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Our secret composition is limited to one day, and we can definitely add it after typing.

1.

"What? ! I was shaken into the S, which is unfair. Mom, tell me, this is not true! " I asked crazily, never accepting the truth. Mother said calmly, "Is it fair to shake the number at the beginning of Xiaoshengchu now?" Say that finish, and left. I just sat there and I didn't know what I was going to do.

It all comes from-when our district was in junior high school, you either waved the number or chose a school. And I chose the school. There are two middle schools here. They are very close, but their reputations are far apart. One is the experiment in Y middle school, a famous good school here. They award prizes one way or another every year. Many rich people can't get in if they want to, unless you have an unusual relationship. Good students are also crowded there, even if you are a poor student. As long as you go there, your neighbors will think that you have a bright future. And me! I was moved to the middle school-S without the care of the lucky god. Nominally, it is a second-rate middle school, but the school spirit is extremely poor. I heard that there are still cases of killing people! It's chilling.

hey! Not only is the middle school that I have expected for many years gone, but now even the eyes of my neighbors have changed, as if I am also a wild child, and everyone who goes there will become a bad boy. Several of my good friends also advised me to let my parents have a lesbian relationship, otherwise everything would be ruined if I went there. I think I'm beginning to hate it. Why is the world so unfair to me? My grades are very good, but I'm shaken into S; And those poor students were all assigned to Y. I was angry. I didn't want to. I just couldn't swallow this tone. This day, my father came to talk to me, and I said in a fit of pique, "It doesn't matter, I'll go to S middle school." Dad shook his head and walked away, leaving me only silence ...

Finally, it's time for a thorough exam. My mother asked me to take it seriously. She said, you should join a rocket class here and be a "chicken head"! Sure enough, a week later, the results were finally announced. As expected, I got the first place in the whole grade, and it was a perfect score. The teachers congratulated me and said that I had come to them right. The rocket class here was no worse than Y, and I listened to a casual smile. At this moment, I suddenly saw the second place in the whole grade, only away from me. Five points! At this time, the classmate next to me exclaimed, "I didn't expect this school to have two top students!" " I suddenly felt that life here was meaningful, and with competition, I didn't come for nothing. I really want to get to know this character quickly! Sure enough, a beautiful woman came up to me and said with a smile, "Hello, my name is Cheng Fei, and you are the rain dew who got full marks!" I also smiled politely and said, "It's me. Nice to meet you! You must be the second place! I hope we can make friends! " "Well, good! In the future, we should help each other! Hehe. " She said happily.

in the future, of course, I don't need to tell you that we are very close. And I found that she is not only my deskmate, but also lives downstairs, which makes our relationship better. Go to school together every day, leave school together, and eat something by the way. In every exam, our scores are equal, either I am the first or she is the first. Originally, I thought that life would always go on in such an interesting and happy way, but the development of things surprised me ... < P > In the third grade, at this critical time, one of their top students in Y was asked to come to us and learn from each other. As long as we treat this student well, we will share the top students in S and Y every year. Although I don't know what medicine is sold in the gourd in Y, S also promised that he would come to our class at the request of the top student. Cheng Fei, my best friend, and I were discussing how the boy named "Xi Lu" came to us when the top student was born. "Hello! Hmm? It's you, Yulu! " He smiled charmingly. "Well, hello!" As I spoke, I searched my brain with great urgency. Do I know this man? How else would he know my name? A series of question marks appeared in my mind, but in the end there was no result. Fortunately, Cheng Fei interrupted me and asked me in a low voice, "Do you know him?" I shook my head and she wondered, how could he know me? Finally, class begins, which breaks our silence and the discussion in the classroom. However, we found that he was not as simple as we thought. As soon as the teacher entered the classroom, he said, "This is the best student in Y. You must learn from each other. By the way, I haven't asked where you want to sit?" The teacher is so kind to him that he lets himself choose his position! ) "I want to sit next to the rain and dew." He said. Ah! I almost cried out, so my best friend had to give way. The whole class is sighing there. He has a good eye! And I feel very unlucky. Hey! It's the exam again. I'm as sure as a gun, but I'm ranked second, and you certainly didn't expect that the stream turned out to be the first. Naturally, my best friend is only the third. The classmates began to surround him and said that he had defeated the myth of our class. Moreover, some people even said that he was his idol. I said to my best friend with malicious intent, "I think he is the object of vomiting!" " The best friend nodded, and we decided not only to embarrass him in his studies, but also to punish him! So we used the worst moves: "I am a pig, ugly, and unloved" on his back, and asked Mr. Li to slap him to answer the question. Now, hee hee ... Sure enough, as soon as he stood up, the whole class burst into laughter. He tore off the note with grace, and instead of swallowing it, he said, "How can we be so lovely people that no one loves us! I think someone is jealous! " Cheng Fei was really impatient and stood up and said, "You are still cute, I think you are jealous!" Xi Lu smiled and said, "I didn't say anything about you. What are you angry about!" " I couldn't see my best friend being laughed at again, so I said, "You have the ability to dominate the country, why don't you go back to your Y!" A classmate shouted "Yes" at the bottom, and I began to feel proud. Who told you to fight with me? But he said, "I'm here to help you correct your mistakes. You see, your school is still engaged in these dirty tricks!" " In this way, we kept fighting, and the teacher didn't attend class, asking the students to learn our debating ability, as if this were a debate.

