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Is Napoleon disabled?
What needs to be corrected is that Napoleon did have a foot injury, and there is a piece of evidence as follows:
There is an old western joke: a short cripple, bald, with a moustache, loves to drink coffee and smoke cigars. One day, he suddenly thought: Lenin is bald, I have been bald for many years; Mark Twain is short, so am I; Gorky has a moustache, and so do I; Napoleon is lame, so am I; Balzac drinks 20 cups of coffee every day, and I drink 22 cups every day; Churchill likes smoking cigars, so do I, so I am Lenin+Mark Twain+Gorky+Napoleon+Balzac+Churchill. I feel very proud.
It can be seen that Napoleon did suffer a foot injury. You are right. Napoleon was a cripple.
Of course, he is a big cripple.
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