the roof. You can't pump water after going to the toilet, you can only flush it with a hose.
Seven, get up early in the morning, cut off water and electricity, so live a life of no cell phone, no network at home, no cooking, no washing and cleaning, and no going downstairs!
At night, my brother and I took me to get glasses, and the degree went up again. Oh, I'm a little sad. The water is cut off. I'm so tired that I want to take a bath.
Nine, I just heard that a classmate is gone and can't get together. I asked who it was, but I didn't expect it to be the little fat guy who had a very good relationship with me and copied my homework and went home together after school. He smelled of cumin. When there was no water at home last year, you went downstairs to fetch water, and we were still chatting together. Anything could happen. Have a nice trip.
It's been a week since the water was cut off, and I don't know when the water will come. It's really annoying Three children are sick together, and my nose is not good.
XI。 What's going on today? With the deepest pain, you can disintegrate the heaviest yearning for the 7: 00 earthquake. At the moment, the weather is overcast, with sandstorms and heavy rain in the afternoon. Then cut off water and electricity! It's so hot in the morning.
12. Can you tell me why the water is stopped in the middle of the bath every day? No matter how long it takes, stopping water for three days in a row is toxic or sick.
Thirteen, playing cards with someone and my brother, and now I have come back to stop the water supply. Fortunately, I won some money, otherwise I would be angry!
14. I forgot to pay the water bill. . . Water is cut off tonight. It's really inconvenient without water. I was wrong, wasn't I?
Fifteen, it is annoying to stop water again and again.
Sixteen-year-old, I came to a pool of menstrual blood, and my makeup didn't wear off. You poured me water, Lao Zi! ! ! Woz.
Seventeen, the water was cut off in the middle of the night, and it was too sad for the three sisters to come out to find the toilet at this time.
Eighteen, stop water in the New Year! Really speechless! Municipal departments take money from ordinary people, not personnel! Ping' an road stops water! Near the Yue Ming Hotel!
Nineteen, the water was cut off at home in the morning, and some fool impatiently wiped his face and left. The remaining two unkempt people went to the office building to rub water and wash, and one of them was still wearing slippers. This kind of encounter should only happen once!
Twenty, I'm going crazy. I was bored enough without taking a shower, and I met a difficult sister. Mom buys a batch ~
Twenty-one, there are many relatives these days. Before you leave home, check the valves at home, especially if the water is cut off or the water pipe leaks a little, so as to avoid soaking water at home due to water ingress or other reasons, and even hurting the neighbors downstairs. You see, if the fourth floor leaks, it will damage the third floor and the second floor, and you have to pay for the New Year!
At the age of 22, I was awakened by Ma Pan's phone call in my sleep early in the morning. Get up and wash my mouth and face, and stop the water immediately! ! I can't go out without washing my hair, so I quickly finished it, took a photo at leisure, and then this scene appeared on my mobile phone, hahahaha.
23. I know you are very tired, lying still, and you are afraid of the dark without water and electricity here.
Twenty-four, how many times have I translated the North China Plain? The water was cut off at 0: 00 in the morning, and the ipad was too cold to charge the electricity. Two cockfights were crowded together at home. I turned on the light on the roof, and the light shone on the wind, and the wind pushed the snow. The snow has fallen, and the sky is dark, as if God is scraping dust from the bottom of the pot to the world. There was no sound except mother's snoring.
Twenty-five, really annoying! Be sure to cut off the water! How do I wash my face and brush my teeth?
Twenty-six, one night, I took the wrong bus and waited until it froze into a dog. After the shower, after the shower, the water is cut off. Today, I asked Liu miserable to sleep with me.
Let's enter the primitive society. On the last night away from home, it snowed heavily, and the key to water and power cuts was cold.
Twenty-eight, Chinese New Year, can be said to be on the bar with the bath. The first bath is without water, and the second bath has no hot water. I wonder what my mother thinks. There is hot water every day. Just today, she unplugged the water heater.
Twenty-nine, today is very annoying, God is very annoying, even if the power is cut off, even if the water is cut off, even if you study with a desk lamp, you will be bitten by mosquitoes. My whole body itches, and the dead mosquito bites me through my pants. Mmp, I can't stand it! I am angry with my bad temper! ! ! !
I'm tired of always stopping the water supply. I can't do any work.
