Humorous jokes about making sentences

Lead: We all like positive people, because they give people positive energy, so jokes are positive energy in your life. Below I have compiled some humorous jokes about sentence making for you, hoping to help you. Welcome to read!

Humorous jokes about making sentences

1, title: thank you ... because ......

The child wrote: I want to thank my mother because she helps me with my homework every day. ......

Teacher's comment: Your homework was written by your mother! ! ! ! ! ! !

2. Sentence title: Sadness

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, so sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder. ......

3. Subject of the sentence: If

Children write: soda is not as nutritious as juice.

Children write: Don't drink juice if it tastes bad.

Teacher's comment: Orz .....

4. Title: Simple

Children write: The cake is crisp and delicious!

Teacher's comment: (speechless) .......... =. =

5. title: genius

The child wrote: I take a bath every three days.

Teacher's comment: I have to wash it every day to be clean ~ ~

6. Subject of the sentence: 1? Convenient?

The child wrote: As soon as I walked out of the gate, there was a convenience store opposite.

There's another blind man?

The child wrote: My brother defecates as soon as he finishes eating.

Teacher's comment: Don't make random sentences. ...

7. Subject of the sentence: while ......

The child wrote: there is someone on the left and someone on the right.

8. Subject of the sentence: Very

The child wrote: I don't know what very means.

Teacher's comment: I don't know what to ask. ....

9. Title: Because ......

The child wrote: I was born in this world because of my parents.

Teacher's comment: Deduct 5 points ....

10, divide up

Child: A big fool can't tell right from wrong.

Teacher: Even a little fool can't tell the difference.

1 1, a delicious sentence

Children: What a sweet fart.

Teacher:

12, and make sentences

Child: A train passes by, besides, besides. .....

Teacher:?

13, no ... no ... not to mention. ...

There are no stray cats, dogs and tramps in the school.

14, rapid progress

When I went home to open the door, my dog strode towards me.

15, topic: one side? Side?

The child wrote: He took off his clothes and put on his trousers.

Teacher's comment: Does he want to take it off or wear it?

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