Seek romantic love jokes, not yellow ones. It doesn't need to be long, just a few. Please. It's urgent,

The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself in two to play badminton. Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four pieces to play mahjong. Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried and said, "why are you so stupid?" You will die if you cut so hard! " Father earthworm said weakly ... I suddenly want to play football.

Girlfriend: Can we break up?

Boyfriend: No.

Girlfriend: Why?

Boyfriend: Just like the buns in this canteen. If you take a bite, will people change it for you?

Girlfriend: But you are not as good as I thought.

Boyfriend: Just like the buns in this canteen. You wanted to eat meat buns, but you took them by mistake. You took a bite, but you didn't want to change it for you. Did you throw them away? Make do with it.

Girlfriend: Oh ...