3 1. As soon as I woke up this morning, my grandmother told me to stop the water supply. . . What's with the water cut on the fifth day? . . Ask the right door. There is water at home. . . Oh ~ ~ ~ it's frozen!
A passionate wife doesn't need a kiss! People in the city think the countryside is good. Tap water can be stopped if it is not cold. Now the groundwater pumped by farmers in Shanghe is clear, so they don't have to bear the responsibility.
The bath card was charged in early March, 100 yuan. I lost my bathing card in the middle, leaving only 50 yuan. I need to change it to 10 yuan. I am addicted to novels tonight. /kloc-I went to take a shower at 0: 30, and found that the water was cut off and the new card was gone. Same as last time. I am bored to death! ! !
I can't live without my father at home. The water dispenser needs him to carry water, relatives at home need him to be worldly, and water and power cuts need him, even my mother and I can't finish it. Go home tonight, the water is cut off. My father didn't come back until this time. I showed him that it was the color of the main valve. According to Xiaoyan's thinking, my father has a strong sense of responsibility and is good at thinking of others. My mother is a person who will cry because of her husband's happiness from beginning to end. However, they are not harmonious at all now. The most harmonious time was when they were evenly matched when they were young. Therefore, once you start to give up something, give the other person the leading role in life, stop being responsible for your own life and lose your thinking about life, you will find that you will give up more and more things. When the strength of the two sides is very different, contradictions will arise.
For me in Inner Mongolia, it's just the peak season, not the Spring Festival! Although I have been to Weizhou Island for three years, I still think the Spring Festival and down jacket are more suitable! [Covering your face] [Covering your face] [Covering your face] I was worried that Xiaoman didn't sleep all night last night, but I got busy early this morning because of the water cut! Also hospitable, people are very reasonable! Now everything is settled, get some sunshine, and see you later!
Thirty-six, the old aunt has nothing to worry about when she sees small fresh meat! Wash your face and brush your teeth with a bottle of 500 ml mineral water this morning! It's time to cut off the water. Stop going to the hospital! Do you hate it?
Thirty-seven, I took a bus all day, and the hotel stopped water and electricity during the bath. After sleeping for nearly two hours, I was pulled up to visit the scenic spots and didn't go out until after 6 o'clock. I really took a trip. Why do you want to make yourself sick? No matter how beautiful the scenery is, I am not in the mood to travel. I have a headache.
38. The screen of the mobile phone is broken, and the front camera has become a slag pixel. The sixth floor is still without water supply, and it is still hot, greasy, uncomfortable, annoying and annoying.
Thirty-nine, I got up this morning and stopped the water supply. It turned out that the water pipe was broken and was being repaired. The broken water pipe was repaired for the second time. On the second day of the lunar new year, the water was cut off.
Forty, stop the water. It's really annoying I don't want to do anything.
Forty-one, today I went to Chimelong Wildlife Park to watch the white tiger diving performance. I didn't arrive at the zoo until after 3 o'clock. The last one went to play by train, and there was a circus after a while. Oh, my God! The expression in the picture is because Xiao Pang took his sister to brush her teeth. In order not to let her play with the water, tell her that the water has been cut off and that she will come to the water after drinking the milk, hahahahahaha.
42. Alas, the water supply company is so boring that people don't drink water.
Forty-three, the water is cut off again! Stop once a month. Is Dongzhou Road the center? Where the water pipe bursts and the water is low, the water stops at Dongzhou Road! !
Forty-four, water cut off during the Chinese New Year. I said I was playing with the demon spirit and asked my mother why she said not to disturb the tea service. My consciousness is too high.
Forty-five, did someone take me to your house to take a bath? My family is short of water and has stopped water supply. I asked my dad where to pay the water fee. He said calmly that he didn't know. The key is that my parents went back to their hometown to pay New Year's greetings, and I was the only one who needed water at home.
46. How did you spend the year without water, electricity and heating? The key is that there is no network.
Forty-seven, I should go and see my dad for the New Year ~ Because of the water cut, I can't wash my hair and take a bath in this village ~
Forty-eight, tired of eating, didn't go home to take a shower and sleep. As a result, when I was wearing shower gel, the power and water were cut off. Can I recite more today? God opposes me. I cried yesterday, and I'm tired of crying today. I cry every day.
