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A girl in my class was listening to the walkman in the back row. When her ears were blocked, she spoke loudly and said to her deskmate, "Please let me know when the teacher comes." Almost all the students heard it. The teacher is no exception, looking at that classmate and saying, "I can't go there!" " "

At a school party, teachers (more than 60 elderly women) gave up the project. The students booed: the teacher also gave a program and danced. A boy shouted, "Dance a pole!" The teacher didn't understand the meaning of pole dancing, thinking that she was going to dance, and quickly said, "I'm old, but I was ok when I was young, everyone ..."

In high school, we had exams. We had a geography class. The teacher reported a place name on it, and we answered minerals below. After talking about many places, the teacher suddenly asked, "What is produced in Jiangnan?" The boys in the class said in unison: "Jiangnan produces beautiful women!"

Sitting in the last row to sleep, next to the back door of the classroom, my deskmate wakes me up every time after class, and then I go straight out of the classroom to bathe in the sunshine. Once in class, the teacher asked me to answer questions for the first time. I was awakened by my deskmate while sleeping. I got up and pushed the door out of the classroom. Five minutes later, I felt very strange outside the classroom, and then I hurried back to the classroom. All the teachers and students were frightened.

In high school, the political teacher said in class: "Developed capitalist countries, especially the United States, always bully other countries when they are strong. Our socialist China will not be like this. Even if it is strong, it will not bully others ... "My deskmate replied," How do you know if you are strong? " The whole class burst into laughter.