Telephone interactive joke

One day Xiaohua asked his father, "Dad, what's the difference between being angry, angry, mad and crying?" 」

Xiaohua's father said, "I will do an experiment and you will understand." 」

So, he opened the phone book, casually found a XX named Lin and dialed the telephone. ...

As soon as the phone is connected, Xiaohua's father will press the amplification key to let Xiaohua hear clearly-

Xiaohua's father: Is Lee Teng-hui there?

Lin XX: You have the wrong number.

Xiaohua's father: Please, is Lee Teng-hui there?

Lin XX: I tell you, you have the wrong number!

Then he hung up.

Later, Xiaohua's father called again-

Xiaohua's father: Is Lee Teng-hui there?

Lin XX: Who is it? You have the wrong number.

Xiaohua's father: Is Lee Teng-hui there?

Lin XX: Damn, God is sick.

Hang up again.

Xiaohua's father dialed again-

Xiaohua's father: Is Lee Teng-hui there?

Lin XX: Who the hell are you? Stop being bored!

Xiaohua's father: I'm Lien Chan. I'm looking for Lee Teng-hui-

Lin XX: SB, I'm still Chen Shui-bian. Go to s! !

Then throw away the phone.

Xiaohua's father told Xiaohua, "This is anger. Next, let you see what anger is. 」

Xiaohua's father dialed again-

Xiaohua's father: Is Lee Teng-hui there?

Lin XX: You are going to be beaten, aren't you? Call Lee Teng-hui to the presidential palace! Damn it, if you dare to fight again, just try. ...

Say that finish more vigorously swinging the phone.

Xiaohua's father told Xiaohua, "This is anger. Next, let you see what is crazy. 」

Then, Xiaohua's father dialed again. This time, it took a while before someone answered. As soon as the phone is connected-

Lin xx: x your mother! Fuck you, you old ...

(while Lin XX swore ...)

Xiaohua's father: Excuse me, is this Lin Mansion?

Lin XX: Oh ... Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, because someone played a prank. I didn't mean to scold you.

Xiaohua's father: It doesn't matter. Is Lee Teng-hui there?

Lin XX: Wow! ! Your mother card is very good. ...

This time, Xiaohua's father hung up the phone before he finished cursing.

"This is crazy," Xiaohua's father told Xiaohua. "Do you understand? 」

"Well," Xiaohua nodded, "but-what do you mean" in distress situation "? 」

Xiaohua's father smiled and called Lin XX again. Lin XX quickly picked up the phone-

Lin XX: Hello! You fucking want to ...

Xiaohua's dad: I'm Lee Teng-hui. Did someone call me just now?