Ten humorous jokes to calm women down.

1, honey, I was wrong, please forgive me, I will never make you angry again, love you, love you, I only love you.

2, dear, in fact, sometimes I am joking with you. If you don't like it, I won't make such jokes in the future. I'm really afraid of losing you. I can't live without you.

Honey, don't be angry. Shall I guess a riddle for you? You owe me 5 yuan, but you paid me back 10 yuan. Can't guess? The answer is: I owe (apologize)!

I'm sorry, I said something that made you unhappy, and I regretted it the moment I said it. I knew that I had made a mistake. Forgive me. I will never say or do anything to make you unhappy again.

I'm sorry to make you angry. I don't want to make you unhappy. It pains me to see you angry and ignore me. I apologize. I was wrong. Don't be angry, my most beautiful and lovely queen.

If I have you in my future, I am not afraid of anything.

7. Don't be angry. Come on, I'll take you to eat delicious food, and you can have a snack.

8. Don't be angry with me. You are a fairy. You can't be angry about it.

9. Look, I bought you your favorite lipstick/bag/dress. Don't be angry.

10, don't be angry, don't be angry, it's not good for your health, it's your own fault to be angry, so don't be angry, say the important things three times!