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Why didn't the sheep get beaten when pigs, cattle and sheep went to the supermarket?

Because the convenience store clerk said, "We don't close for 24 hours."

1. Why do people go to bed to sleep?

The bed won't come by itself.

2. Chocolate fights with tomatoes, and chocolate wins. Why?

Chocolate won because of the chocolate bar!

3. What will become when a shark eats a mung bean?

Mung bean sauce (shark)

4. Don't let the mobile phone fall into the toilet, make an idiom.

opportunity knocks but once; the chance may never come again; now or never; there is no time like the present

What else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others?

You know you're not dumb.

6.4 people are playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take five people?

Because the person they play is called "Mahjong"

7. Besides fragile articles such as glass and porcelain, what else should be handled carefully?

break wind

8. There is a pig. He walked and walked until he came to England. What has he become?

pig

9. Butterflies, ants, spiders, centipedes, they work together, which one didn't get paid in the end?

Centipede, because it is useless, there is no reward.

10. A turtle walked through a pile of shit, but only left three footprints on it. Why?

There is a foot holding your nose.