Today, after school, my best friend and I saw the stream, so we stopped him and said to him, "What have we done to you? You have been giving us a hard time!" "I didn't give you a hard time, but you really don't remember me, Yulu?" He asked doubtfully. I said, "I don't know you well!" " He said angrily, "All right! Then I will tell you a joke! Xiaoxi's brain is very stupid, so I often call you a pig. You are a pig. Once I called you a pig in public, but you replied,' I am not a pig!' "Cheng Fei immediately reacted:" You are the pig! " But the stream didn't respond, but I said, "Are you ... a stream?" Xi Lu nodded and I said, "When did you change your name?" He said grumpily, "Xiaoxi is my nickname!" " Oh, no wonder his first word is brook! We talked excitedly here, but Cheng Fei asked, "Do you know each other?" I nodded and said, "When I was in kindergarten, he was in my class. He was stupid, so I called him a pig. Once, in front of everyone, I said that the pig was strange. Help me to get a glass of water. Who knows that I angered him that time, and he shouted that I was not a pig, and the whole class burst into laughter. So far, I still remember ... haha ... "Xi Xu said unhappily:" Since then, I have been cramming crazily to make myself smarter, so now my grades are good! Because I'm going to take revenge after my grades get better, I'm a little scared and say, "You won't take revenge now!" I can help you and make your grades better! " Xiliu pretended to think and said, "That's ... OK! But ... "Cheng Fei said impatiently:" Don't keep people's appetite, say it quickly! " Xi Lu said with a sly smile, "Let me tell you a secret!" " I don't think he will have any secrets like that. It's probably a trap, so I pulled up Cheng Fei and ran, regardless of the image of a lady. "Hey, I finally got rid of it!" I panted. Cheng Fei was a little absent-minded and just said, "He has secrets, too ... Well, let's walk home! We should review well and meet the graduation exam! " Seriously, Cheng Fei didn't tell me, I really forgot, haha ...

I volunteered for the senior high school entrance examination (that is, the school you want to go to). I asked Cheng Fei, where do you fill it in? As for her, she seems to have no goal, just saying whatever you want. I'm in a dilemma. Let's go to school. Although the school is not very good, I'm used to it. Besides, there are so many good students and teachers! Winning in y has always been my dream, and I have never given up! At this moment, I said, "You fill in Y, where the teachers are good and the competition is strong. Isn't that all you love?" Besides, going out also has face! Anyway, Cheng Fei is up to you, and I'm going. Isn't that right? " I hesitated, but finally I nodded. This is when the teacher suddenly asked me, Cheng Fei and Xi Lu to go to his office. We all felt very strange, but we went anyway. As soon as I entered the door, the teacher smiled and said, "The school said that as long as you are willing to stay here, you will not only be exempted from fees, but also be guaranteed to study abroad. How about that?" I looked at the teacher's smile and felt very uncomfortable, as if I had left my self-esteem behind in order for us to go to his school. That's why I chose Y. When filling in the volunteers, all three of us did not hesitate to fill in Y, so the teacher was very angry, but I had already ignored it. Sure enough, the senior high school entrance examination is fair and just. The three of us entered Y with the top five scores in the whole district, which also let everyone in the community know that there are also good grades in S, not everyone is a bad boy, and we can't just trust famous schools!

