What is the funniest joke in history?

MM got out of the taxi and left the camera on the back seat.

Seeing this, the driver quickly put his head out of the window,

He shouted at MM: "Little sister, your camera!"

MM blushed, He turned around and cursed: "You are like a duck!"

Then the taxi left...

Then mm chased the car and shouted: Master, I have a camera~~ ~~! My camera~~~~~~~

A professor was teaching in the field: "Scientific research must not be afraid of getting dirty..." Then he squatted down, poked the cow dung on the ground with his finger, and then put his finger Put it in your mouth and lick it clean. A classmate hurriedly said: "I'm not afraid of getting dirty..." Then he poked the cow dung on the ground with his finger and put it in his mouth to lick it clean. The professor said, "In addition, you must be good at observation. I just poked the dung with my middle finger, but I licked it clean." It’s the index finger...”

A couple gave birth to a little boy after his birth control failed. The child clenched his fists and kept laughing. The nurse opened his fist. He found a handful of contraceptive pills inside, and then the little boy spoke: "You two want to kill me, it's not that easy, hahahaha..."

A king wants to replace When the princess proposes marriage, an apple is placed on the princess' head. Whoever shoots it will have a chance to marry the princess. The first man shot the apple and said, "I'm Robin." The second man also shot the apple and said, "I'm Hou Yi." The third man accidentally shot the princess. Dead, he said: "I'm sorry..."

A boyfriend and girlfriend went shopping together. Girlfriend: Ouch, my feet are so sore. My boyfriend is very nervous: What’s wrong? Did you step on a lemon?

A boy had a crush on a girl. He mustered up the courage to ask the girl what kind of boy she liked. The girl replied. After asking the question several times, she got the same answer. The boy was discouraged and said: "A guy with a flat head will do." no".

Xiao Wang works in the human resources department on the 10th floor. A month ago, he was transferred to the administrative department on the 9th floor...

Today, Xiao Wang called The HR department asked him: "Is Xiao Wang here?"

The colleague who answered the phone said: "Xiao Wang is no longer in the HR department."

Classmate Xiao Wang: "Ah!?, Why didn't I know when it happened? I haven't had time to send him off yet?"

"It doesn't matter, you can go find him below."

1. 'Happiness' Cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, Ultraman fights little monsters

2. 'Generation Gap' I asked my dad what he thought of 'Chrysanthemum Terrace', and he said he had never tasted it

< p>3. 'Narcissism' means that I must be reincarnated as a woman in the next life, and then marry a man like me

4. 'Speechless' means that the judge asked: Why did you print counterfeit money? The criminal said: I can't print real money.

5. 'Despair' means ordering two dishes at a restaurant and eating the first one: 'Is there anything more unpalatable than this in the world?

! 'Eat the second one' Damn! It really does!

6. 'Crash' means that an old lady walked into KFC and said to the waiter: I want a KFC,

a McDonald's, and a hamburger.

A: How much is your annual salary?

B: 10 million.

A: That’s more than 800,000 a month!

B: Yes, this is the basic salary.

A: Not bad, what do you do?

B: Dreaming...