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The weather is getting colder. Speak for my brother.

First, there are always some friends that I cherish most in my life. There are always days in a year that are hard to forget. From autumn to summer, from strange to familiar, although I can't always greet, I always remember: pay attention to adding quilts at night in cold weather and clothes during the day!

Second, it's cold, the bear got into the tree hole, the snake was busy molting, and you became lazy. I want to sleep when I am full. Your partner told you to go back to your nest to hibernate. Remember to reply to my message before hibernation.

Third, it's cold, please pay attention: in order to let everyone have a warm winter, don't tell cold jokes, don't be humorous, and don't send cold messages. Please respond positively and wish everyone a warm winter!

4. It takes 3 seconds for a meteor to cross, 1 day for the moon to rise, 1 year for the earth to rotate, 24 hours for missing someone and a lifetime for loving someone, but it only takes 1 second to say a kind word: Take care! It's cold, don't catch a cold!

On behalf of the central and local governments, I would like to extend my cordial greetings to the vast iron wire piles, Chinese cabbage in spring, watermelon seedlings in summer, spinach soup in autumn and vegetable baskets in winter: it's cold, add more clothes!

6. Say hello softly. Are you busy? Pay attention to hygiene when changing seasons, drink more boiled water, add clothes, it will be cold sooner or later, be careful to catch cold, take care of yourself, be happy and safe!