I entered the high school-experiment in Y with a happy mood, and found two familiar faces-Xi Lu and Cheng Fei. I was really happy that we were in the same class again. But Cheng Fei and Xi Lu said at the same time: "I have a secret!" " With that, the two of them looked at each other, so Xi Lu said first, "Actually, I am the son of the principal in Y, but my mother heard that there seemed to be top students in S, hoping they could come, so she let me go, but later I found that you were very nice, and one of them was my kindergarten classmate, so I sincerely invited you to come over and asked my mother to arrange a class for us ..." Cheng Fei and I were surprised from ear to ear. Tell me! " Cheng Fei took a deep breath and said, "Actually, at the beginning of junior high school, I was shaken into Y, but I heard that all my neighbors with better grades than me had read S, so I was not qualified to read Y, so I took the pressure and read S to comfort the dew rain, lest you ..." Before Cheng Fei finished, I was already crying. Yes, if there was no Cheng Fei, there would be no me now. -regardless of parents' opposition; Regardless of the strange eyes of neighbors; Despite the ridicule of my classmates ... I resolutely chose S, what is greatness and what is tolerance, and I finally had a deep understanding. Suddenly I felt that I was far behind Cheng Fei. I was really selfish ... The shiny peas fell down again, but I immediately dried my tears and said to them, "I announce that I have a secret, too!" They all leaned in and said, "What is it?" "I won't tell you, hehe ..." I said with a smile through tears. Just listen to the sound of "cutting"!

Actually, the secret is simple: I swear, you will always be my dearest friends in this life!

Second,

There is a big vegetable garden next to the north gate of my community, and the door is very small. If you don't look closely, you really can't see that there is a vegetable garden inside.

and at the end of the vegetable garden is our secret base. There is a steep slope on the left side of the vegetable garden. If you go there in summer, there will be a "wooshing" sound in your ears when you run from the top to the bottom. The breeze will sweep over your face and blow up your hair on your temples, which is not to mention how cool it is. It is cool under the slope, and there is always a moderate wind blowing, just like a small piece of spring left over from this summer, full of coolness.

Many things there were made by ourselves. We moved a big stone to the middle, smoothed the surface with a shovel to be used as a table, and surrounded the small stones, which were polished in the same way to be used as stools. We made a lot of things ourselves, and there were many memories, funny and naughty, in that place.

and there is one thing I will never forget.

I remember that it was autumn, and there were many leaves. The leaves all over the ground not only affected the environment of the secret base, but also made it inconvenient for us to run and play with so many leaves. Looking at the chief culprit of the fallen leaves on the ground-the dense branch above the head, everyone began to figure out how to deal with it.

So we started to think about the table. Everyone gave me a lot of ideas, but in the end, only one was left out-covering those branches with plastic bags. However, in the face of this scheme, the next thing to be solved is the security problem. It would be terrible if such a tall tree climbed up and fell down.

Finally, after discussion, we decided to spread a blanket under the tree. After summing up, one of our classmates went home to get the blanket. The people we left behind began to pile up the leaves that had fallen to the ground and prepare to put them under the blanket, which was even more foolproof. We'll start the operation when we get the blanket.

Everyone who can climb the tree started for the tree, but all of them fell halfway, leaving me. Everyone took plastic bags and waited for me under the tree. I finally climbed the tree with the help of everyone. Just as I was about to finish the plastic bag, a gust of wind blew, so it turned into a scene where everyone chased the plastic bag. I smiled and took out the spare plastic bag from my pocket. I tied it three times and then jumped off. By the time they came back panting, I was already waiting for them under the tree, so it was inevitable that everyone would have a hammer. "Good Liu Yang, you did it on purpose!"

when we were ready, we all went home with peace of mind. The next day, I went to the secret base happily, and the ground was still full of fallen leaves. Everyone suddenly became blindsided. How could this happen? "Look," we looked in the direction we pointed, only to see a leaf blowing leisurely from the tree far away from us, falling in front of us and drowning in those fallen leaves.

we were all stunned at once, and then we all laughed again. So we decided the wrong case and acted as the wrong judge.

There are quite a few such stories in the secret base. I think this is probably childhood. Because of innocence, curiosity, ignorance, and self-righteousness, I have this carefree and fun childhood. Our happiness.

Third,

There is a little secret in my heart. I don't want others to know, but it's uncomfortable to hold it in my heart. I really want to find someone, only one person, to talk about the secrets in my heart. So I thought of you, because you are my trusted good friend, and we can talk about everything, right?

that time, it was really guilty. That morning, I went to Lin Lin's house to play, and as soon as I entered the room, my eyes stopped at the heart-shaped glass on the top of Lin Lin's cabinet, which was fine as a clean crystal without dust. "Beautiful? My father bought this at a high price from other places. " Lin Lin said proudly. A word woke the dreamer, and I turned my eyes away from the heart-shaped glass.