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That thing in the country

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Small towns, be careful what you say and do, and become stars if you are not careful. One spread to ten, and ten spread to a hundred. I'm not sure, what others say, what I say.

"Hey, did you hear that Chen Caifeng, the son of Chen Dongjia, was admitted to No.3 Middle School?" The fourth daughter-in-law has a serious face, like Gong, but she can't help laughing after all. Maybe chameleons don't have such skills.

"Ah, his son reading is not very good? How to get into No.3 Middle School? Zhang, the daughter of the village chief, is studying in No.2 Middle School. She is really capable! " Aunt Li's high voice is a little unconvinced. Why doesn't she have that life? Her son and daughter are rude and complain about her mother. You can't be angry.

"I can't see the son of Chen Dongjia. I am stupid and have no future. " The fourth daughter-in-law squinted as she spoke, shaking her legs and wearing slippers with traces of time on her feet.

"Admitted to the third middle school can have what ambition. Everyone says that No.3 Middle School is a mess and often fights. Besides, the second middle school must be very good, otherwise how can there be one middle school, two middle schools and three middle schools! " Mrs. Shi kept a straight face, as if she owed her two buckets of rice, with a critical tone and a little pride in her explanation. .

"Aunt Wang is good."

"Xiao feng came back, today is a holiday, right? Are you in No.1 Middle School or No.2 Middle School? " Aunt Wang said with a smile.

"I am in the third middle school."

"Oh oh ... 3, all right. Zhang, the daughter of the village chief, is great. She is in No.2 Middle School. "Her smile is awkward, but with some contempt, she has improved her status by being humiliated by others.

"Actually, No.2 Middle School and No.3 Middle School ..." Chen Feng explained. I don't want the village chief Zhang to drive by.

"Hey, Zhang, why don't you take your daughter home for a holiday?" Aunt Wang walked over excitedly, as if bees were attracted by the flowers. If she had left earlier, it seemed that she could have got more shares.

"Xiaoyu, stop playing with your mobile phone and call Aunt Wang." Zhang said kindly to his daughter, with a somewhat harsh tone.

"Aunt Wang is good." Zhang's daughter quickly looked up at Aunt Wang and lowered her head to continue playing with her mobile phone.

"Very well. You are a capable child, and you are promising in No.2 Middle School. " Aunt Wang tried her best to praise her kindly and let the village head know how sincere she was.

"What's the promise? I play mobile phone all day. Chen Dongjia's children work hard and people are honest and diligent. " Zhang solemnly said.

"Hey, people have been admitted to No.3 Middle School." Aunt Wang said with a chuckle.

"They say that No.2 Middle School and No.3 Middle School are the same and belong to the same level." Zhang said to him.

"You can forget it. You must make sure that No.2 Middle School is good. Both of them are in front of the three, and everyone knows that it is good to be in front. You are really a capable child. If you can be a big official in the future, you will be happy. " As he spoke, he took the child by the hand.

Three years later. ...

"Hey, did you hear that Chen Dongjia's son was admitted to a key university and Zhang Quan's daughter was admitted to an ordinary two colleges?"

"Hey, I remember that Mr. Chen's son was admitted to a key university in the third middle school, and Richard cheung kuen's daughter was admitted to an ordinary two colleges in the second middle school. Maybe No.3 Middle School is better than No.2 Middle School. "

"I was thinking. It's really strange. "

"Aunt Wang is good."

"Hey, Xiaofeng, you are really capable and admitted to a key university."

"His aunt wang is coming. Please sit down. "

"Teacher Chen, how do you educate your children? The child is capable, practical and sensible, much better than that girl. It is not bad to graduate from the second middle school. " Aunt Wang's flattering and belittling tone is so firm.

"How can you speak so well? The child is very lucky and works hard. We are adults and have no culture. It depends on him. "

Four years later. ...

"Hey, did you hear that Chen Dongjia's son became a primary school teacher and Zhang Quan's daughter entered a company with a monthly income of tens of thousands?"

"Chen's son teaches elementary school, what's the promise. Zhang Quanke is really blessed. After all, he is the village head and will educate people. "

"Chen Dongjia's son graduated from No.3 Middle School. What skills can he have? He is still good at No.2 Middle School. He can graduate."

"By the way, where are the second and third middle schools in the county?"

"I don't know, I haven't been there."

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There are so many weeds here that you can't tell flowers from grass at all. Just burn him completely, burning out heaven and earth and light.

"Boo-hoo ..."120 Ambulances shuttled through the country lanes at night, and neighbors were heard standing on both sides of the road, and the quiet night in the country suddenly became lively again.

Women can best explain the hardships of life and are good at grasping the small things in the village. Through their mouths, they will write articles endlessly. Sometimes they cry and sometimes they laugh. Even things they haven't experienced personally can always be so natural and true. You have to say they are really nice.

"What's the matter? If something happens to anyone, it's really a sin! " Say, old four daughter-in-law frowned.

"You don't know, Mr Son got married, but he didn't want to have an accident in the new house. It is said that it was smoked in fried rice, and my eyes are blurred. I fell into the fire, and my hand covered my eyes until it hurt. "

Aunt Wang Gherardini, like crying.

"The rules of the bridal chamber but ancestors decided, this can't be violated. At the beginning, the bride and groom were smeared with pot dust, which showed that all diseases were eliminated and they were in good health. Moreover,' fried rice' can't be cooked with an open flame, but it is cooked with thick smoke, which also shows that the couple share joys and sorrows. " Aunt Li said plausibly.