Forty-nine, Zhejiang dead pigs go down the river. But fortunately, there is no water cut off. If anyone recalls the spring of 20xx! There are a group of young people in colleges and universities who are in danger of being killed by roommates; It rained for 7749 days in a row in Guangzhou, which will probably start from this.
50. If you know I'm going out, I'll have to use expired gel water all morning.
The most desperate thing is to decide to wash your hair, but the water has stopped. I struggled for a long time and decided to wash it tomorrow.
Fifty-two, living in a steamer during the day and stopping water at night, I am so annoyed and my life is so difficult. Damn it, Wuhan nmsl
I can't eat without water and electricity. I'm fed up with grievances. I can't stand this.
Fifty-four, during the Spring Festival, it is said that water is safe? On the second day of the Lunar New Year, Greentown Water actually played with me. How to play on the 23rd floor?
55. On the second day of the Lunar New Year, the whole town stopped water supply, and the day of reunion was very happy. On the third day of the lunar new year, the family is happy.
Fifty-six, somewhere the water pipe was frozen and cracked, and the water was stopped ~ The donkey told me to pick up the water, and I looked at the eye pipe and said, Nothing, it didn't stop! I didn't answer it! After a while, it stopped.
57. The water supply in the service area has been stopped. Come on, they are all people who want to go to Wuhan.
Fifty-eight, the water is stopped on the fourth day of the lunar new year. What kind of trouble is this? There is no water at home now. Are we going to put on Shangganling? I can't do anything when I get up so early ~
Fifty-nine, the Chinese New Year has been interrupted for three consecutive days. Almighty Weibo, please tell me where to complain.
Sixty, a broken community, water is cut off every day. Don't let anyone live. I am bored to death. The internet speed is so slow, can you stop? Can you turn off the TV? Is it noisy? I must go out tomorrow. I'm bored! !
Sixty-one is simply a decision to make a decision. At 7 o'clock in the evening of New Year's Eve, the water supply in the whole town will be gradually stopped and resumed at 6 o'clock the next morning. Fuck you. Your mind is full of shit.
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1, it's trapped in the swamp, I can't bear the love, and my helpless sadness.
Wandering in the past, you make me tired.
3. The most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to stick it on yourself!
4, recognize everything, do not explain because it is not necessary.
5, not arrogant, not fooling around, just tired of relying on everything.
6. Life seems simple, but it is so hard.
7. It's tiring to toss yourself every day, and I feel really tired.
8, numbness, perhaps because things around you are becoming more and more meaningless.
9. Sometimes I feel so tired that I really want to forget.
10, I'm too tired to bear any blow about our love.
1 1, you have completely hurt me.
12, I like this world to balance everything with death.
13, any feelings maintained with enthusiasm make me feel tired.
14, since you don't trust me, I am tired if you are tired. Why don't you let go?
15, no one can say that love is tired, because you are not qualified to say tired!
16, when you said to forget me, I was silent and didn't say a word, because I couldn't say it.
How long can this world last?
18, a person will have no temperature and no heart for a long time.
19, don't be together without absolute trust, it will be very tired.
20. I don't even know how to shed tears for the wound that lost my soul.
2 1, a person cries, a person laughs, a person's life, and gradually becomes numb to love.
22. I'm so tired, I can't tell you how sad I am.
23. In fact, after a long time, everyone will change.
24. Don't bother when you are tired.
25. I am very tired, but I don't know where I am tired. I want to talk, but I can't speak.
26, I have been numb to love, what reason is there to accept love?
27, heartless talk, I will not, sincere love, I am afraid of being tired.
28, love, for a long time, tired, tired, scattered, weak, tired.
29. Don't expect too much and don't rely too much.
Don't wait until I'm tired to say you love me.
3 1, weak is weak. I feel tired anyway.
32. If you are tired, go to bed. I wonder if it is useful to cover your heart with a quilt.
I guess what you think, you doubt my heart, I am tired, I just want to get along simply and keep the safest distance!
34. I don't remember liking you.
35. We are tired because we often hesitate between persistence and giving up.
36. I want a relief, a relief from pain.
37. It's over, dragging my tired body down the deserted street.
38. You don't hurt, but my heart hurts, you know? I really love you. I'm so tired. Why is it best for you to betray me like this?
39. I want to cry when I look at this photo, and I want to cry when I hear sad songs. I'm tired of recalling the past.
40. I'm tired and don't want to get entangled in repeated individuals. People who love me won't let me wait that long.
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