What's so funny?

A fly and its child are walking on a bald head. After a while, it said thoughtfully, "son, time flies." When I was your age, it was just a path. "

2. Bare arms

One day, a sparrow said to a pigeon, "Do you dare to shoot an eagle?" "Of course, I dare." After that, the pigeon flew away. After a while, the pigeon flew back without feathers. The sparrow asked, "What's the matter?" The dove said, "That boy is not convinced, so I will hit him with my bare hands."

In class, the teacher is talking about Chapter 7. Xiao Ming casually opened the book and bowed his head to play with his mobile phone. The teacher found out.

The teacher asked him, "How can you turn the book to Chapter 8 when you talk about Chapter 7?" Xiao Ming replied faintly: "I'll wait for you in front!" " "This answer is very logical. Why did the teacher let Xiao Ming go out? . .

I can't always have a girlfriend. Am I asking too much? "

"Silly! The demands of others are too high. "

5. "How to improve your girlfriend's IQ?"

"When she doesn't like you, her IQ naturally rises."

6. A classmate's handwriting is poor, and the Chinese teacher is angry: "As long as you scan your broken words into the computer, the computer will crash."

Later, a better teacher said, "If you scan this word into the computer, you have to kill your word as a virus."

Finally, another fierce teacher said, "You are a broken word. If you scan it into the computer, it's all garbled. "

7. Recently, the public security monitoring facilities of Lantian Road in Xuzhou often fail, but they will automatically return to normal after a while. The traffic police department thought it was a machine failure until the monitoring failed again the next night, and another monitoring at the intersection found a suspicious woman.

The traffic police rushed to the scene and found that an aunt actually opened the monitoring control box, unplugged the monitoring power plug and charged her electric car.

8, with a second-rate husband shopping in the supermarket as the background. . .

Go to the grocery section ... cut, cut, cut. ...

Husband: Do you have any glue here?

Shop assistant: What do you want to post, sir?

Husband: My foreskin is open!

Shop assistant: You look silly. .....

Husband: The skin on my bag is open. ...

Salesman, don't look at me, I don't know him …

9. When I was in college, my roommate took a fancy to a northeast girl. One day, my roommate invited this girl to dinner. I remember it was past eleven when this guy came back.

He drank almost enough, so we asked him how he did it. He said, if I have one drink, she will have two. How can this be investigated?