"Yes, I see. The couple didn't grow up. They didn't follow the rules of their ancestors and couldn't get the blessing of their ancestors." Aunt Shi said solemnly.

Before long, people were sent to the hospital. No one expected that the original happy family would become like this. Chen Dongjia's daughter-in-law finally burst into tears: "What broke the rules and tortured people in this way? At the beginning, it was agreed that the hotel would entertain guests, and the wedding emcee was invited. It is said that the rural hometown will be lively. Now, people have been sent to the hospital, blare ... "

"Daughter-in-law, fathers can't say, this is a sin. I don't want this to happen, but that's my own son, blare ... "

The scene was once out of control, but fortunately, the doctor heard the news and restored calm.

According to the doctor's diagnosis, there are no serious and minor burns, but the eyes must be treated well. My eyes are mixed with pot ash, and there is pepper water in the pot ash. After smoking a lot, it has been seriously infected and needs hospitalization observation.

A week later, the patient was discharged safely. When he got home, he saw grandma kneeling before the gods, hoping that her ancestors would bless her grandson and daughter-in-law and not blame her for not obeying the rules.

The daughter-in-law offered compensation to the parties in the village, but the competition was opposed by the whole village, accusing the Chen family's daughter-in-law of not being virtuous enough and daring to be an enemy of her ancestors. In fact, it was a big violation. This matter has to be forgotten.

This is human nature. People weave their own cages and lock themselves up. If others can't get in, they can't get out.

Funeral affairs

Filial piety is not filial, see if the funeral is noisy; If you say you are not filial, he is filial.

"You can get a red envelope again. It is estimated that there will be a lot of money this time. " Li Si's daughter-in-law's dry eyes suddenly came to life, as if a pie had fallen from the sky.

"Who died? You can get a red envelope again! " Aunt Li is as happy as a beggar who finds a steamed stuffed bun that doesn't stink. (Village custom, a person died in the village, and the villagers went for a drink the night before the funeral. The younger generation of the deceased bought snacks to thank everyone, and later gradually evolved into giving red envelopes to everyone in the village)

"Is the village chief Lao zhang, ill for more than a month, her daughter is busy with work, please a nanny to take care of. He died last night, and the nanny called her daughter and came back this morning. "

"His daughter is very rich and can afford a nanny. It is a blessing to be able to eat and drink. " Aunt Li is full of envy. She may have suffered all her life. Even if she fell millions and died, she could still laugh.

"Grandma, who died?" Aunt Li's grandson asked curiously.

"It's grandpa zhang. Your grandfather was ill before, and he came to visit. "

"Yes, yes, there is a red envelope, there is a red envelope ..." The child happily turned around his grandmother.

The old people who died in the village were all taken to court for business. The court at this time is like Chinese New Year.

Seeing the famous car parked outside the courtyard, the villagers all gave their thumbs up. Firecracker paper fluttered in the wind outside the hall, like a fairy scattering flowers, laying a long red carpet. Fireworks resounded through the sky, which was really "earth-shattering".

Firecrackers were mixed with songs, and as soon as they entered the hall, the band sang hard. "Wait a thousand years, wait once ..." Actually, you don't have to wait a thousand years. After decades of ups and downs, people have half stepped into the gate of hell. Ghosts go to Rosen Hall first and go home! Of course, there are also many songs that make people cry. They sang their parents' songs with tears in their eyes. Maybe they have sung it many times, but they can't see the tears. Everyone present tried to hide their smiles and squeezed their thighs, but they couldn't laugh. The band is good at singing and dancing, playing Daughter Love while dancing. Children think of Journey to the West, and adults think of their former dream lover.

There are always maverick people in the lobby. They are obsessed with fighting landlords and playing with golden flowers, attracting a large audience. Sometimes they cheer loudly and sometimes they sigh. Many winners want to take this opportunity to stop for no reason, looking forward to an emergency call to help him get out, and finally they are defeated. They angrily walked to the coffin, burned some paper money and prayed for the blessing of the next game. As a result, before the coffin, it finally became lively.

"Boom …", what a sweet voice, your arrival, my joy. Finally, everyone is waiting for the arrival of the red envelope, thinking about how big it is. Everyone tried to pretend to be dismissive for fear of making a joke and losing face. People are praising the dead girl again. The more detailed and vivid he says, the more qualified he is to get a red envelope. But when everyone praised it, Chen Dongjia's daughter-in-law disagreed, accusing the daughter of the deceased of not being filial enough and not dying.

Xiao Wen, who else will come to see this big ostentation and extravagance now? Her words angered her mother-in-law and reprimanded her daughter-in-law for not being sensible. If it weren't for the red envelope, she wouldn't come. Finally, everyone got a red envelope and went home at 1 am.

"The richer, the meaner. Only 15 yuan. It's really embarrassing for his daughter to take it out. If I knew, I shouldn't have gone drinking at all. It's worth sixty dollars. " Li Si's daughter-in-law is wearing a pair of age-old slippers with grass at the bottom, posing as a compass. If she carries a basket, puts a broken bowl and leans on a bamboo pole, she will be regarded as Sister Xianglin.

"Her daughter is not a filial person, and her father doesn't take care of himself when he is sick. What's it like to find a nanny? If I were his father, I would be so angry. Or Chen Dongjia's daughter-in-law is right. Who is going to see such a big play? 15 yuan, I can buy things, I might as well sleep at home! " Aunt Li was foaming at the mouth and flew two feet away, blushing like a cockscomb, as if she had lost a chicken. She was heartbroken and angry, with a murderous face and fierce eyes, just like Sun Erniang.

Before long, everyone forgot who his daughter was and who died, except 15 yuan.